Master Dating Thread

[j-dub]

wow.

[Emo EMAW]

happens all the time!

I heard my coworker talk about it one time. Talk about a shitty baby.

Usually, in birthing position, the poop hole is below the baby hole

Usually.


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[slobber]

happens all the time!

I heard my coworker talk about it one time. Talk about a shitty baby.

Usually, in birthing position, the poop hole is below the baby hole

Usually.


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Confirmed. Usually.


Gonna win 'em all!

[The1BigWillie]

O man...ring talk!

My gf's roomate is about to get engaged...was over there last night and they were talking about it, like gf's roomate was really stressing out. Obviously they had talked about it and she knows its going to happen soon but jesus

"Last time he was with my parents I tried to notice if anything was different, like if he had talked to my dad yet"

"Rabble rabble rabble, he was only going to spend 2,000 on a ring, didnt want the debt to go with his student loans when we were married but I dont mind help paying it off!"

"We are going to his parents house next weekend, i wonder if he will do it there, like its so weird, do i have to pretend he's not going to do it while we are there??"


TLDR- Women be crazy bout rings

This is why you wait to get into serious relations with fillys until you are 35+ and only with fillys who have already been stupid like the filly above and totally had a wrecked shitty marriage.  Also make sure there are no kids involved.  UNICORN

['taterblast]

O man...ring talk!

My gf's roomate is about to get engaged...was over there last night and they were talking about it, like gf's roomate was really stressing out. Obviously they had talked about it and she knows its going to happen soon but jesus

"Last time he was with my parents I tried to notice if anything was different, like if he had talked to my dad yet"

"Rabble rabble rabble, he was only going to spend 2,000 on a ring, didnt want the debt to go with his student loans when we were married but I dont mind help paying it off!"

"We are going to his parents house next weekend, i wonder if he will do it there, like its so weird, do i have to pretend he's not going to do it while we are there??"


TLDR- Women be crazy bout rings

this is horrifying

[Cartierfor3]

O man...ring talk!

My gf's roomate is about to get engaged...was over there last night and they were talking about it, like gf's roomate was really stressing out. Obviously they had talked about it and she knows its going to happen soon but jesus

"Last time he was with my parents I tried to notice if anything was different, like if he had talked to my dad yet"

"Rabble rabble rabble, he was only going to spend 2,000 on a ring, didnt want the debt to go with his student loans when we were married but I dont mind help paying it off!"

"We are going to his parents house next weekend, i wonder if he will do it there, like its so weird, do i have to pretend he's not going to do it while we are there??"


TLDR- Women be crazy bout rings

This is why you wait to get into serious relations with fillys until you are 35+ and only with fillys who have already been stupid like the filly above and totally had a wrecked shitty marriage.  Also make sure there are no kids involved.  UNICORN

This is one of the dumbest posts

[kim carnes]

O man...ring talk!

My gf's roomate is about to get engaged...was over there last night and they were talking about it, like gf's roomate was really stressing out. Obviously they had talked about it and she knows its going to happen soon but jesus

"Last time he was with my parents I tried to notice if anything was different, like if he had talked to my dad yet"

"Rabble rabble rabble, he was only going to spend 2,000 on a ring, didnt want the debt to go with his student loans when we were married but I dont mind help paying it off!"

"We are going to his parents house next weekend, i wonder if he will do it there, like its so weird, do i have to pretend he's not going to do it while we are there??"


TLDR- Women be crazy bout rings

This is why you wait to get into serious relations with fillys until you are 35+ and only with fillys who have already been stupid like the filly above and totally had a wrecked shitty marriage.  Also make sure there are no kids involved.  UNICORN

This is one of the dumbest posts

That crazy line of thinking is why I love T1BW

[slucat]

O man...ring talk!

My gf's roomate is about to get engaged...was over there last night and they were talking about it, like gf's roomate was really stressing out. Obviously they had talked about it and she knows its going to happen soon but jesus

"Last time he was with my parents I tried to notice if anything was different, like if he had talked to my dad yet"

"Rabble rabble rabble, he was only going to spend 2,000 on a ring, didnt want the debt to go with his student loans when we were married but I dont mind help paying it off!"

"We are going to his parents house next weekend, i wonder if he will do it there, like its so weird, do i have to pretend he's not going to do it while we are there??"


TLDR- Women be crazy bout rings

this is horrifying

LOL and pathetic/horrifying

[Winters]

I had banged over 25 chicks before Tinder.  That number is over 60 now.

[Skipper44]

I had banged over 25 chicks before Tinder.  That number is over 60 now.

and this is why he is the King

 

[KSUblumpkin]

This convo is getting pretty serious.  I should probably make my exit from this thread now (it's my M.O.)

[Winters]

Tinder pick up line: Wow, you're really gorgeous, I bet you go to K-State because only models go there.


It has worked 2/9 attempts so far   

[meow meow]

Tinder pick up line: Wow, you're really gorgeous, I bet you go to K-State because only models go there.


It has worked 2/9 attempts so far   

Stud move

[star seed 7]

toss me their number after you're done with them winters

[Winters]

toss me their number after you're done with them winters

of course goodbuddy

[TownieCat]

toss me their number after you're done with them winters

of course goodbuddy

[420seriouscat69]

The next generation of the gE master dating thread. First it came to twitter hook ups and now these kids are tindering these days. I mean, talk about no effort at all. What ever happened to really getting to know someone? 

[puniraptor]

i invented an app where toddlers who don't know their dads can scroll through pictures of dads who may have fathered an illegitimate child somewhere along the road. if the toddler swipes right on the dad AND the dad swipes right on the toddler it will set them up for a meeting!

seeking investors

[Mrs. Gooch]

I think Fanning needs to get this DNA testing where they find your closest family members, to make sure he knows about all his illegitimate children before he gets married so that Ms. Wacky doesn't find out about it later.

http://www.vox.com/2014/9/9/5975653/with-genetic-testing-i-gave-my-parents-the-gift-of-divorce-23andme

[420seriouscat69]

 

[raquetcat]

i met tinder girl's dad for the first time (k-state grad), and the first thing he said after shaking hands was "so i hear the EMAW is strong in you"

i thought that was pretty cool

So my parents stayed with me after going to the 'cats game and visiting people in Manhattan, and she's giving me updates about all these people that I went to church with growing up. Usually it's like "OK mom I don't care", then she drops this little nugget:

"So I talked with so and so, their son has been dating this girl he meet on tinder for 6 months, she's a Missouri grad, but her parents went to K-State and he and his girlfriend both live in KC"



That had to be you @'taterblast

['taterblast]

What on earth


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[Cartierfor3]

That could be anyone

[slimz]

 

(with apologies to @racquetcat)

[raquetcat]

What on earth


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Do you have 2 older sisters?