Master Dating Thread

[pissclams]

Please pass the Brie and Cabernet Sauvignon as I act like a sophisticated adult.

[420seriouscat69]

 

[SPEmaw]

Congrats, WC! She seems like a real babe.

J-Dub...I don't mean this in a bad way (AT ALL) but I lol'dat the thought of you taking Shakespeare ITP (in the park) seriously.    (PS: let's get this 'ship tonight)

Finally, congrats Gooch. Mrs. Gooch seems like a real stud(ette) for posting here and giving wonderful advice. Also, congrats Mrs. Gooch for being a stud(ette). 

[420seriouscat69]

Thanks, bud! It was nice IRL encountering you the other day! 

[Cartierfor3]

Congrats, WC! She seems like a real babe.

J-Dub...I don't mean this in a bad way (AT ALL) but I lol'dat the thought of you taking Shakespeare ITP (in the park) seriously.    (PS: let's get this 'ship tonight)

Finally, congrats Gooch. Mrs. Gooch seems like a real stud(ette) for posting here and giving wonderful advice. Also, congrats Mrs. Gooch for being a stud(ette). 

Shakespeare in the park is the most J-Duby date I could think of honestly. It fits him. Also, hate all you want but our guy J-Dub considered every variable from crackers to brand of bottled water for his date. He put thought and care to take out softball sally and make her feel special.  I bet most of you dorks just show up at the door wearing a give away t-shirt and cargo shorts and ask your date "so what do you wanna do? watch tv?"

[j-dub]

the bard would disapprove of the lot of these dorks. tis true.

[dmartin]

fanman, just get a vasectomy bro.  then it's butterball city 24/7/365.

Off topic, but why is it 24/7/365? If we follow the progression, shouldn't it be 24/7/52, or just shoot straight to 24/365? 

[j-dub]

fanman, just get a vasectomy bro.  then it's butterball city 24/7/365.

Off topic, but why is it 24/7/365? If we follow the progression, shouldn't it be 24/7/52, or just shoot straight to 24/365?

it's @mocat

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Congrats, WC! She seems like a real babe.

J-Dub...I don't mean this in a bad way (AT ALL) but I lol'dat the thought of you taking Shakespeare ITP (in the park) seriously.    (PS: let's get this 'ship tonight)

Finally, congrats Gooch. Mrs. Gooch seems like a real stud(ette) for posting here and giving wonderful advice. Also, congrats Mrs. Gooch for being a stud(ette). 

explains a lot. fanning sock.

[RockState2000]

Floozies concert was legit... met up with new Tinder girl. Floozies vs Shakespeare ITP, I'll take Floozies every time.-

[j-dub]

Floozies concert was legit... met up with new Tinder girl. Floozies vs Shakespeare ITP, I'll take Floozies every time.-

hit the bricks idiot

[420seriouscat69]

j-dub, do what makes you happy. Also, if it makes her happy too. I think it sounds like a nice evening. Not one that I would like to attend, but hey, my IQ is too low for that sort of thing. 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

j-dub i was the mc for a shakespeare festival i organized in high school. im #teamshakespeareinthepark.

[mocat]

fanman, just get a vasectomy bro.  then it's butterball city 24/7/365.

Off topic, but why is it 24/7/365? If we follow the progression, shouldn't it be 24/7/52, or just shoot straight to 24/365?

oh good grief, you forgot months and seasons and just get out of here

[Cartierfor3]

Fan Man lets talk timeline. You said you're on the same time line for weddings, babies, etc.

[pissclams]

fanman, just get a vasectomy bro.  then it's butterball city 24/7/365.

Off topic, but why is it 24/7/365? If we follow the progression, shouldn't it be 24/7/52, or just shoot straight to 24/365? 

sorry but i really don't know anyone who goes butterball 24/7/52 

[j-dub]

j-dub i was the mc for a shakespeare festival i organized in high school. im #teamshakespeareinthepark.

  we few. we happy few. we band of brothers.

[420seriouscat69]

Fan Man lets talk timeline. You said you're on the same time line for weddings, babies, etc.

Expect a ring around March/Aprilish/Mayish of next year. Babies would probably at least be two years after that. Good thing about a big family is they already have a lot of crap heads running around all ready. 

[j-dub]

guys i LOVE shakespeare. i took the intro to shakes class, and then i took shakes 660. loved every second of it.

[420seriouscat69]

Also, she doesn't know about my other kid I conceived that lovely night in '06, when we beat KU on the road. I still need to find a way to bring that up. Suggestions?

[j-dub]

Fan Man lets talk timeline. You said you're on the same time line for weddings, babies, etc.

Expect a ring around March/Aprilish/Mayish of next year. Babies would probably at least be two years after that. Good thing about a big family is they already have a lot of crap heads running around all ready. 

why wait so long to propose? you guys have been together quite a while, you're living together now..

what's the holdup?

[Tobias]

oh hey j-dub i need your help on something

[mocat]

Also, she doesn't know about my other kid I conceived that lovely night in '06, when we beat KU on the road. I still need to find a way to bring that up. Suggestions?

 

[420seriouscat69]

Fan Man lets talk timeline. You said you're on the same time line for weddings, babies, etc.

Expect a ring around March/Aprilish/Mayish of next year. Babies would probably at least be two years after that. Good thing about a big family is they already have a lot of crap heads running around all ready. 

why wait so long to propose? you guys have been together quite a while, you're living together now..

what's the holdup?

I wanna pay cash for that ring, homie! STRAIGHT CASH!!!!

[j-dub]

oh hey j-dub i need your help on something

yes, go on.