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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #425 on: May 07, 2012, 09:16:32 AM »
I feel like every time stunted posts, I should just sit indian legged on the floor and get ready for story time.  I think he needs to do a series of off season blog posts on his exploits

Wanna hear a dirty little story?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #426 on: May 08, 2012, 06:00:13 AM »
With the help of my friend's gf, we pull this super-cute girl away from 2 of her friends.  Tell her we are going to this awesome breakfast place but stopping by my friend's first, she agrees although she has a boyfriend.  Everyone but this chick is hammered at this point (she claimed she didn't drink), so we figure she needs to join the party.  She joins the party, and at about 5am my friend and his gf get ready for bed.  We go to the living room, make out, she whispers "tonight...I am siiiingle."  We jet to a love hotel.

Now for the dirty story.  Coming back from the club, we are sweaty and smelly.  Also rained hard so we are narsty at this point.  However we are too wasted to get the jacuzzi working, didn't feel like showering.  Skipped hygiene, get right to it.  After completion all over her tummy, she rolls over and passes out.  After a bit, I wake her up, tell her we have to leave soon and go at it again - her friends and boyfriend calling non-stop.  It was sooo good but ran out of time, so we quickly dress up and leave.  It is 8am at this point and I go home.  She on the other hand had school...so she goes straight there - wasted, sweaty, covered in sex, and still wearing her club clothes.  And she said she was such a good girl.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #427 on: May 08, 2012, 08:34:21 AM »
I think fanning might be off the market soon. I'm in "like" with this new blond filly.  :fatty:

Like this Monday morning?  :dunno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #428 on: May 08, 2012, 08:40:53 AM »
 :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: stunted gets narsty  :surprised: :surprised: :surprised:
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #429 on: May 08, 2012, 08:57:33 AM »
I think fanning might be off the market soon. I'm in "like" with this new blond filly.  :fatty:

Like this Monday morning?  :dunno:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #430 on: May 27, 2012, 09:21:07 PM »
Saw an ad while watching "Doomsday Preppers" tonight (which is a whole 'nother thread in itself  :sdeek:)...

http://www.farmersonly.com/

 :lol: they actually took out an ad on NGC  :lol:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #431 on: May 27, 2012, 09:34:07 PM »
FWB, talk about a roller coaster ride.. Not sure Im cut out for it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #432 on: May 27, 2012, 09:43:14 PM »
FWB, talk about a roller coaster ride.. Not sure Im cut out for it.

Tried to warn you, Y-L_A. Tried to warn you. T's & P's.  (Deets?)   :eek:
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #433 on: May 28, 2012, 12:31:33 AM »
FWB, talk about a roller coaster ride.. Not sure Im cut out for it.
Was it fun, worth your while?


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #434 on: May 31, 2012, 09:45:58 PM »
I've got a nice Saturday planned with a filly. Go do some lunch/early dinner on the plaza then Buzz Beach Ball then ???
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #435 on: May 31, 2012, 10:01:35 PM »
its still on going.... katkid actually saw me at lunch with her the other day  :surprised:
but Im walking a thin line when it comes to having her just sex and run and then not being a complete ass. so I started running with her again, etc. all things that are on my time and that I can have her go when I want to.  I have made it quite clear we will not date ever again.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #437 on: June 01, 2012, 01:39:38 PM »
its still on going.... katkid actually saw me at lunch with her the other day  :surprised:
but Im walking a thin line when it comes to having her just sex and run and then not being a complete ass. so I started running with her again, etc. all things that are on my time and that I can have her go when I want to.  I have made it quite clear we will not date ever again.

lol totally dating

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #438 on: June 01, 2012, 01:40:57 PM »
its still on going.... katkid actually saw me at lunch with her the other day  :surprised:
but Im walking a thin line when it comes to having her just sex and run and then not being a complete ass. so I started running with her again, etc. all things that are on my time and that I can have her go when I want to.  I have made it quite clear we will not date ever again.

lol totally dating
Yeah, I agree. When are you two going ring shopping?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #439 on: June 01, 2012, 01:47:08 PM »
you guys are so mean  :embarrassed: plus we probably only see each other maybe 7 hours through the whole week.
I actually made her take back her pillow she had at my place and then bought a new one with her there and told her it would be for the randos. she seems to go through a cycle of being cool with being fwb, angry, jealous, tries to make me jealous(lol), etc. its like a roller coaster ride

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #440 on: June 01, 2012, 01:48:36 PM »
I am disappoint.  What about school teacher girl?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #441 on: June 01, 2012, 01:48:49 PM »
you guys are so mean  :embarrassed: plus we probably only see each other maybe 7 hours through the whole week.
I actually made her take back her pillow she had at my place and then bought a new one with her there and told her it would be for the randos. she seems to go through a cycle of being cool with being fwb, angry, jealous, tries to make me jealous(lol), etc. its like a roller coaster ride

have you guys done the thing at dave and busters where you both get your picture taken and it spits out a picture of what your kids will look like?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #442 on: June 01, 2012, 01:50:47 PM »
I am disappoint.  What about school teacher girl?
next weekend  :thumbs: :thumbs:  :fatty:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #443 on: June 01, 2012, 02:08:10 PM »
I think Varsity Donuts has a tandem bike you can rent, Y-L_A.  Could be a fun date idea.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #445 on: June 01, 2012, 02:31:09 PM »
how do I convince school teacher girl to drive around 1h 1/2 maybe 2hrs to come visit?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #446 on: June 01, 2012, 02:38:27 PM »
how do I convince school teacher girl to drive around 1h 1/2 maybe 2hrs to come visit?

say "you should come visit me this weekend"

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #447 on: June 01, 2012, 02:46:46 PM »
tweet her a link to the la hacienda thread

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #448 on: June 01, 2012, 02:47:36 PM »
how do I convince school teacher girl to drive around 1h 1/2 maybe 2hrs to come visit?

I'll tell you if you check your message.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #449 on: June 01, 2012, 03:29:35 PM »
So YLA's team for trivia already has 2 spots filled.