Author Topic: Master Dating Thread  (Read 959338 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27689
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6850 on: April 14, 2015, 11:04:01 PM »
Guys, I'm meeting J-Dub's new love interest Friday. You better believe I'm giving her an ice cold Fresca and paying close attention to her response.

Diet or no?

all fresca is diet. it has 0 calories

Offline Tobias

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 29366
  • hypoclique lieutenant
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6851 on: April 14, 2015, 11:06:13 PM »
yeah, i think fresca diesel is just citrus fanta

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27689
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6852 on: April 14, 2015, 11:11:37 PM »
Scenarios:

1. She says yes, and drinks the Fresca, saying Thank you: She's obviously "the one"
2. She says no thanks, and drinks something else: Dunno, but I'm skeptical
3. She says yes, but only takes 1 sip, reads the ingredients, and then puts it down and never touches it again: I will physically remove J-Dub from her company and never let him see her again.

Offline 420seriouscat69

  • Don't get zapped! #zap
  • Wackycat
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63922
  • #1 rated - gE NFL Scout
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6853 on: April 14, 2015, 11:26:17 PM »
Guys, I'm meeting J-Dub's new love interest Friday. You better believe I'm giving her an ice cold Fresca and paying close attention to her response.

Diet or no?

all fresca is diet. it has 0 calories
Yeah, what in the world? I leave this thread for one second and mocat is browning this crap up with his fresca n00b game?
« Last Edit: April 15, 2015, 08:33:39 AM by WackyCat08 »

Offline Mrs. Gooch

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9975
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6854 on: April 15, 2015, 08:28:49 AM »
Scenarios:

1. She says yes, and drinks the Fresca, saying Thank you: She's obviously "the one"
2. She says no thanks, and drinks something else: Dunno, but I'm skeptical
3. She says yes, but only takes 1 sip, reads the ingredients, and then puts it down and never touches it again: I will physically remove J-Dub from her company and never let him see her again.

What about 4. She says yes, reads ingredients before opening and gives it back unopened.   ?

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27689
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6855 on: April 15, 2015, 09:17:37 AM »
Scenarios:

1. She says yes, and drinks the Fresca, saying Thank you: She's obviously "the one"
2. She says no thanks, and drinks something else: Dunno, but I'm skeptical
3. She says yes, but only takes 1 sip, reads the ingredients, and then puts it down and never touches it again: I will physically remove J-Dub from her company and never let him see her again.

What about 4. She says yes, reads ingredients before opening and gives it back unopened.   ?

hmm. It means she's awful and not to be trusted. She's banned from J-Dub

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27689
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6856 on: April 18, 2015, 12:32:32 PM »
I forgot to bring a Fresca to do the Fresca test. But get this, she said she loves Fresca.

Also, I thought "Hmm, how can I make J-Dub look dumb?" so I iced him like a frat bro circa 2007  :lol:

Offline j-dub

  • fattyfest dance champion '14
  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 4782
  • "I wanna get hurt!"
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6857 on: April 18, 2015, 12:52:10 PM »
 :dubious:

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

Online star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 67448
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6858 on: April 18, 2015, 12:53:02 PM »
Great job cf3
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline TownieCat

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 6993
  • I have no rhythm.
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6859 on: April 18, 2015, 01:13:19 PM »
:thumbs:

The Big Train

  • Guest
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6860 on: April 18, 2015, 02:05:14 PM »
 :Woot:

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27689
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6861 on: April 18, 2015, 03:25:40 PM »
J-Dub: "did you ice me? That hasn't been a thing in like 5 years. And it was a frat bro thing you dork"
CF3: "HAHA DRINK IT UP PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT"  :Woot:

Offline nicname

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 17053
  • Deal with it.
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6862 on: April 19, 2015, 02:54:05 PM »
J-Dub: "did you ice me? That hasn't been a thing in like 5 years. And it was a frat bro thing you dork"
CF3: "HAHA DRINK IT UP PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT"  :Woot:

 :lol:
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

Offline 420seriouscat69

  • Don't get zapped! #zap
  • Wackycat
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63922
  • #1 rated - gE NFL Scout
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6863 on: April 20, 2015, 01:24:09 PM »
We're celebrating Ms. wacky and I's two year in a couple of weeks at the Elms resort. Has anyone been there? I know it's kinda a close destination for KC'rs on the weekend when they wanna get away, but not waste a bunch of time driving.

http://www.elmshotelandspa.com/?WT.srch=1&WT.mc_id=PPC2p&DCSext.ppc_kw=excelsior+springs+elms+hotel&ppc_ac=Brand&ppc_ag=Brand+Exact&ppc_mt=Exact&platform=c

Offline The1BigWillie

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3172
  • Known to be a horrible person... (BORN 7/4/75)
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6864 on: April 20, 2015, 02:05:27 PM »
We're celebrating Ms. wacky and I's two year in a couple of weeks at the Elms resort. Has anyone been there? I know it's kinda a close destination for KC'rs on the weekend when they wanna get away, but not waste a bunch of time driving.

http://www.elmshotelandspa.com/?WT.srch=1&WT.mc_id=PPC2p&DCSext.ppc_kw=excelsior+springs+elms+hotel&ppc_ac=Brand&ppc_ag=Brand+Exact&ppc_mt=Exact&platform=c

#Notsureiffanningbrab but... #fanningbrag
"That's what you get when you let some dude from Los Angles/Texas with the alias Mookfu raw dog it.  Willesgirl can back me up here.  There's a lesson in this.  You only get HIV once; make it count." - Mr. Bread

Offline 420seriouscat69

  • Don't get zapped! #zap
  • Wackycat
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63922
  • #1 rated - gE NFL Scout
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6865 on: April 20, 2015, 02:06:14 PM »
Nah. Not a fanning brag. Maybe this should have went in the Kansas City things thread. I'm looking for some feedback on this place.

Online Dugout DickStone

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53907
  • BSPAC
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6866 on: April 20, 2015, 02:51:44 PM »
It is older than the hills.

Offline Asteriskhead

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 9371
  • giving new meaning to the term "anger juice"
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6867 on: April 20, 2015, 03:04:44 PM »
Last time I was there they kicked the wedding party out of the pool at midnight. It's Bob Strawn's type of place.

Offline Skipper44

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 7629
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6868 on: April 20, 2015, 03:22:49 PM »
We're celebrating Ms. wacky and I's two year in a couple of weeks at the Elms resort. Has anyone been there? I know it's kinda a close destination for KC'rs on the weekend when they wanna get away, but not waste a bunch of time driving.

http://www.elmshotelandspa.com/?WT.srch=1&WT.mc_id=PPC2p&DCSext.ppc_kw=excelsior+springs+elms+hotel&ppc_ac=Brand&ppc_ag=Brand+Exact&ppc_mt=Exact&platform=c
took the Mrs up there in fall of 13.
Pros:
Signature Suite was pretty nice
The Tavern on the 2nd floor is cozy place for a nightcap or two
Dinner at the 88 at the Elms was fine, I doubt you can do much better unless you drive back to KC or over to Justus Drug

Negs
Outdoor hot tub was closed

We also went to this winery that is about 10 minutes from The Elms, the wine was typical Missouri wine, drinkable but over priced by about 50%.  They have a nice little patio and try to have live music on the weekends.
http://www.fencestile.com/

Last time I was there they kicked the wedding party out of the pool at midnight. It's Bob Strawn's type of place.
There was at least 2 weddings taking place when on the Sat night we were there, I would put that as a positive for the people watching, imo


Offline 420seriouscat69

  • Don't get zapped! #zap
  • Wackycat
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63922
  • #1 rated - gE NFL Scout
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6869 on: April 20, 2015, 04:12:17 PM »
Cool. I think I'm gonna go golfing.

Offline 420seriouscat69

  • Don't get zapped! #zap
  • Wackycat
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63922
  • #1 rated - gE NFL Scout
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6870 on: May 02, 2015, 12:11:57 PM »
I scratched the elms and we're doing table rock lake instead. I'd appreciate any pro suggestos here. Including where to stay.  :emawkid:

Online Dugout DickStone

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53907
  • BSPAC
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6871 on: May 03, 2015, 02:57:28 PM »
I scratched the elms and we're doing table rock lake instead. I'd appreciate any pro suggestos here. Including where to stay.  :emawkid:

Are you taking a boat?

Offline 420seriouscat69

  • Don't get zapped! #zap
  • Wackycat
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63922
  • #1 rated - gE NFL Scout
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6872 on: May 03, 2015, 08:01:08 PM »
I scratched the elms and we're doing table rock lake instead. I'd appreciate any pro suggestos here. Including where to stay.  :emawkid:

Are you taking a boat?
We'll probably rent one.

Offline EMAWmeister

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 8957
  • Livin' it up
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6873 on: May 11, 2015, 04:31:17 PM »
So lady 'Meister just took a job that would either have her traveling for 2 years or stationed in Denver/StL/DC/Boston/NC for 2 years. I'm not really sure how to react. I mean, she definitely wanted the job and it would make her very happy, so from that POV I'm very happy for her/about it. But I'm also pretty nervous, which I feel is understandable. It's just that 2 years is a long time. The good news is that once the 2 years is up, she'll be moving back to KC, but still, 2 years.

Idk, like I said, I'm just not sure how to feel about it.

HEY GUYS GUESS WHO COMES HOME TOMORROW


 :billdance: :billdance:  :billdance:

Offline WillieWatanabe

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 19406
  • We'll always have Salt Lake
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6874 on: May 11, 2015, 04:38:11 PM »
that's awesome  :thumbs:
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
- chunkles