Master Dating Thread

[Asteriskhead]

Had the L bomb dropped on me last night.  Then she puked in my bed in her sleep. 

 , sorry, but 

[Stevesie60]

I really thought ERII meant lesbian in his original post. It took a few more posts before the lightbulb went off. Not ashamed. Story is much better that way.


Gonna win 'em all!

Me too. But only because I know ERII is accused of being a lesbian on the reg.

[Mr Bread]

She must be awful. 

[michigancat]

She must be awful. 

Yeah. I think that's a good point when someone said he was wasting time. And someone was like "HOW IS SOMEONE IN THEIR 20'S WASTING TIME"??? Well, life's too short to spend time with awful people, let alone have sex with them and have them love you and have them vomit in your bed.

Of course there's the very real possibility that ERII is an awful person as well so maybe they're perfect for each other?

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I think I'm a pretty decent person 

[Trim]

You both should come to schemePAK.

[wiley]

I think I'm a pretty decent person 

she probably wants kids.

[michigancat]

I think I'm a pretty decent person 

Yeah, but at least consider the possibility that you aren't.

I mean, I'm sure the girl who is willing to "not date" while sleeping with you and telling you she loves you and vomiting in your bed thinks she's a pretty decent person, too.

[Mrs. Gooch]

He isn't wasting his time because at the end of all of this he is going to learn something about himself. Not sure what that is yet, maybe one of these...

1. I shouldn't have treated that girl so terribly. I'll treat the next girl better.
2. That girl was crazy pants. Better make a better evaluation the next time before I sleep with someone.
3. Man, that was the one that got away. I could have really loved her if I would have taken the relationship seriously.
4. Girls really like it when I do that thing with my tongue.

[michigancat]

He isn't wasting his time because at the end of all of this he is going to learn something about himself. Not sure what that is yet, maybe one of these...

1. I shouldn't have treated that girl so terribly. I'll treat the next girl better.
2. That girl was crazy pants. Better make a better evaluation the next time before I sleep with someone.
3. Man, that was the one that got away. I could have really loved her if I would have taken the relationship seriously.
4. Girls really like it when I do that thing with my tongue.

This is a good point. However I think if he continues at this point he's wasting his time. I'm sure there are plenty of non-crazies that can appreciate his tongue work.

[Emo EMAW]

While he's home in the relationship with no future he's missing out on the good girls.  In 5 years he'll just settle for the least crazy re-tread and won't ever be truly happy. 

[XocolateThundarr]

You both should come to schemePAK.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I'm going to wait until she buys me a new pillow before I end things.

[Institutional Control]

I'm not sure how banging a coed with no strings attached is a waste of time.  Unless his only purpose in life is to find his one true love, then he's wasting time.

[Trim]

So did you throw the bed away or move or what?

EDIT: Really, you're good with a new pillow?

[Emo EMAW]

I'm not sure how banging a coed with no strings attached is a waste of time.  Unless his only purpose in life is to find his one true love, then he's wasting time.

She loves him.  She wants to be with him.  He doesn't.  That is like the definition of a waste of time.

[Cartierfor3]

I'm not sure how banging a coed with no strings attached is a waste of time.  Unless his only purpose in life is to find his one true love, then he's wasting time.

Its not about wasting time/not wasting time. Its about treating the other person like a person.

[Mrs. Gooch]

I'm going to wait until she buys me a new pillow before I end things.

It will be one of these.

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[Emo EMAW]

I'm not sure how banging a coed with no strings attached is a waste of time.  Unless his only purpose in life is to find his one true love, then he's wasting time.

Its not about wasting time/not wasting time. Its about treating the other person like a person.

It's about both although it only needs to be about one of them.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

So did you throw the bed away or move or what?

EDIT: Really, you're good with a new pillow?

Sheets, blanket and pillow got the worst of it, mattress is good. S's & B's can be washed. Maybe pillows can too but I'm not about to try. She offered to buy a new one though.

[Mrs. Gooch]

I'm not sure how banging a coed with no strings attached is a waste of time.  Unless his only purpose in life is to find his one true love, then he's wasting time.

Its not about wasting time/not wasting time. Its about treating the other person like a person.

Yeah, by telling them the truth about your intentions and letting them make their own decisions based on that information.

[michigancat]

I'm not sure how banging a coed with no strings attached is a waste of time.  Unless his only purpose in life is to find his one true love, then he's wasting time.

Its not about wasting time/not wasting time. Its about treating the other person like a person.

Yeah, I'd say having someone think they're in love w/ you to be a pretty major "string".

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I'm not sure how banging a coed with no strings attached is a waste of time.  Unless his only purpose in life is to find his one true love, then he's wasting time.

Its not about wasting time/not wasting time. Its about treating the other person like a person.

Yeah, by telling them the truth about your intentions and letting them make their own decisions based on that information.

My purpose in life right now is to enjoy every day and do what makes me happy. I don't need someone by my side to do that right now.

[Institutional Control]

He already told her that he's not interested in a relationship.  I think he's fulfilled his moral obligation.

[XocolateThundarr]

I'm going to wait until she buys me a new pillow before I end things.

It will be one of these.

 

 BTW, this is fantastic.