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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6550 on: January 09, 2015, 03:07:57 PM »
Do you know how many foods have onions in them? The best kinds.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6551 on: January 09, 2015, 03:12:13 PM »
no joke, i can just take a bite right out of a raw white onion

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6552 on: January 09, 2015, 03:23:22 PM »
 :fatty:
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6553 on: January 09, 2015, 03:37:14 PM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6554 on: January 09, 2015, 03:38:47 PM »
That's awesome!

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« Reply #6555 on: January 09, 2015, 03:42:25 PM »
That's awesome!

Tell Ms. Wacky that you are getting a job as a professional cuddler.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6556 on: January 09, 2015, 03:43:04 PM »
That's awesome!

Tell Ms. Wacky that you are getting a job as a professional cuddler.
It might help with that ring. She would have to understand.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6557 on: January 12, 2015, 07:04:00 AM »
Wacky is mean

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6558 on: January 13, 2015, 11:29:36 AM »
mayday! mayday! :runaway:


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6559 on: January 13, 2015, 11:32:01 AM »
What's happening, 'lew?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6560 on: January 13, 2015, 11:41:44 AM »
had some pretty important long term conversations last night.  me not being hindu is apparently a big hangup.  she's "trying to figure out" how she feels, but i think we all know how this ends.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6561 on: January 13, 2015, 11:43:21 AM »
It's 2015, it doesn't need to end up like her parents' generation

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6562 on: January 13, 2015, 11:47:12 AM »
also, have you concerned converting to Hinduism?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6563 on: January 13, 2015, 11:48:15 AM »
also, have you concerned converting to Hinduism?
no


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6564 on: January 13, 2015, 11:55:53 AM »
I would imagine it would pretty hard to find someone hindu on a night out in the town (small fishing pool). She knew this going into the relationship. Did she think that would change or something? We're you guys having fun and just trying to ignore that fact? Because I've definitely been down that road before.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6565 on: January 13, 2015, 12:04:05 PM »
I would imagine it would pretty hard to find someone hindu on a night out in the town (small fishing pool). She knew this going into the relationship. Did she think that would change or something? We're you guys having fun and just trying to ignore that fact? Because I've definitely been down that road before.
i mean, there's a lot of indian people in chicago, wacks. and i don't know what she was thinking when we first started.  it crossed my mind, but rusty actually made some pretty good points about it being 2014 and all.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6566 on: January 13, 2015, 12:08:16 PM »
Yeah, I wasn't trying to be ignorant. My apologies if it came off that way, but still, my point stands on what she was thinking when you first met.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6567 on: January 13, 2015, 12:10:01 PM »
 :frown: Hope it works out.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6568 on: January 13, 2015, 12:10:20 PM »
Oh Wacky

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6569 on: January 13, 2015, 12:17:25 PM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6570 on: January 13, 2015, 12:19:54 PM »
Maybe his mastery of the Kama Sutra had her fooled :fatty:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6571 on: January 13, 2015, 12:40:14 PM »
Ts and (non-Hindu) P's bud. Hopefully you can work something out
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6572 on: January 13, 2015, 12:45:43 PM »
I call BS.  I mean, she's supposedly this devout Hindu person but she let you pork her.  :fatty:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6573 on: January 13, 2015, 12:46:21 PM »
<meat joke> :fatty:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6574 on: January 13, 2015, 12:47:03 PM »
I think this was covered on an episode of The Big Bang Theory.