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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4325 on: February 27, 2014, 02:20:33 PM »
I feel like you should have started by owning up to this thing being in Joplin.   :dunno:

yup, big turning point there
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4326 on: February 27, 2014, 02:21:45 PM »
I feel like you should have started by owning up to this thing being in Joplin.   :dunno:

yup, big turning point there

Joplin got better after the Tornado. I promise.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4327 on: February 27, 2014, 02:26:43 PM »
Downstream? Anyway it's dependent on how cool your gf is. If she's not as fun as you are I'd take it as an opportunity to drink a lot, smoke some cigars, and play some cards/craps. Stay up as late as you want!

Yup.
No, Ben Ji. I'd be upset too. That's BS.

Yeah, you are going to be "That" single guy at the wedding by yourself.  Your GF is doing a very selfish thing.  Don't say anything to her about it though. If you're not willing to just dump her for it there's no reason to bitch about it.  Just take your medicine and admit that she owns your ass

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4328 on: February 27, 2014, 02:40:00 PM »
I'm thinking its a good opp to get rowdy with your old bro's. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4329 on: February 27, 2014, 02:41:09 PM »
if you guys get married she's not going to want to do anything with your side of the family even though your family is, by all indications, amazingly interesting.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4330 on: February 27, 2014, 02:41:50 PM »
She wouldn't appreciate ben ji dad for sure.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4331 on: February 27, 2014, 02:43:51 PM »
a) learn hypnosis
b) hypnotize her when she's watching tv/not paying attention
c) tell her to go to wedding w/ you
d) unhypnotize her
e) act surprised when she cancels with friends and rsvp's to joplin wedding



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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4332 on: February 27, 2014, 02:52:15 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4333 on: February 27, 2014, 02:55:31 PM »
a) learn hypnosis
b) hypnotize her when she's watching tv/not paying attention
c) tell her to go to wedding w/ you
d) unhypnotize her
e) act surprised when she cancels with friends and rsvp's to joplin wedding

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4334 on: February 27, 2014, 02:56:58 PM »
Ben ji,

She must not see your relationship going anywhere. You should probably get out before she stomps all over your heart.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4335 on: February 27, 2014, 02:59:15 PM »
Ben ji,

She must not see your relationship going anywhere. You should probably get out before she stomps all over your heart.
I've met her. This doesn't seem like it at all from an outsiders point of view.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4336 on: February 27, 2014, 03:01:13 PM »
Ben ji,

She must not see your relationship going anywhere. You should probably get out before she stomps all over your heart.

yeah ben ji, listen to the poster who rushed into marriage for fear of getting too old and nobody loving them.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4337 on: February 27, 2014, 03:01:36 PM »
Ben ji,

She must not see your relationship going anywhere. You should probably get out before she stomps all over your heart.
I've met her. This doesn't seem like it at all from an outsiders point of view.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4338 on: February 27, 2014, 03:02:30 PM »
Ben ji,

She must not see your relationship going anywhere. You should probably get out before she stomps all over your heart.

yeah ben ji, listen to the poster who rushed into marriage for fear of getting too old and nobody loving them.

Defined "rushed." We dated for almost a year before getting engaged.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4339 on: February 27, 2014, 03:03:01 PM »
Ben ji, she is probably conflicted about this too. Not matter what she chooses, it will be the wrong choice. Give her a break; but still mention to her how much you wish she were going with you.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4340 on: February 27, 2014, 03:05:11 PM »
Mrs. Gooch is really good with advice, ben ji. Take it every time you can get it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4341 on: February 27, 2014, 03:06:09 PM »
Ben ji,

She must not see your relationship going anywhere. You should probably get out before she stomps all over your heart.

yeah ben ji, listen to the poster who rushed into marriage for fear of getting too old and nobody loving them.

Defined "rushed." We dated for almost a year before getting engaged.

yeah that's what he said
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4342 on: February 27, 2014, 03:09:47 PM »
Ben ji,

She must not see your relationship going anywhere. You should probably get out before she stomps all over your heart.

yeah ben ji, listen to the poster who rushed into marriage for fear of getting too old and nobody loving them.

Defined "rushed." We dated for almost a year before getting engaged.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4343 on: February 27, 2014, 03:10:30 PM »
How long have you been dating this girl, ben ji?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4344 on: February 27, 2014, 03:10:40 PM »
Ben ji,

She must not see your relationship going anywhere. You should probably get out before she stomps all over your heart.

yeah ben ji, listen to the poster who rushed into marriage for fear of getting too old and nobody loving them.

Defined "rushed." We dated for almost a year before getting engaged.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4345 on: February 27, 2014, 03:18:42 PM »
Are you even invited to her co-worker wedding?  Sounds like she wants to shepard this thing

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4346 on: February 27, 2014, 03:41:18 PM »
How long have you been dating this girl, ben ji?
1.5 years, break, 1 year

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4347 on: February 27, 2014, 03:41:51 PM »
Ben ji, she is probably conflicted about this too. Not matter what she chooses, it will be the wrong choice. Give her a break; but still mention to her how much you wish she were going with you.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4348 on: February 27, 2014, 03:47:32 PM »
How long have you been dating this girl, ben ji?
1.5 years, break, 1 year

Why did you take the break? Was it because she wouldn't go to a wedding with you?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4349 on: February 27, 2014, 03:48:00 PM »
How long have you been dating this girl, ben ji?
1.5 years, break, 1 year

eh, so she probably knows your BFF pretty well by now? Oh well, I'm sure you'll enjoy your new friends.