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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5500 on: July 18, 2014, 06:59:44 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5501 on: July 18, 2014, 07:02:56 PM »
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« Reply #5502 on: July 18, 2014, 07:03:09 PM »
we have radio contact. i'm gonna wait an acceptable amount of time before responding.
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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5503 on: July 18, 2014, 07:04:18 PM »
We never did put together that pre-emptive breakup text, did we?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5504 on: July 18, 2014, 07:11:03 PM »
Goddammit what did she say
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5505 on: July 18, 2014, 07:13:02 PM »
lol. she made some small talk about a ku item of hers that i had given a new home (i.e. hid from her). her roommate noticed it missing and got freaked that someone had broken into the house.

good one j-dub  :thumbsup:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5506 on: July 18, 2014, 07:15:42 PM »
alright screw it this whole website is trying to be Kevin from the wonder years
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5507 on: July 18, 2014, 07:34:40 PM »
guys.. small talk. on a friday night. is it possible that i was mistaken?

this would be a first in this area mind you.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5508 on: July 18, 2014, 07:35:16 PM »
Quote from: 42 on July 18, 2014, 07:15:42 PM
alright screw it this whole website is trying to be Kevin from the wonder years

Yup, abandon ship
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« Reply #5509 on: July 18, 2014, 07:44:05 PM »
Quote from: j-dub on July 18, 2014, 07:13:02 PM
lol. she made some small talk about a ku item of hers that i had given a new home (i.e. hid from her). her roommate noticed it missing and got freaked that someone had broken into the house.

good one j-dub  :thumbsup:

what on earth
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5510 on: July 18, 2014, 07:51:24 PM »
last friday, i was waiting for her to get ready as she was running quite late and thought it'd be funny to hide her ku wall decoration. i put it on top of her kitchen cabinet  :dunno:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5511 on: July 18, 2014, 07:53:07 PM »
I don't rough ridin' trust it ( being a guarded friend). Did she happy hour?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5512 on: July 18, 2014, 07:53:13 PM »
what on earth
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5513 on: July 18, 2014, 07:55:50 PM »
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 18, 2014, 07:53:07 PM
I don't rough ridin' trust it ( being a guarded friend). Did she happy hour?

have no idea
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5514 on: July 18, 2014, 07:56:26 PM »
she said i should feel bad with a smiley face
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5515 on: July 18, 2014, 08:01:26 PM »
Quote from: j-dub on July 18, 2014, 07:56:26 PM
she said i should feel bad with a smiley face

oh she was in on it?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5516 on: July 18, 2014, 08:01:38 PM »
Quote from: michigancat on July 18, 2014, 07:53:13 PM
what on earth
Explain. Use to date a girl for 3 months at the radio station. She use to play this game a lot and only communicated after drinks. She ended up rough ridin' johnny dare when I was out of town.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5517 on: July 18, 2014, 08:05:45 PM »
Quote from: michigancat on July 18, 2014, 08:01:26 PM
Quote from: j-dub on July 18, 2014, 07:56:26 PM
she said i should feel bad with a smiley face

oh she was in on it?

no. after she hadn't noticed for a day or two. i was like, you notice anything missing? and she was like, you jerk! and i was like, don't worry it's well looked after. and then when she hadn't found it for like 5 days, i was like it's on top of your kitchen cabinet lol. and now she's telling me that her roommate apparently was freaked about it at one point. though i do not know when her roommate informed her of this.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5518 on: July 18, 2014, 08:10:43 PM »
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 18, 2014, 08:01:38 PM
Quote from: michigancat on July 18, 2014, 07:53:13 PM
what on earth
Explain. Use to date a girl for 3 months at the radio station. She use to play this game a lot and only communicated after drinks. She ended up rough ridin' johnny dare when I was out of town.

well i can say with about 100 percent assuredness that i don't need to worry about this scenario
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5519 on: July 18, 2014, 08:16:56 PM »
I think moving the KU thing is funny and playful and a great move to show you are just a fun bro.  Thumbs up
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« Reply #5520 on: July 18, 2014, 08:29:57 PM »
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 18, 2014, 08:16:56 PM
I think moving the KU thing is funny and playful and a great move to show you are just a fun bro.  Thumbs up

thanks friend  :D
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5521 on: July 18, 2014, 08:32:10 PM »
I don't have the cajones to do that
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5522 on: July 18, 2014, 09:36:38 PM »
Quote from: j-dub on July 18, 2014, 06:59:17 PM
well, what do ya know..

Keep fighting the good fight, buddy.  :)
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5523 on: July 18, 2014, 09:46:19 PM »
okay guys. let's break this down.

her: guess what, you should feel bad about the ku sign shenanigans :)

her: my roommate noticed it was missing and was freaked out cuz a house down the street had been robbed.

me: haha, i guess you should have looked for it sooner :shrugs:

her: well, she wouldn't have been scared if you hadn't moved it... lol you're supposed to feel bad

me: i wouldn't have even had the chance if you had been ready on time.. bet you feel pretty awful right now huh? maybe she'll forgive you. one day.

her: nope, i was supposed to be able to trust you

me: a life without pranks and jokes is a boring life. you can trust me to not be boring :grin:

her: lol oh ok

about a half hour later

me: you busy on sunday aside from kickball

the past hour: crickets....
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« Reply #5524 on: July 18, 2014, 09:48:31 PM »
Quote from: j-dub on July 18, 2014, 09:46:19 PM
okay guys. let's break this down.

her: guess what, you should feel bad about the ku sign shenanigans :)

her: my roommate noticed it was missing and was freaked out cuz a house down the street had been robbed.

me: haha, i guess you should have looked for it sooner :shrugs:

her: well, she wouldn't have been scared if you hadn't moved it... lol you're supposed to feel bad

me: i wouldn't have even had the chance if you had been ready on time.. bet you feel pretty awful right now huh? maybe she'll forgive you. one day.

her: nope, i was supposed to be able to trust you

me: a life without pranks and jokes is a boring life. you can trust me to not be boring :grin:

her: lol oh ok

about a half hour later

me: you busy on sunday aside from kickball

the past hour: crickets....
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