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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5475 on: July 17, 2014, 09:01:43 PM »
That's gonna be a bitch having to commute from downtown.
Yup. My work is off 95th and I-35 too. It's gonna suck.

I used to do downtown to 119th and 35 and it was easy as crap, maybe 20-25 minutes on average.  there's no traffic going that direction in the morning.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5476 on: July 17, 2014, 09:25:26 PM »
I dunno Doc. I think a relationship is healthiest when both parties trust that the other one is committed to them.
not according to my data and several double blind studies. 



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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5477 on: July 17, 2014, 09:27:40 PM »

That's gonna be a bitch having to commute from downtown.
Yup. My work is off 95th and I-35 too. It's gonna suck.

I used to do downtown to 119th and 35 and it was easy as crap, maybe 20-25 minutes on average.  there's no traffic going that direction in the morning.

Farmers outed.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5478 on: July 17, 2014, 09:28:34 PM »
crap that's a pretty convincing visual aid.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5479 on: July 17, 2014, 09:37:06 PM »

That's gonna be a bitch having to commute from downtown.
Yup. My work is off 95th and I-35 too. It's gonna suck.

I used to do downtown to 119th and 35 and it was easy as crap, maybe 20-25 minutes on average.  there's no traffic going that direction in the morning.

Farmers outed.


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It sucks. Especially when I use to be able to walk two blocks from my spot.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5480 on: July 18, 2014, 12:07:42 AM »
Welp, there's no more ERiIgf as of last night. I feel like a new man and am ready to run through some aggieville servers

Sorry to hear that/congratulations, dude. This thread just improved ten fold.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5481 on: July 18, 2014, 12:24:36 AM »
Welp, there's no more ERiIgf as of last night. I feel like a new man and am ready to run through some aggieville servers

Sorry to hear that/congratulations, dude. This thread just improved ten fold.

wow. slap in the face.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #5482 on: July 18, 2014, 12:29:17 AM »
Welp, there's no more ERiIgf as of last night. I feel like a new man and am ready to run through some aggieville servers

Sorry to hear that/congratulations, dude. This thread just improved ten fold.

wow. slap in the face.

Consider the source.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5483 on: July 18, 2014, 02:40:10 AM »
Welp, there's no more ERiIgf as of last night. I feel like a new man and am ready to run through some aggieville servers

Is this the same "crazy" girl that was discussed at length in this thread?
Sure is, michigancat.

interesting

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I really enjoyed this whole exchange.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5484 on: July 18, 2014, 07:18:50 AM »
Welp, there's no more ERiIgf as of last night. I feel like a new man and am ready to run through some aggieville servers

Sorry to hear that/congratulations, dude. This thread just improved ten fold.

wow. slap in the face.

Improved was a poor word choice. A single ERiI adds a much different dimension here.

Also, all running through of Aggieville servers better be done with respect or I'll kick his ass.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5485 on: July 18, 2014, 07:29:24 AM »
Welp, there's no more ERiIgf as of last night. I feel like a new man and am ready to run through some aggieville servers

Sorry to hear that/congratulations, dude. This thread just improved ten fold.

wow. slap in the face.

Improved was a poor word choice. A single ERiI adds a much different dimension here.

Also, all running through of Aggieville servers better be done with respect or I'll kick his ass.

You and me both, bud.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5486 on: July 18, 2014, 04:28:59 PM »
Going to a wedding in Louisville with my gf this weekend. In the car with her and a high school friend of hers that she hasn't seen since high school. Suggest a liquor for me to pick up at the first stop. TIA.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5487 on: July 18, 2014, 04:31:40 PM »
Going to a wedding in Louisville with my gf this weekend. In the car with her and a high school friend of hers that she hasn't seen since high school. Suggest a liquor for me to pick up at the first stop. TIA.
Vodka always does the trick for me. Svedka bro.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5488 on: July 18, 2014, 04:54:54 PM »
Going to a wedding in Louisville with my gf this weekend. In the car with her and a high school friend of hers that she hasn't seen since high school. Suggest a liquor for me to pick up at the first stop. TIA.

Did you consider asking them before the first stop?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5489 on: July 18, 2014, 04:56:13 PM »
Going to a wedding in Louisville with my gf this weekend. In the car with her and a high school friend of hers that she hasn't seen since high school. Suggest a liquor for me to pick up at the first stop. TIA.

Did you consider asking them before the first stop?
Alcohol isn't for them. It's for me. Keep in mind, it will be bought at an Indiana gas station.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5490 on: July 18, 2014, 04:56:40 PM »
Going to a wedding in Louisville with my gf this weekend. In the car with her and a high school friend of hers that she hasn't seen since high school. Suggest a liquor for me to pick up at the first stop. TIA.

crap, you're going to louisville. get some bourbon, and continue to consume when you get to kentucky. good town.

was just there and would offer some tips, but well, bourbon. they do an urban bourbon trail there that's touristy, but fun (and you get a free t-shirt if you complete it!)

glad i could help with your relationship.

ps  svedka? bloody hell.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5491 on: July 18, 2014, 04:57:31 PM »
Going to a wedding in Louisville with my gf this weekend. In the car with her and a high school friend of hers that she hasn't seen since high school. Suggest a liquor for me to pick up at the first stop. TIA.

crap, you're going to louisville. get some bourbon, and continue to consume when you get to kentucky. good town.

was just there and would offer some tips, but well, bourbon. they do an urban bourbon trail there that's touristy, but fun (and you get a free t-shirt if you complete it!)

glad i could help with your relationship.

ps  svedka? bloody hell.
Thanks, Sig Move!
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5492 on: July 18, 2014, 04:57:36 PM »
Going to a wedding in Louisville with my gf this weekend. In the car with her and a high school friend of hers that she hasn't seen since high school. Suggest a liquor for me to pick up at the first stop. TIA.

Did you consider asking them before the first stop?
Alcohol isn't for them. It's for me. Keep in mind, it will be bought at an Indiana gas station.

I would suggest something you enjoy drinking

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5493 on: July 18, 2014, 04:58:11 PM »
Going to a wedding in Louisville with my gf this weekend. In the car with her and a high school friend of hers that she hasn't seen since high school. Suggest a liquor for me to pick up at the first stop. TIA.

Did you consider asking them before the first stop?
Alcohol isn't for them. It's for me. Keep in mind, it will be bought at an Indiana gas station.

I would suggest something you enjoy drinking

he is the machine.  he enjoys everything
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5494 on: July 18, 2014, 05:07:03 PM »
I would suggest something he finds appalling.  Then we can know if he'd rather drink something awful or ride along sober. 


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« Reply #5495 on: July 18, 2014, 05:28:21 PM »
Some solid advice from clams there, as usual.

So I had a first date with a nice lady last night. My friend dates her roommate; they set us up. Cool chick, seems pretty athletic. Think we're all going to do a double date at the Sporting game Saturday. She seemed pretty excited when I suggested it at the end of our date, but said she had "some other thing" that she needs to check on. Texted me late last night to say she's good to go.  :Woot:

hey slimz, just so you know, cf3 has called me on two separate occasions to tell me just how good and funny this post is..

so thanks.  :dubious:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5496 on: July 18, 2014, 05:29:00 PM »
Some solid advice from clams there, as usual.

So I had a first date with a nice lady last night. My friend dates her roommate; they set us up. Cool chick, seems pretty athletic. Think we're all going to do a double date at the Sporting game Saturday. She seemed pretty excited when I suggested it at the end of our date, but said she had "some other thing" that she needs to check on. Texted me late last night to say she's good to go.  :Woot:

hey slimz, just so you know, cf3 has called me on two separate occasions to tell me just how good and funny this post is..

so thanks.  :dubious:

OMG I just read it again.  :lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5497 on: July 18, 2014, 05:30:57 PM »
how did i not get that the first time :lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5498 on: July 18, 2014, 05:38:18 PM »
 :dubious:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #5499 on: July 18, 2014, 06:59:17 PM »
well, what do ya know..
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."