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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4125 on: February 20, 2014, 01:44:30 PM »
The more I read and think about ERII's situation, the more I  :lol:

Keep on keepin on, young man.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4126 on: February 20, 2014, 01:45:05 PM »
He already told her that he's not interested in a relationship.  I think he's fulfilled his moral obligation.

Yeah, the reason for him to get out of it is because she is a loon who gets attached too easily and can't hold her liquor; not because he is not respecting her or whatever.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4127 on: February 20, 2014, 01:45:34 PM »
He already told her that he's not interested in a relationship.  I think he's fulfilled his moral obligation.

Yikes. I guess its ok to use somebody if you run it by them first? Oh well. This thread is stressing me out. I'm  :buh-bye:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4128 on: February 20, 2014, 01:49:18 PM »
yeah NUWF3, let's get out of here and get back to our kickass stable relayshes  :cheers:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4129 on: February 20, 2014, 01:57:15 PM »
The more I read and think about ERII's situation, the more I  :lol:

Keep on keepin on, young man.

Atleast you and metalhead know that it's worth it to deal with SOME of the crazy she brings to the table.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4130 on: February 20, 2014, 02:02:31 PM »
The more I read and think about ERII's situation, the more I  :lol:

Keep on keepin on, young man.

Atleast you and metalhead know that it's worth it to deal with SOME of the crazy she brings to the table.

I'm not a relationship genius by any means* but I agree with your entire approach on this. Definitely get the new pillows, tho.  :th_twocents:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4131 on: February 20, 2014, 02:07:59 PM »
The more I read and think about ERII's situation, the more I  :lol:

Keep on keepin on, young man.

Atleast you and metalhead know that it's worth it to deal with SOME of the crazy she brings to the table.

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Also  :lol: :lol:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4132 on: February 20, 2014, 02:10:03 PM »
I really thought ERII meant lesbian in his original post. It took a few more posts before the lightbulb went off. Not ashamed. Story is much better that way.


Gonna win 'em all!

Me too. But only because I know ERII is accused of being a lesbian on the reg.

Les... bians?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4133 on: February 20, 2014, 02:34:35 PM »
Wow! I missed out today.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4134 on: February 20, 2014, 02:46:51 PM »
The more I read and think about ERII's situation, the more I  :lol:

Keep on keepin on, young man.

Atleast you and metalhead know that it's worth it to deal with SOME of the crazy she brings to the table.

I'm in your corner here. I've got a somewhat similar situation going on and I'm hoping it doesn't escalate to this.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4135 on: February 20, 2014, 02:51:56 PM »
All girls are the same. They all want more than what they will admit. I only hungout w/ girls for like a month when I told them "I didn't want anything serious, wasn't ready to settle down, wanna have fun, etc." Cause I saw it coming. It's the same ole bullshit and no matter how much they say "they're cool with it and they're in the same place, etc" it's all bullshit. Run my man, run!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4136 on: February 20, 2014, 02:57:58 PM »
Fanning and erii puting needy bitches in their place.  Stupid walking axe wounds.  Too bad dudes don't have vaginas and big tits.  What a world that would be. 
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« Reply #4137 on: February 20, 2014, 03:01:00 PM »
All girls are the same. They all want more than what they will admit. I only hungout w/ girls for like a month when I told them "I didn't want anything serious, wasn't ready to settle down, wanna have fun, etc." Cause I saw it coming. It's the same ole bullshit and no matter how much they say "they're cool with it and they're in the same place, etc" it's all bullshit. Run my man, run!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4138 on: February 20, 2014, 03:02:08 PM »
Fanning and erii puting needy bitches in their place.  Stupid walking axe wounds.  Too bad dudes don't have vaginas and big tits.  What a world that would be.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4139 on: February 20, 2014, 03:04:55 PM »
All girls are the same. They all want more than what they will admit. I only hungout w/ girls for like a month when I told them "I didn't want anything serious, wasn't ready to settle down, wanna have fun, etc." Cause I saw it coming. It's the same ole bullshit and no matter how much they say "they're cool with it and they're in the same place, etc" it's all bullshit. Run my man, run!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4140 on: February 20, 2014, 03:07:30 PM »
Fanning and erii puting needy bitches in their place.  Stupid walking axe wounds.  Too bad dudes don't have vaginas and big tits.  What a world that would be.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4141 on: February 20, 2014, 03:07:41 PM »
From now on I'm only taking advice from Fanning. #WWFD

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4142 on: February 20, 2014, 03:08:06 PM »
From now on I'm only taking advice from Fanning. #WWFD

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4143 on: February 20, 2014, 03:15:54 PM »
All girls are the same. They all want more than what they will admit. I only hungout w/ girls for like a month when I told them "I didn't want anything serious, wasn't ready to settle down, wanna have fun, etc." Cause I saw it coming. It's the same ole bullshit and no matter how much they say "they're cool with it and they're in the same place, etc" it's all bullshit. Run my man, run!

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I'm just going to hope that 90% of that post is sarcasm and move on.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4144 on: February 20, 2014, 04:10:47 PM »
From now on I'm only taking advice from Fanning Bread. #WWBD

fyp, or maybe mine, all I know is I think Bread is spot on brah.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4145 on: February 20, 2014, 07:06:05 PM »
i've been called an bad person for doing far less than boning a chick i knew wasn't into me. my god.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4146 on: February 20, 2014, 07:27:39 PM »
i've been called an bad person for doing far less than boning a chick i knew wasn't into me. my god.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4147 on: February 20, 2014, 07:52:11 PM »
It's only an issue if she tells you she loves you when she's sober imo.  I've said plenty of dumb emotional lies when I get wasted.

Example: "You know what, TTHOTUC, I really like hanging out with you."


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4148 on: February 20, 2014, 08:28:42 PM »
Why are people lecturing ERII? If he laid out the cards for her it's not his fault but for your sake and hers I'd recommend telling her it's time to end it. She'll hate you to begin with and then will want you back then rinse and repeat the cycle until one of you finds someone else


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4149 on: February 20, 2014, 09:33:04 PM »
It's only an issue if she tells you she loves you when she's sober imo.  I've said plenty of dumb emotional lies when I get wasted.

Example: "You know what, TTHOTUC, I really like hanging out with you."

Well, she kind of did when she didn't take it back the next morning. (Of course, she vomited in his bed overnight, so she could have still been drunk, who knows).

Why are people lecturing ERII? If he laid out the cards for her it's not his fault but for your sake and hers I'd recommend telling her it's time to end it. She'll hate you to begin with and then will want you back then rinse and repeat the cycle until one of you finds someone else

How is your advice any different from everyone else's?

Although I think if he continues to take this girl to pound town with the knowledge that she's super in love with him he's kind of a piece of crap. Yeah, he says he doesn't want a relationship but for lots of folks going to pound town on the reg is just another way of saying "I like you and want to be in a relationship with you". And not just for crazy people! Lots of sane people consider sex to be more than a physical connection.