Master Dating Thread

[420seriouscat69]

I mean, I only pay $666 right now, cause I used my second job as my income to get into the rent controlled units.

you're such a piece of crap

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

how do you guys play it, when they say they can just meet you instead of you having to pick them up?

happens a lot, especially if they know i have to go out of my way to do so.

did you already offer/say you'd pick them up?

yeah, i always offer to pick them up. if they say we can just meet, i usually just tell them going out of my way is "no problem"

odds are she's going to be running late like 99% of women so she wont feel rushed if she knows she can get ready on her own time...opposed to having the pressure of you waiting in your car/couch while shes forced to get ready at a quicker pace.

[ben ji]

Weird story, I spent a little time in Nyc a couple years ago. Enough time to go on a date with a girl I met at a party. I held the door open maybe twice or 3 times. It blew her mind, she said nobody had ever done that for her and said it must have been my good Midwestern values.

Adorable story to go with your Weird Story(That was not really weird).

When I was a kid my mom trained me to always hold the door open for women. Like if we were walking in somewhere and I didnt hold the door for her she would wait on the other side of the door until I got the hint....It worked.

***Side note, this was not a "Every single time we walked through a door" thing, just when the opportunity presented itself and I failed to do it***

[slobber]

My Dad opened the car door for my Mom. I thought my Dad was a boss, so I open the door for my wife all the time and in a


Gonna win 'em all!

[420seriouscat69]

I think it's pretty disrespectful to think a girl doesn't know how to open a door you guys in this time of age. Do you think you're helping the blind? Might as well tell them to stay in the kitchen.

[ksupamplemousse]

What if you're an equal opportunity door opener? I open the door for lots of folks, not because I think they're incapable, but because I think it might brighten their day.

[420seriouscat69]

What if you're an equal opportunity door opener? I open the door for lots of folks, not because I think they're incapable, but because I think it might brighten their day.

You're kind. I'll do it for my grandparents.

[420seriouscat69]

Also, my girl is late for a lot of things. Mainly her stuff. "Let's go... Stop doing your hair, you're parents are waiting!"

[OK_Cat]

Can't wait until mrs wacky is given the link to this thread by trim just in time for fanning to have a fattyfest auction item

[420seriouscat69]

Can't wait until mrs wacky is given the link to this thread by trim just in time for fanning to have a fattyfest auction item

Trim is dead to me. Has been for the last year. No offense."Game over, flip, flip, flip..."

Also, she's well aware of my past. Not even Trim can try and eff this up.

[ben ji]

What if you're an equal opportunity door opener? I open the door for lots of folks, not because I think they're incapable, but because I think it might brighten their day.

This is the Bee's Knee's(Did I use that right?). Nothing better than holding the door for a random person and seeing the smile on their face as they walk through the door.

[michigancat]

Can't wait until mrs wacky is given the link to this thread by trim just in time for fanning to have a fattyfest auction item

Trim is dead to me. Has been for the last year. No offense."Game over, flip, flip, flip..."

Also, she's well aware of my past. Not even Trim can try and eff this up.

Well I guess this thread is all technically your past but you have to admit that there's a lot of stuff about her in here.

[OK_Cat]

Can't wait until mrs wacky is given the link to this thread by trim just in time for fanning to have a fattyfest auction item

Trim is dead to me. Has been for the last year. No offense."Game over, flip, flip, flip..."

Also, she's well aware of my past. Not even Trim can try and eff this up.

yeah, i was talking about how you post all of your gripes about her on here. 

[Mrs. Gooch]

What if you're an equal opportunity door opener? I open the door for lots of folks, not because I think they're incapable, but because I think it might brighten their day.

This is the Bee's Knee's(Did I use that right?). Nothing better than holding the door for a random person and seeing the smile on their face as they walk through the door.

What if you are walking through a double door...there is a person in front of you who holds the door for you at both doors...Are you supposed to say "Thank you" twice? Feels weird sometimes saying it right after I just said it. I usually just say a quiet "thanks" the second time.

[420seriouscat69]

Can't wait until mrs wacky is given the link to this thread by trim just in time for fanning to have a fattyfest auction item

Trim is dead to me. Has been for the last year. No offense."Game over, flip, flip, flip..."

Also, she's well aware of my past. Not even Trim can try and eff this up.

Well I guess this thread is all technically your past but you have to admit that there's a lot of stuff about her in here.

That's fair. I show her the board all the time. She laughs. She knows i'm saying it half-heartedly anyways. 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

i definitely do not have any exciting news to share.

[Emo EMAW]

Dating wacky when you're mid 30's is really doubling down on a life's worth of ill-fated decisions.

[ben ji]

What if you're an equal opportunity door opener? I open the door for lots of folks, not because I think they're incapable, but because I think it might brighten their day.

This is the Bee's Knee's(Did I use that right?). Nothing better than holding the door for a random person and seeing the smile on their face as they walk through the door.

What if you are walking through a double door...there is a person in front of you who holds the door for you at both doors...Are you supposed to say "Thank you" twice? Feels weird sometimes saying it right after I just said it. I usually just say a quiet "thanks" the second time.

Double doors can be tricky, typically I will only hold the first door because it can be awkward trying to rush around them to grab the second door.

If someone holds the first door for me I ALWAYS hold the second door for them.

[420seriouscat69]

Dating wacky when you're mid 30's is really doubling down on a life's worth of ill-fated decisions.

[Emo EMAW]

I am wacky!     Don't worry, this won't work out but you'll rebound with a 26 y/o girl next door type and you'll be smitten and have a great life together. 

[slimz]

Can't wait until mrs wacky is given the link to this thread by trim just in time for fanning to have a fattyfest auction item

Trim is dead to me. Has been for the last year. No offense."Game over, flip, flip, flip..."

Also, she's well aware of my past. Not even Trim can try and eff this up.

Well I guess this thread is all technically your past but you have to admit that there's a lot of stuff about her in here.

That's fair. I show her the board all the time. She laughs. She knows i'm saying it half-heartedly anyways. 

 

Anyway, I think ol' friend of EMAW and all-around great human Bill Murray had some relevant recent advice for everyone here looking for the One, including Wacky and J-Dub:

“If you have someone that you think is the one … take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And … when you land at JFK and you’re still in love with that person, get married.”

I guess if you can't afford a trip around the world, maybe just a trip around Kansas?   

[420seriouscat69]

 

[The1BigWillie]

Just making sure i'm caught up here... Is Wacky single again?  I'll want to check this thread more often if so.

[420seriouscat69]

Just making sure i'm caught up here... Is Wacky single again?  I'll want to check this thread more often if so.

Nope. Sorry man. 

[8manpick]

i definitely do not have any exciting news to share.

Tell us!