Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 941686 times)

mocat · « **Reply #4050 on:** February 05, 2014, 08:39:52 AM »

Quote from: Spracne on February 04, 2014, 01:40:03 PM

save a little on my taxes

what are we talking here? canadian friend (who lives in america and therefore pays american style taxes) wants to know

Spracne · « **Reply #4051 on:** February 05, 2014, 08:53:28 AM »

I'm not married. Was joking. However, I understand there are some potential tax benefits, particularly when 1 spouse makes substantially more than the other.

Willesgirl · « **Reply #4052 on:** February 05, 2014, 09:24:24 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 05, 2014, 06:50:44 AM

Quote from: Willesgirl on February 04, 2014, 02:04:02 PM
Quote from: steve dave on February 04, 2014, 01:39:24 PM
that is very depressing wg

Just being honest about my feelings and vulnerabilities, SD.

Your honesty is bumming us all out

Well then. I just got married for tax breaks and non-stop sex. So far, so good. Gooch can now remove his tampon.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4053 on:** February 05, 2014, 09:24:44 AM »

Being married didn't save us any on taxes, but maybe because my wife makes pretty good money, too.

'taterblast · « **Reply #4054 on:** February 05, 2014, 09:25:24 AM »

i'm going to be traveling a lot soon

http://jezebel.com/heres-an-app-for-having-sex-at-30-000-feet-1515982948?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=wednesdayAM

steve dave · « **Reply #4055 on:** February 05, 2014, 09:38:54 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 05, 2014, 09:24:44 AM

Being married didn't save us any on taxes, but maybe because my wife makes pretty good money, too.

yeah, same

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #4056 on:** February 05, 2014, 05:31:17 PM »

don't know if this should go in the how is goE affecting your daily life or not but ms TTHOTUC said "pud" earlier this week. ive never been happier. one of these days shell stop calling this blog a "chat room"

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #4057 on:** February 06, 2014, 04:32:36 AM »

Mike Birbiglia has a comedy special on Netflix that is 1. very funny and 2. talks about his views on marriage (at the very end, so if you're interested it's about an hour long investment). I highly recommend it.

sys · « **Reply #4058 on:** February 06, 2014, 05:50:07 AM »

getting married is great. saves a crap ton of money in taxes and is a great excuse not to interact with other people i'm not married to.

also, lol @ fanning for urinating on his clothes and @ michigancat for thinking it's easy to feed a vegetarian in restaurants all over the world.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #4059 on:** February 06, 2014, 08:48:03 AM »

Fanning don't do it. It sounds like she's at a different part in her life than you.

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ben ji · « **Reply #4060 on:** February 06, 2014, 08:55:24 AM »

FanMan, don't listen to YLA, not everyone can keep ripped biceps all their life like him. You better lock it up before you get fat and ugly and no one wants to hang out with you. You've probably got like 1.69 years left until that happens so plan accordingly.

pissclams · « **Reply #4061 on:** February 06, 2014, 09:00:54 AM »

vegetarian pro-tip for the Tanner's in waldo- they offer mini-corn dogs but they're not on the menu

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4062 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:14:43 AM »

Quote from: ben ji on February 06, 2014, 08:55:24 AM

FanMan, don't listen to YLA, not everyone can keep ripped biceps all their life like him. You better lock it up before you get fat and ugly and no one wants to hang out with you. You've probably got like 1.69 years left until that happens so plan accordingly.

Oh man. I know. I'll probably be like yesterdays newspaper in no time. Vision is getting worse, "muscles" are turning to mush, and I've got this weird bald spot on the back of my head from work stress. I'm practically melting right before my own eyes.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4063 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:16:01 AM »

She's probably about to pull the ripcord, too, Wacky.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #4064 on:** February 06, 2014, 11:00:43 AM »

<-- baby face still get carded on the reg :(

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Spracne · « **Reply #4065 on:** February 06, 2014, 11:08:12 AM »

What are you all on about? Aging is a piece of cake for men - just take reasonable care of yourself and you gracefully age into a distinguished gentleman. It's the womenfolk who need to try to strike while the iron's hot.

edit: Disregard if you are bald.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #4066 on:** February 06, 2014, 11:16:18 AM »

Quote from: Spracne on February 06, 2014, 11:08:12 AM

What are you all on about? Aging is a piece of cake for men - just take reasonable care of yourself and you gracefully age into a distinguished gentleman. It's the womenfolk who need to try to strike while the iron's hot.

edit: Disregard if you are bald.

this. chicks tend to gain weight. guys get more ripped by the hour

TownieCat · « **Reply #4067 on:** February 06, 2014, 11:20:34 AM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on February 06, 2014, 11:00:43 AM

<-- baby face still get carded on the reg :(

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Me too

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #4068 on:** February 06, 2014, 11:23:12 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 06, 2014, 09:00:54 AM

vegetarian pro-tip for the Tanner's in waldo- they offer mini-corn dogs but they're not on the menu

Which dipping sauce do you prefer?

#TeamBBQSauce

michigancat · « **Reply #4069 on:** February 06, 2014, 11:59:32 AM »

Quote from: sys on February 06, 2014, 05:50:07 AM

lol @ michigancat for thinking it's easy to feed a vegetarian in restaurants all over the world.

where is it most difficult? Fresno?

pissclams · « **Reply #4070 on:** February 06, 2014, 12:09:26 PM »

Quote from: NoUndershirtWillFor3 on February 06, 2014, 11:23:12 AM

Quote from: pissclams on February 06, 2014, 09:00:54 AM
vegetarian pro-tip for the Tanner's in waldo- they offer mini-corn dogs but they're not on the menu

Which dipping sauce do you prefer?

#TeamBBQSauce

mustard

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #4071 on:** February 20, 2014, 09:37:24 AM »

Had the L bomb dropped on me last night.

Then she puked in my bed in her sleep.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4072 on:** February 20, 2014, 09:38:45 AM »

Hell of a night, especially considering your handle on this here blog.

TownieCat · « **Reply #4073 on:** February 20, 2014, 09:49:23 AM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 20, 2014, 09:37:24 AM

Had the L bomb dropped on me last night. Then she puked in my bed in her sleep.

Sounds like you found "the one".

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #4074 on:** February 20, 2014, 09:56:32 AM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 20, 2014, 09:37:24 AM

Had the L bomb dropped on me last night. Then she puked in my bed in her sleep.

Did she remember that in the morning?