Master Dating Thread

[TownieCat]

you know what they say about people who do not enjoy onions...

They have better breath than those who eat onions?

[420seriouscat69]

you know what they say about people who do not enjoy onions...

They have better breath than those who eat onions?

Better looking, smell better, etc. 

[Mrs. Gooch]

Cooked onions are ok. Raw onions are not.

[420seriouscat69]

Cooked onions are ok. Raw onions are not.

Yup. 

[WillieWatanabe]

Cooked onions are ok. Raw onions are not.

also, onion slices are ok. Diced can get the eff outta my face.

[CNS]

Cooked onions are ok. Raw onions are not.

also, onion slices are ok. Diced can get the eff outta my face.

If cooking with them, a really fine diced onion is much harder to find in the food than anything else. 

I feel like some of you are judging food based on what it is like when you get it on a burger or hotdog at a fast food place.

[420seriouscat69]

I use to love Burger King Burgers. I always say "no onions", but some of these dumbasses forget that. After being sick for a week, I wanted some comfort food and ordered a burger. I chowed down on it and I felt like it was an army of onions in my mouth. I threw up in my car on the spot. I haven't been back since. 

[420seriouscat69]

THIS IS NOT A GAME!

[420seriouscat69]

ONIONS CAN GET mumped!!!

[mocat]

no joke, i can just take a bite right out of a raw white onion

[mocat]

i'm not saying this is normal behavior. i'm saying wow, the human palate. what a scope. what a range.

[CNS]

Same.  I went through a phase where I was making sandwiches out of olive oil, about 1/4" thick slab of raw onion, fresh ground black pepper, and a slice of cheddar.  Super good.  Def a weekend sandwich, though.  Don't go out in public after that one. 

[tdaver]

Have any of you no-onioners tried red onions instead?  Much better that the typical yellow onion and are especially tasty raw in a sandwich or salad.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Oh, you know when raw red onions are good? When you soak them in red wine vinegar or something like that, with cucumbers.

[TownieCat]

no joke, i can just take a bite right out of a raw white onion

 

[ChiComCat]

How about shallots wacky?  You can't possibly hate shallots

[TownieCat]

You pro-onion people are all monsters.

[420seriouscat69]

How about shallots wacky?  You can't possibly hate shallots

Not sure. I've never had one. If it's anything close to an onion tho, I probably wouldn't like it.

[CNS]

technically is an onion.  raw, they are like a strong onion.  cooked, they are like a milder sweeter onion.  They are basically one of the absolute best foods in the world and I try to shove them into most everything I cook.

[420seriouscat69]

If I was on a stranded island and the only thing on the island was onions to survive, I would just sit there and wait till die. That, or learn how to fish with a spear, but ya, eff those things.

[meow meow]

If I was on a stranded island and the only thing on the island was onions to survive, I would just sit there and wait till die. That, or learn how to fish with a spear, but ya, eff those things.

where did you get the spear if the only thing for survival was onions?

[420seriouscat69]

If I was on a stranded island and the only thing on the island was onions to survive, I would just sit there and wait till die. That, or learn how to fish with a spear, but ya, eff those things.

where did you get the spear if the only thing for survival was onions?

I don't know. 

[The Big Train]

#teamonions

[mocat]

LOL at 99% of earth's population being "monsters"

[puniraptor]

no joke, i can just take a bite right out of a raw white onion

i like to slice an intact steak ouf the of widest part of the onion that is at least 50% the volume of my whole beef patty for topping my hamburger. red is my favorite for this. so sweet and spicy!