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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5000 on: June 02, 2014, 01:37:28 PM »
I'm going to the lake this weekend and ms. wacky and her friend who owns the spot are driving down on Thursday night. Jake Guiterrez (810 & Sporting KC color announcer) and his fiance are also heading down on Friday and she wants me to ride down with them. He know's I use to work for 610 and we made fun of them at a KU watch party, while KU was getting their dicks kicked in by Iowa State, in the big 12 tourney. However, I haven't talked to him since. How awkward is this ride down going to be? :dunno:

I'll let you know in a bit. I just tweeted him a copy of this.
"That's what you get when you let some dude from Los Angles/Texas with the alias Mookfu raw dog it.  Willesgirl can back me up here.  There's a lesson in this.  You only get HIV once; make it count." - Mr. Bread

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5001 on: June 02, 2014, 01:40:51 PM »
You son of a bitch! :shakesfist:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5002 on: June 02, 2014, 01:47:52 PM »
if it gets awkward at all, just continue to make fun of KU losing to isu in the b12 tourney

i always pick up right where i left off with my old friends

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5003 on: June 02, 2014, 01:54:25 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5004 on: June 02, 2014, 02:00:56 PM »
How awkward could it be riding anywhere with this guy...

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5005 on: June 02, 2014, 02:13:21 PM »
How awkward could it be riding anywhere with this guy...



Not that awkward.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5006 on: June 02, 2014, 02:15:33 PM »
I like him, dorks. I love 810. My point is it's a little awkward for anyone to ride 3 plus hours with sorta strangers.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5007 on: June 02, 2014, 02:16:08 PM »
I like him, dorks. I love 810. My point is it's a little awkward for anyone to ride 3 plus hours with sorta strangers.

youve woken up next to a total stranger before, no? cant be any more awkward than that. youll be fine. go cats.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5008 on: June 02, 2014, 02:18:29 PM »
Bring a quarter, ask him to call it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5009 on: June 02, 2014, 02:22:18 PM »
I like him, dorks. I love 810. My point is it's a little awkward for anyone to ride 3 plus hours with sorta strangers.

It isn't, especially when you have something very unique in common.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5010 on: June 02, 2014, 02:34:29 PM »
You guys are right. Go cats! :cheers:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5012 on: June 02, 2014, 03:42:51 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb5NWtv-SIM&feature=youtu.be

Good dating advice here

Jesus that's depressing.

Woof. :Yuck: "Nice guy" syndrome strikes again. Also, I could see that as a movie with Zack Braff, Zooey Deschanel, and Channing Tatum.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5013 on: June 02, 2014, 10:18:10 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb5NWtv-SIM&feature=youtu.be

Good dating advice here

Jesus that's depressing.

Woof. :Yuck: "Nice guy" syndrome strikes again. Also, I could see that as a movie with Zack Braff, Zooey Deschanel, and Channing Tatum.

This.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5016 on: June 04, 2014, 03:23:38 AM »
lol.  this might be more pathetic


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5017 on: June 04, 2014, 07:56:20 PM »
 Pretty great YouTube

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5018 on: June 05, 2014, 09:37:32 AM »
Hey married guys! How do you handle women hitting on you? There's this girl at the kickball field (really cute) and has told her whole team she has a crush on me. She was out of town for business yesterday and they asked me to do some video saying how they had won their game. Afterwards, I asked why? They said: "We're sending it to J, she's in D.C. on business and would love to see this on snapchat." I'm really flattered, but yikes, the temptaion has to be out there for you guys.  :ohno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5019 on: June 05, 2014, 09:50:02 AM »
Hey married guys! How do you handle women hitting on you? There's this girl at the kickball field (really cute) and has told her whole team she has a crush on me. She was out of town for business yesterday and they asked me to do some video saying how they had won their game. Afterwards, I asked why? They said: "We're sending it to J, she's in D.C. on business and would love to see this on snapchat." I'm really flattered, but yikes, the temptaion has to be out there for you guys.  :ohno:

i think you know the answer to this.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5020 on: June 05, 2014, 09:51:35 AM »
Hey married guys! How do you handle women hitting on you? There's this girl at the kickball field (really cute) and has told her whole team she has a crush on me. She was out of town for business yesterday and they asked me to do some video saying how they had won their game. Afterwards, I asked why? They said: "We're sending it to J, she's in D.C. on business and would love to see this on snapchat." I'm really flattered, but yikes, the temptaion has to be out there for you guys.  :ohno:

i think you know the answer to this.
I do. It's just been killing me. Had some weird dreams last night. Hot girls only want you when you're involved.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5021 on: June 05, 2014, 10:14:01 AM »
i tell the mrs to beat those skanks up

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5022 on: June 05, 2014, 10:18:56 AM »
LOL, classic fanningbrag

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5023 on: June 05, 2014, 10:31:17 AM »
The struggle is real

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5024 on: June 05, 2014, 10:40:12 AM »
I hear that, BR. I hear that! :cheers: