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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6025 on: September 21, 2014, 07:26:04 AM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6026 on: September 21, 2014, 07:29:13 AM »
Still, maybe a 1% chance.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6027 on: September 21, 2014, 01:01:23 PM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6028 on: September 21, 2014, 01:26:23 PM »
I had banged over 25 chicks before Tinder.  That number is over 60 now.
and this is why he is the King

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He's only had Tinder for like three weeks.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6029 on: September 21, 2014, 01:30:10 PM »
i invented an app where toddlers who don't know their dads can scroll through pictures of dads who may have fathered an illegitimate child somewhere along the road. if the toddler swipes right on the dad AND the dad swipes right on the toddler it will set them up for a meeting!

seeking investors

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6030 on: September 21, 2014, 01:30:58 PM »
well what a nice little event this raquetcat taterblast thing is.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6031 on: September 21, 2014, 06:54:52 PM »
Tinder is going to spawn a whole new kind of AIDS
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6032 on: September 21, 2014, 08:22:05 PM »
I have avoided downloading Tinder. It's for my own good.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6033 on: September 21, 2014, 09:43:59 PM »
I have avoided downloading Tinder. It's for my own good.

Those young girl can't mistake your age on there, dude.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6034 on: September 21, 2014, 09:53:12 PM »
I have avoided downloading Tinder. It's for my own good.

Those young girl can't mistake your age on there, dude.

Winters has the 1 mile away range on lockdown anyway. There's nothing left for me.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6035 on: September 22, 2014, 12:06:25 AM »
guess i'm doing this thread again

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6036 on: September 22, 2014, 12:56:46 AM »
I have avoided downloading Tinder. It's for my own good.

Those young girl can't mistake your age on there, dude.

Winters has the 1 mile away range on lockdown anyway. There's nothing left for me.

Rumor has it that his main picture is him sitting on a couch, wearing a crown with a smug-assed grin on his face. Also heard that his little introduction thing only says "Cats, man. No-strings attached only, not looking for relationship."
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6037 on: September 22, 2014, 12:25:04 PM »
I have avoided downloading Tinder. It's for my own good.

Those young girl can't mistake your age on there, dude.

Winters has the 1 mile away range on lockdown anyway. There's nothing left for me.

Rumor has it that his main picture is him sitting on a couch, wearing a crown with a smug-assed grin on his face. Also heard that his little introduction thing only says "Cats, man. No-strings attached only, not looking for relationship."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6039 on: September 22, 2014, 02:57:23 PM »
Should I switch my tinder profile from "go cats" to cats, man", or is that biting winters style?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6040 on: September 24, 2014, 10:50:59 AM »
@mrsgooch @slucat @wilesgirl, etc.

Ms. Wacky's bday is tomorrow. How have I done so far?

Ray ban's she wanted really badly: check. Dinner at her favorite place: Check. Hand delivering flowers tomorrow: check.

I need one more thing. She wants a new living room table. Is a gift card too lame? I wanted to get her one to IKEA. TIA.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6041 on: September 24, 2014, 10:53:38 AM »
is it like a milestone birthday (40th?)?  You're setting the bar pretty high, but what the hell do i know.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6042 on: September 24, 2014, 10:55:29 AM »
i dont think gift cards are appropriate for cohabitaters. When you are done with dinner at T-Rex, just take her ring shopping like she is expecting.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6043 on: September 24, 2014, 10:55:35 AM »
maybe set a date/time this weekend to go to ikea with her and pick something out together?  :dunno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6044 on: September 24, 2014, 10:56:32 AM »
No. Just another regular bday over 30. I just feel like I have to cause my bday was two weeks ago. I feel like I need to match what she did.

She got me: tickets to the game (east club level), New K-State hat, new clothes, My favorite blvd beer, lunch, New razor, and another K-stateo thing. I'm even, right? lol

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6045 on: September 24, 2014, 10:57:37 AM »
maybe set a date/time this weekend to go to ikea with her and pick something out together?  :dunno:
Good call. I told Mom to get her a gift card there too. We'll be out of town this weekend, but I'll plan something together with her next weekend.  :cheers:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6046 on: September 24, 2014, 10:58:20 AM »
i dont think gift cards are appropriate for cohabitaters. When you are done with dinner at T-Rex, just take her ring shopping like she is expecting.
lol. Fair point. We'll start looking after the holidays. Her bro's wedding is in April and i'm not stealing any thinder there.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6047 on: September 24, 2014, 10:58:38 AM »
Good chat, guys!  :cheers:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6048 on: September 24, 2014, 11:00:21 AM »
WC get her some cool Royals swag just to top it off. Like maybe Royals ear rings!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6049 on: September 24, 2014, 11:01:55 AM »
i dont think gift cards are appropriate for cohabitaters. When you are done with dinner at T-Rex, just take her ring shopping like she is expecting.
lol. Fair point. We'll start looking after the holidays. Her bro's wedding is in April and i'm not stealing any thinder there.

tinder thunder?