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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6350 on: November 24, 2014, 10:09:12 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6351 on: November 24, 2014, 10:20:47 AM »

not dating them, she has been hassling me to go on a date for some time, I work with her so it's not just a nope and never see you again thing. the worst thing I probably ever did was give her a ride home and my number, because anytime of day is apparently ok to talk to me now

Next time you are at work just start talking about all the chicks you have banged recently within her earshot.
Didn't you see that 80's movie where the boy had a girl brag about how 'large' he was and how many girls he had banged? This plan would totally backfire.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6352 on: November 24, 2014, 10:22:45 AM »

not dating them, she has been hassling me to go on a date for some time, I work with her so it's not just a nope and never see you again thing. the worst thing I probably ever did was give her a ride home and my number, because anytime of day is apparently ok to talk to me now

Next time you are at work just start talking about all the chicks you have banged recently within her earshot.
Didn't you see that 80's movie where the boy had a girl brag about how 'large' he was and how many girls he had banged? This plan would totally backfire.


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Not the same thing, because there isn't a girl saying he is good or anything...

Which actually brings up another idea...Have a fellow co-worker (gender doesn't matter) start saying how they banged TBT and he wasn't very good.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6353 on: November 24, 2014, 10:24:52 AM »
Male would help the most, probs.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6354 on: November 24, 2014, 10:40:30 AM »
She'd want to fix him.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6355 on: November 24, 2014, 12:51:28 PM »
guys, clinger, stage 5. Wtf do I do  :runaway:

cling back? :dunno:

this is not a joke mich, this is getting out of hand, I've been trying to be nice but levels have increased rapidly
Are you dating this person? If you are just stop dating them. I would recommend telling them via text.

not dating them, she has been hassling me to go on a date for some time, I work with her so it's not just a nope and never see you again thing. the worst thing I probably ever did was give her a ride home and my number, because anytime of day is apparently ok to talk to me now

Probably wouldn't work in this situation, but a guy I know had a similar problem and went to desperate measures to solve it.  If things don't get better, let me know and I will share his technique.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6356 on: November 24, 2014, 12:56:25 PM »
guys, clinger, stage 5. Wtf do I do  :runaway:

cling back? :dunno:

this is not a joke mich, this is getting out of hand, I've been trying to be nice but levels have increased rapidly
Are you dating this person? If you are just stop dating them. I would recommend telling them via text.

not dating them, she has been hassling me to go on a date for some time, I work with her so it's not just a nope and never see you again thing. the worst thing I probably ever did was give her a ride home and my number, because anytime of day is apparently ok to talk to me now

Probably wouldn't work in this situation, but a guy I know had a similar problem and went to desperate measures to solve it.  If things don't get better, let me know and I will share his technique.

well it's gotten to facebook post tagging so I'm all ears

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6357 on: November 29, 2014, 12:02:47 PM »
Meeting in an hour  :ohno:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6358 on: November 29, 2014, 12:19:11 PM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6359 on: November 29, 2014, 12:19:31 PM »
Live blog when she powders her nose

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6360 on: November 29, 2014, 12:23:39 PM »
Taking the ferry from Vallejo to watch the dillons somewhere in the city, maybe michigancat can tail
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6361 on: November 29, 2014, 12:35:33 PM »
Taking the ferry from Vallejo to watch the dillons somewhere in the city, maybe michigancat can tail
Fun! I will not be tailing.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6362 on: November 29, 2014, 12:44:14 PM »
Go checkout the seals at halftime bud.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6363 on: November 29, 2014, 02:22:22 PM »
We won't be going there wacky
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6364 on: November 29, 2014, 02:52:56 PM »
We won't be going there wacky

name the neighborhood and I'll guess the bar!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6365 on: November 29, 2014, 03:27:06 PM »
Att Park
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6366 on: November 29, 2014, 03:30:46 PM »
Att Park
that big one across the street? Go to the high dive on the way back to the ferry!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6367 on: November 29, 2014, 04:01:08 PM »
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that big one across the street? Go to the high dive on the way back to the ferry!

Walked by it, def looked like a michimichigancat place
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6368 on: November 29, 2014, 06:27:17 PM »
Ice cream at the ferry building
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6369 on: November 29, 2014, 06:41:42 PM »
Ice cream at the ferry building
Gotts serves beer and you can sit outside

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6370 on: November 29, 2014, 06:57:22 PM »
Is it cheating to use the Cuddlr app to find someone to cuddle with if you are not getting the cuddles you need at home? (Asking for a friend.)

Totally not.  What are you doing tonight? 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6371 on: December 03, 2014, 10:26:52 AM »
Is it cheating to use the Cuddlr app to find someone to cuddle with if you are not getting the cuddles you need at home? (Asking for a friend.)

Totally not.  What are you doing tonight?

Dang. So sorry I missed this.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6372 on: December 03, 2014, 10:58:31 PM »
you guys

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6373 on: December 03, 2014, 11:16:28 PM »
Sounds like lib's date was a hit

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6374 on: December 04, 2014, 07:44:49 AM »
Note to self: Don't give your number to weird girls in alleyways.   
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