Master Dating Thread

['taterblast]

can't wait til blast marries this girl and invites us all and then i'm like oh, so you're the girl he met on tinder, huh? well i'm rick daris from goEMAW.com. nice to meet you. say, is the wedding cake chocolate or vanilla? i hate one but won't tell you which.

lol, i can just picture the gE section at the wedding holding up a pakhead the entire time

[Tobias]

[star seed 7]

Roidhead would heckle you

[Tobias]

puniraptor "sorry i got too drunk" apology post coming up...

[420seriouscat69]

Wireless ear buds is what she wanted.

[star seed 7]

Pretty sure the carney encore has played weddings before, fyi

[puniraptor]

puniraptor "sorry i got too drunk" apology post coming up...

Freak accident you guys!!!

[Asteriskhead]

Roidhead would heckle you

nuh uh.

[SdK]

May have my own Tinder girl brewing. I'm giddy and haven't been for a while.

good for you 

Thank you. We spent all day together yesterday.  She stayed the night. Met her horse, had good food, watched movies, and cuddled. No clothes were taken off. Which I strangely appreciate.

[slobber]

You slept in horse clothes?


Gonna win 'em all!

[SdK]

You slept in horse clothes?


Gonna win 'em all!

No. In shorts and t shirts. I thought you could connect dots. We didn't have sex or really fool around is what I meant.

[ChiComCat]

Not going for sex on the first night is the best strategy.  She'll wave you in night two.

[SdK]

Not going for sex on the first night is the best strategy.  She'll wave you in night two.

Nope. Friend zoned. Just got the news.

[ChiComCat]

Not going for sex on the first night is the best strategy.  She'll wave you in night two.

Nope. Friend zoned. Just got the news.

Damn - Ol' Chicat is not made for this age of Tinder.  In my day, you got two nights prior to get friend zoned so long as you got at least a kiss on night one.

[Frankenklein]

Not going for sex on the first night is the best strategy.  She'll wave you in night two.

Nope. Friend zoned. Just got the news.

Might try buying the Horse an X-mas gift.

[Asteriskhead]

a coworker wants to set me up with one of her friends. this should be interesting.

[Dugout DickStone]

Sdk, call her fat

[SdK]

Sdk, call her fat

Hahaha ok. Will do.

['taterblast]

Not going for sex on the first night is the best strategy.  She'll wave you in night two.

Nope. Friend zoned. Just got the news.

being friends can be fun!

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

what is everyone getting their significant others for christmas?

i got tickets to go see the kansas city ballet's nutcracker at the kauffman center with tinder girl.

ms tonya and i did this last sunday. it was fantastic! first act definitely more entertaining than the second, but the second has 90% of the actual ballet.

helpful note: you cant take drinks into the auditorium so if you buy one with 2 minutes left in intermission you will have to chug it.

['taterblast]

what is everyone getting their significant others for christmas?

i got tickets to go see the kansas city ballet's nutcracker at the kauffman center with tinder girl.

ms tonya and i did this last sunday. it was fantastic! first act definitely more entertaining than the second, but the second has 90% of the actual ballet.

helpful note: you cant take drinks into the auditorium so if you buy one with 2 minutes left in intermission you will have to chug it.

 whew, glad i didn't make that mistake. it's ok, we had our drinks at anton's beforehand.

the show was pretty great! other than that noisy toddler right behind me that was narrating everything (and then bitching about how long the show was toward the end) i enjoyed it all. the kauffman center... WOW. what a venue.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

what is everyone getting their significant others for christmas?

i got tickets to go see the kansas city ballet's nutcracker at the kauffman center with tinder girl.

ms tonya and i did this last sunday. it was fantastic! first act definitely more entertaining than the second, but the second has 90% of the actual ballet.

helpful note: you cant take drinks into the auditorium so if you buy one with 2 minutes left in intermission you will have to chug it.

 whew, glad i didn't make that mistake. it's ok, we had our drinks at anton's beforehand.

the show was pretty great! other than that noisy toddler right behind me that was narrating everything (and then bitching about how long the show was toward the end) i enjoyed it all. the kauffman center... WOW. what a venue.

yeah, loved the show. kind of made me want to do squats after though. dem thighs!

[Spracne]

Drosselmeyer... one of the great characters in the canon of Western performance art.  Powerful, mysterious, magical.  Total stud.

[JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross]

I got my heart broken tonight you guys/fires up tinder

[Tobias]

sorry jciw.  tinder is prolly interesting this time of year