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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6475 on: December 26, 2014, 06:08:01 AM »
That's pretty cold to do that crap on Christmas. You probably went out and bought her some great gifts, too.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6476 on: December 26, 2014, 06:55:46 AM »
I got dumped week before Christmas in 1993. Really sucked.

We got back together a few months later. Been married for twenty years in March.

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« Reply #6477 on: December 26, 2014, 10:07:27 AM »
I got dumped week before Christmas in 1993. Really sucked.

We got back together a few months later. Been married for twenty years in March.

Wonder what she was doing for those few months?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6478 on: December 26, 2014, 10:22:26 AM »
I got dumped week before Christmas in 1993. Really sucked.

We got back together a few months later. Been married for twenty years in March.

Wonder what she was doing for those few months?
Probably the same thing I was doing. I was 22, in the navy and chasing tail. That was a long time ago. :)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6479 on: December 26, 2014, 10:40:07 AM »
I got dumped week before Christmas in 1993. Really sucked.

We got back together a few months later. Been married for twenty years in March.

Wonder what she was doing for those few months?
Probably the same thing I was doing. I was 22, in the navy and chasing tail. That was a long time ago. :)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6480 on: December 26, 2014, 01:24:10 PM »
Welp. I think I'm outta the friend zone. Invited me over for dinner Sunday night. Said I should stay over and we would have the place all to ourselves with a wink face.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6481 on: December 26, 2014, 01:25:15 PM »
My Bay area tinder game is much stronger than my mhk tinder game
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6482 on: December 26, 2014, 01:27:19 PM »
My Bay area tinder game is much stronger than my mhk tinder game

we never heard anything about your dillons showdown date

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6483 on: December 26, 2014, 01:29:31 PM »
My Bay area tinder game is much stronger than my mhk tinder game

we never heard anything about your dillons showdown date

Pretty meh, I didn't like her really. Her sister sounds much more fun.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6484 on: December 26, 2014, 05:44:05 PM »
After some responsible binging and retrospective thinking. I didn't want to move to Jacksonville anyways.

Peggy Po: Binge week with friends with impunity and/or sympathy rounds, flights there already booked can be used for leisure to non-garbagey places.  Go cats.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6485 on: December 26, 2014, 05:46:35 PM »
After some responsible binging and retrospective thinking. I didn't want to move to Jacksonville anyways.

Peggy Po: Binge week with friends with impunity and/or sympathy rounds, flights there already booked can be used for leisure to non-garbagey places.  Go cats.

Neggy N: Those Christmas gifts tho

were you like engaged or something?

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« Reply #6486 on: December 26, 2014, 05:59:12 PM »
After some responsible binging and retrospective thinking. I didn't want to move to Jacksonville anyways.

Peggy Po: Binge week with friends with impunity and/or sympathy rounds, flights there already booked can be used for leisure to non-garbagey places.  Go cats.

Neggy N: Those Christmas gifts tho

were you like engaged or something?

Nope, but she seemed very excited about me being willing to move there (I didn't want to at all). I was guessing it would lead to that.  Very weird situation. No signs of this coming at all, I appreciate her honestly but after spending xmas with my family the night before I can't come to any other conclusion she's a bad person. Or she's banging a Floridian.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6487 on: December 27, 2014, 07:28:00 PM »
wasn't that lonely this year. much improved from last.  :cheers:
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« Reply #6488 on: December 28, 2014, 01:04:44 AM »
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« Reply #6489 on: January 01, 2015, 10:23:12 AM »
Dinner at her place the other night. She made dinner. I made a fire in the fireplace. Upon returning inside after splitting logs in the back, I said "I think this may be enough Tinder"

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« Reply #6490 on: January 01, 2015, 11:28:52 AM »
Dinner at her place the other night. She made dinner. I made a fire in the fireplace. Upon returning inside after splitting logs in the back, I said "I think this may be enough Tinder"

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6491 on: January 01, 2015, 01:23:36 PM »
Hmmmmm. Someone has some dating updating to do on this new winter's day.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6492 on: January 07, 2015, 04:23:17 PM »
Do you always tell your significant other that you like what they've cooked for you? I always do, but I have a feeling it's going to come back to haunt me. She cooked a roast last night for me (bless her heart) and everything was kinda crunchy. I mean, it tasted good (I guess), but it wasn't cooked fully and I didn't care cause I had just got done working out.

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« Reply #6493 on: January 07, 2015, 04:29:20 PM »
I give him honest feedback because he likes to cook and wants to improve any dishes that are not perfect. But everything he cooks is good - just might need some tweaks.

My dad ate potato soup for like 15 years even though he hated it because he didn't want to tell my mom that he didn't like it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6494 on: January 07, 2015, 04:31:28 PM »
ms tonya cooked frozen chicken (i didnt see her make it) and i ate it and told her it was good. then the next time she said she made the dish i told her to make sure the chicken wasnt frozen.

seems like you should say you like it at the time, then the next time they make it give your suggestion.

if i straight up dont like the meal i tell ms tonya.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6495 on: January 07, 2015, 04:32:05 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6496 on: January 07, 2015, 04:34:43 PM »
they would know i didn't like it cause i would not eat it after 1 bite  :frown:
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« Reply #6497 on: January 07, 2015, 04:35:39 PM »
Maybe you should just downplay the bad parts but still tell them.

It is way too salty ---> "It might be a little salty, but other than that it is really good."

Burnt -----> "It is a touch more done than I prefer, but that doesn't ruin the taste."

Very bland ----> "It is soo good, but I wonder if some different seasoning would improve it even more."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6498 on: January 07, 2015, 04:36:04 PM »
@lib^7 She makes sure there's no onions in anything she cooks. You just gotta communicate big guy.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6499 on: January 07, 2015, 04:36:55 PM »
Maybe you should just downplay the bad parts but still tell them.

It is way too salty ---> "It might be a little salty, but other than that it is really good."

Burnt -----> "It is a touch more done than I prefer, but that doesn't ruin the taste."

Very bland ----> "It is soo good, but I wonder if some different seasoning would improve it even more."
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