Master Dating Thread

[420seriouscat69]

Why?  Someone piss him off?

Someone link his thread. The "I'm just not that into you anymore" thread.

[j-dub]

i'm telling ya bud. i have always been a monogamous dater. set my sights on one girl and that's it. but now, i'm kinda gunshy. i'm scared of getting serious. so, this casually dating two girls at once seems oddly appealing. movie girl is in a similar place as me, wants to be more casual at the moment. softball girl... i have no idea.

softball girl is pretty cool guys.

and putting together a little picnic for shakespeare in the park - is a pretty good little date fyi.

[pissclams]

ya great date that shakespeare in the park is.  "hey sweetie pooches, ever walked around the surface of the sun without a spacesuit?  ever skinnydipped in a pool of lava?  well, both of those things aren't happening but i got an idea which i consider the next best thing.  we'll be sitting in 1000 degree temps in the grass and drinking warm wine while watching amateur actors dance around like 'gloids.  bring lots of deet."

my god, you guys.  you should just take her to the Falloon and have some wings and cold brews.  she will be wishing you had i'm level 100 serious

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

sometimes i have to have metalhead take Bear out too. great that you guys are going to be splitting that responsibility now!

[420seriouscat69]

sometimes i have to have metalhead take Bear out too. great that you guys are going to be splitting that responsibility now!

[j-dub]

ya great date that shakespeare in the park is.  "hey sweetie pooches, ever walked around the surface of the sun without a spacesuit?  ever skinnydipped in a pool of lava?  well, both of those things aren't happening but i got an idea which i consider the next best thing.  we'll be sitting in 1000 degree temps in the grass and drinking warm wine while watching amateur actors dance around like 'gloids.  bring lots of deet."

my god, you guys.  you should just take her to the Falloon and have some wings and cold brews.  she will be wishing you had i'm level 100 serious

  it was a nice cool night. the wine was chilled. the play was amusing and fun. the cheese and crackers and prosciutto and ciabatta and bruschetta were fantastic. i mean my word

[star seed 7]

i would like to dub-date with j-dub and whoever his current lady at the time is

[michigancat]

I'm not a fan of picnics or crackers

[michigancat]

Also, a Shakespeare fest? My god, I'm sure someone writes better plays by now.

[j-dub]

j-dub is getting upset

[j-dub]

i would like to dub-date with j-dub and whoever his current lady at the time is

it would be a treat seven 

we could just quote seinfeld back and forth all night.. man, that would be the tops!

[Kelsey_Grammar]

Also, a Shakespeare fest? My god, I'm sure someone writes better plays by now.

I BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR...

[The Big Train]

Congrats Wacky!

When are you going to start popping out little Wacky's?

[420seriouscat69]

Congrats Wacky!

When are you going to start popping out little Wacky's?

Ha. First comes the ring, then comes the marriage, than comes the baby in the baby carriage. It will be at least 4 years. :-)

[Asteriskhead]

sometimes i have to have metalhead take Bear out too. great that you guys are going to be splitting that responsibility now!

It would be a full-time gig for just one person.

[Asteriskhead]

Congrats and good luck, Wackster.

[420seriouscat69]

Congrats and good luck, Wackster.

Thanks bud!

[OK_Cat]

Congrats Wacky!

When are you going to start popping out little Wacky's?

Ha. First comes the ring, then comes the marriage, than comes the baby in the baby carriage. It will be at least 4 years. :-)

hey bbs bud -

i know i normally give you tons of crap, but this post is super serious.  If you're moving in together, then she isn't going to wait 4 years to get a ring and pop out a baby.  You've just given her a disney fast pass to motherhood, my friend.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Congrats Wacky!

When are you going to start popping out little Wacky's?

Ha. First comes the ring, then comes the marriage, than comes the baby in the baby carriage. It will be at least 4 years. :-)

hey bbs bud -

i know i normally give you tons of crap, but this post is super serious.  If you're moving in together, then she isn't going to wait 4 years to get a ring and pop out a baby.  You've just given her a disney fast pass to motherhood, my friend.

Fanning, I don't think this is necessarily true but maybe you should put some birth control requirements in the contract just in case?

[pissclams]

fanman, just get a vasectomy bro.  then it's butterball city 24/7/365. 

[420seriouscat69]

lol. She'll expect a ring in the next year. We're pretty much on the same page when it comes to the baby situation. We're more than willing to wait. Thanks for the advice tho, ok cat. 

[CNS]

Oh man, can you guys imagine the family pressure put on a 35yr/old newly married woman to have kids immediately?  Oh man! 

Plans change, Wacky.  Mrs Gooch may be on to something. 

[puniraptor]

probly kid first. how will you know you want to marry her before you know if she is a good mom or not? plus your kid can take out the trash

[420seriouscat69]

Oh man, can you guys imagine the family pressure put on a 35yr/old newly married woman to have kids immediately?  Oh man! 

Plans change, Wacky.  Mrs Gooch may be on to something.

She'll be 33 this year (September). 

[420seriouscat69]

probly kid first. how will you know you want to marry her before you know if she is a good mom or not? plus your kid can take out the trash