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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6375 on: December 04, 2014, 07:49:51 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6376 on: December 04, 2014, 08:05:20 AM »
you guys

So did you ditch her yet?

no, but it's getting closer and closer to your plan

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6377 on: December 04, 2014, 08:12:13 AM »
you guys

So did you ditch her yet?

no, but it's getting closer and closer to your plan
I would recommend a trip to Taco Bell before the "event".
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6378 on: December 04, 2014, 08:30:13 AM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6379 on: December 09, 2014, 10:41:59 PM »
apparently the phone was turned off and turned back on to no more text messages, the following is from facebook messenger. wtf

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so now i cant send messages at all  :frown: and i lost all the messages i world re-read several times a day and night from a certain person...  :cry:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6380 on: December 09, 2014, 10:51:35 PM »
apparently the phone was turned off and turned back on to no more text messages, the following is from facebook messenger. wtf

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so now i cant send messages at all  :frown: and i lost all the messages i world re-read several times a day and night from a certain person...  :cry:

Welp....there is only one thing left to doodoo....
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6381 on: December 10, 2014, 08:39:33 AM »
Crazy

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6382 on: December 10, 2014, 08:46:43 AM »
She should really invest into a vibrator. No offense, TBT, but I don't think reading your messages would do it for me.  :)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6383 on: December 10, 2014, 12:28:11 PM »
definitely keep leading her on you moron

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6384 on: December 10, 2014, 12:53:23 PM »
TBT, may I ask why you are afraid to tell someone the truth and would rather go on with passive aggressive childish behavior?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6385 on: December 10, 2014, 12:55:41 PM »
TBT, may I ask why you are afraid to tell someone the truth and would rather go on with passive aggressive childish behavior?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6386 on: December 10, 2014, 12:59:00 PM »
my bad

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6388 on: December 10, 2014, 04:03:26 PM »
mind your own business loser

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6389 on: December 10, 2014, 04:50:44 PM »
FTR i havent been leading anybody on, at no point have i ever even hinted at going on a date, i have been getting this stuff at all times of the night and day, trust me i am not leading anybody on

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6390 on: December 10, 2014, 04:55:56 PM »
you need to be hitting that crap sideways

so what if she isn't perfect- none of us are


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6391 on: December 10, 2014, 04:59:51 PM »
you need to be hitting that crap sideways

so what if she isn't perfect- none of us are

this is a good point, he either needs to hit it sideways or stop leading her on like he's going to. But he asked for advice on how to cut her loose and proceeded to send her text and FB message her. (WHAT'S WRONG W/ WHATSAPP, BIG TRAIN)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6392 on: December 10, 2014, 05:02:18 PM »
you need to be hitting that crap sideways

so what if she isn't perfect- none of us are
Damn straight son!


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6393 on: December 11, 2014, 08:29:14 AM »
What's the best way to tell a girl she doesn't have enough zeal for me? I'll listen off-air.  :users:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6394 on: December 11, 2014, 10:58:53 AM »
Like, KSU zeal or just zeal in a general sort of way?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6395 on: December 11, 2014, 11:07:27 AM »
Like, KSU zeal or just zeal in a general sort of way?
In general.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6396 on: December 11, 2014, 11:08:12 AM »
What's the best way to tell a girl she doesn't have enough zeal for me? I'll listen off-air.  :users:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6397 on: December 11, 2014, 02:30:48 PM »
What's the best way to tell a girl she doesn't have enough zeal for me? I'll listen off-air.  :users:

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This is exactly how this is going to go.  :D
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6398 on: December 11, 2014, 03:29:20 PM »
I can't stand the thought of The King with a girl who doesn't have proper zeal.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6399 on: December 11, 2014, 03:59:15 PM »
Do you guys go to lunch with former coworkers of the opposite sex? Like, i'm asking for a friend. Let's sayyou do this and one was a former boss who's 65 years old and the other is married and 47. Discuss...