Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 941079 times)

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #4075 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:12:34 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on February 20, 2014, 09:56:32 AM

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 20, 2014, 09:37:24 AM
Had the L bomb dropped on me last night. Then she puked in my bed in her sleep.

Did she remember that in the morning?

Nope. But she "doesn't take it back" after I reminded her of it.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4076 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:13:11 AM »

Man, someone loves you, that must suck.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #4077 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:19:12 AM »

Given the whole situation, it's not a good thing.

michigancat · « **Reply #4078 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:20:05 AM »

why did you bring it up if you're afraid?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #4079 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:22:03 AM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 20, 2014, 10:19:12 AM

Given the whole situation, it's not a good thing.

Because you don't want to be in love with someone who can't hold their liquor?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4080 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:22:46 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on February 20, 2014, 10:20:05 AM

why did you bring it up if you're afraid?

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #4081 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:24:40 AM »

ms tonya did the same thing. it was adorable and I didn't act like it was the end of the world. lighten up, ERII.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #4082 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:32:30 AM »

I didn't know she blacked out and forgot so I asked if she remembered what she told me. We aren't dating and I've told her that that's not going to happen anytime in the near future. She says she's fine with our arrangement at the moment (less than 2 months we've been "hanging out") but whenever she gets drunk, it's obvious that she isn't ok with it. She wants more and that just isn't going to happen.

ben ji · « **Reply #4083 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:35:34 AM »

O man, ERII playing it like a boss.

I don't see this ending well though. Maybe park your car inside after you stop returning her calls? Would save you the hassle of having clean your gun if she decides to put mayo on the car or pull some other dastardly prank.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #4084 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:36:28 AM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 20, 2014, 10:32:30 AM

I didn't know she blacked out and forgot so I asked if she remembered what she told me. We aren't dating and I've told her that that's not going to happen anytime in the near future. She says she's fine with our arrangement at the moment (less than 2 months we've been "hanging out") but whenever she gets drunk, it's obvious that she isn't ok with it. She wants more and that just isn't going to happen.

well I think youre smart enough to know what you should do. good luck.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #4085 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:38:47 AM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 20, 2014, 10:32:30 AM

I didn't know she blacked out and forgot so I asked if she remembered what she told me. We aren't dating and I've told her that that's not going to happen anytime in the near future. She says she's fine with our arrangement at the moment (less than 2 months we've been "hanging out") but whenever she gets drunk, it's obvious that she isn't ok with it. She wants more and that just isn't going to happen.

Tell her about your bastard kid. That will turn her away from wanting a relationship.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #4086 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:39:20 AM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 20, 2014, 10:32:30 AM

I didn't know she blacked out and forgot so I asked if she remembered what she told me. We aren't dating and I've told her that that's not going to happen anytime in the near future. She says she's fine with our arrangement at the moment (less than 2 months we've been "hanging out") but whenever she gets drunk, it's obvious that she isn't ok with it. She wants more and that just isn't going to happen.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4087 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:42:59 AM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 20, 2014, 10:36:28 AM

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 20, 2014, 10:32:30 AM
I didn't know she blacked out and forgot so I asked if she remembered what she told me. We aren't dating and I've told her that that's not going to happen anytime in the near future. She says she's fine with our arrangement at the moment (less than 2 months we've been "hanging out") but whenever she gets drunk, it's obvious that she isn't ok with it. She wants more and that just isn't going to happen.

well I think youre smart enough to know what you should do. good luck.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #4088 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:52:10 AM »

It seems mean to be "hanging out" with someone who is in love with you, but you're not willing to date them. She's gonna get hurt.

Spracne · « **Reply #4089 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:53:19 AM »

Man, what a monster. Look at your Self in the mirror, pal.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4090 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:55:06 AM »

Guys ERII doesn't have the confidence to branch out and meet a woman he might actually be interested in. Yet, he's constantly in fear of being alone. As such, he occupies himself with women he doesn't care for, and thus wastes both of their time.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #4091 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:56:37 AM »

Quote from: Spracne on February 20, 2014, 10:53:19 AM

Man, what a monster. Look at your Self in the mirror, pal.

man you guys spracne is BITB

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #4092 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:57:31 AM »

Quote from: NoUndershirtWillFor3 on February 20, 2014, 10:52:10 AM

It seems mean to be "hanging out" with someone who is in love with you, but you're not willing to date them. She's gonna get hurt.

It doesn't sound like he is misrepresenting his intentions to her. Also seems pretty quick for her to be in love after 2 months.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #4093 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:57:46 AM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 20, 2014, 10:56:37 AM

Quote from: Spracne on February 20, 2014, 10:53:19 AM
Man, what a monster. Look at your Self in the mirror, pal.

man you guys spracne is BITB

TownieCat · « **Reply #4094 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:59:31 AM »

8manpick · « **Reply #4095 on:** February 20, 2014, 11:02:14 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 20, 2014, 10:55:06 AM

Guys ERII doesn't have the confidence to branch out and meet a woman he might actually be interested in. Yet, he's constantly in fear of being alone. As such, he occupies himself with women he doesn't care for, and thus wastes both of their time.

Define waste of time for a guy in his 20s

puniraptor · « **Reply #4096 on:** February 20, 2014, 11:02:36 AM »

she remembers everything and barfed in your bed because you didnt say it back

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #4097 on:** February 20, 2014, 11:03:30 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 20, 2014, 10:55:06 AM

Guys ERII doesn't have the confidence to branch out and meet a woman he might actually be interested in. Yet, he's constantly in fear of being alone. As such, he occupies himself with women he doesn't care for, and thus wastes both of their time.

mocat · « **Reply #4098 on:** February 20, 2014, 11:14:09 AM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 20, 2014, 10:56:37 AM

Quote from: Spracne on February 20, 2014, 10:53:19 AM
Man, what a monster. Look at your Self in the mirror, pal.

man you guys spracne is BITB

he is absolutely the Zorro of wordplay

slobber · « **Reply #4099 on:** February 20, 2014, 11:24:49 AM »

I really thought ERII meant lesbian in his original post. It took a few more posts before the lightbulb went off. Not ashamed. Story is much better that way.

Gonna win 'em all!