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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7925 on: September 06, 2020, 12:24:39 PM »
OMG... RUN! :lol:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7926 on: September 06, 2020, 12:27:18 PM »
OMG... RUN! :lol:


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But what if she is cool in other ways but just DGAF about kstate fooball?!? SHE PROBABLY DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHO WON THE 1993 WEBER LOCK COPPER BOWL

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7927 on: September 06, 2020, 12:28:31 PM »
Honestly, that sounds fun and semi adorable. Carry on, friend! :cheers:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7928 on: September 06, 2020, 01:11:58 PM »
I've been dating a girl for about a month, how big of a red flag is this? (She went to kstate and we were talking about the upcoming season)

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Her: Yeah I really wish I went back for a game last year before Bill Self retired

ben ji:   :dubious:

her: Wait did I say Self? I meant Snyder.

ben ji: You know Snyder actually retired 2 years ago and we had a new coach last season

her: What? No way, was it because of the cancer?

ben ji:  :blindfold:

her : I just like the tailgates  :D

Obv. keep dating her and post the deets itt to bring it back to life. Give us the content we crave

CAN YOU HANDLE THIS?

She referred to the time she was at K-State (10-13ish) as the glory days of Katz football. I casually mentioned that we were pretty good in the 90's during Snyders first time coaching.

Her: Wait, he coached at Kstate twice?!?

She went to one bowl game with some friends but is not sure which one it was.

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Her: It was the chip bowl in San Antonio.
ben ji: The fiesta bowl?
her: Yes, that one.
ben ji: Thats in Arizona.
her: No, this one was in San Antonio I remember that. 
ben ji: The Alamo bowl is in San Antonio so its probably that one.
her: No, I remember it was the chip bowl.

We are both still unsure on what bowl game she actually attended.

She seems fun, and normal w/ regards to cats football during her time frame. I find her hoping to endear you with knowledge... endearing.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7929 on: September 06, 2020, 01:49:52 PM »
This all seems extremely ordinary
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7930 on: September 06, 2020, 01:54:26 PM »
This all seems extremely ordinary
Yeah I think our guy Benji was just looking for a way to brag about a new lady friend. Which I'm not the least bit mad about.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7931 on: September 06, 2020, 01:56:04 PM »
No it's fine, and very cute dialogue
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7932 on: September 06, 2020, 01:56:27 PM »
Ben Ji has been a dating machine ever since he hit free agency. I’m proud of him.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7933 on: September 06, 2020, 03:01:10 PM »
make her read through the entire farm thread. you have nothing to fear from doing this, I'm very happily married and I think Tom is off the market as well. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7934 on: September 06, 2020, 03:02:22 PM »
SHE PROBABLY DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHO WON THE 1993 WEBER LOCK COPPER BOWL

Looks like you two are a match made in KSU Cats Noobs heaven.  Unless this was a sophisticated Self/Snyder Weber/Weiser reference.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7935 on: September 06, 2020, 05:46:25 PM »
make her read through the entire farm thread. you have nothing to fear from doing this, I'm very happily married and I think Tom is off the market as well.

Even the likes of you and Tom couldn’t pry any sensible woman from our guy ben ji. One visit to the cat ranch and she’ll have fresh squeezed lemonade and chicken fried steak dinner ready like clockwork for the boys after a hard days work Of car wranglin. She’ll love it too.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7936 on: September 24, 2020, 12:59:16 AM »
Via dating, I've recently realized how few casual football watchers are aware how downs work.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7937 on: September 24, 2020, 06:39:25 AM »
Via dating, I've recently realized how few casual football watchers are aware how downs work.
I realized that by hanging out with my 4 year old daughter as well


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7938 on: July 09, 2021, 11:07:10 PM »
Who is ready for some more Kstate related dating stories?!? Cuz I have about a year's worth of them.

Last October I started dating a young lady who was from NC and recently moved to KC and knew nothing about the local colleges.  Second date she asked me about KSU so I went into the standard "Yeah, it's a pretty big time school, 3maw/meat judging etc"

Her - "So like how many students do they have?"

Me - "Like I said we are pretty big time, maybe 20k?"

Her - "My coworker is our age and went to Kstate, do you know her?"

Me - "probably not, like I said we are pretty big time and alot of important people go to Kstate"

(She shows me a picture of her coworker)

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Me - "Yeah I know her, she dated my roommate senior year"


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7939 on: July 09, 2021, 11:11:58 PM »
Same thing happened tonight, went on a date with a young lady who went to Mizzou and she tells me she has 1 friend who went to Kstate and shows me a picture.....

Yup, her friend used to work with me.




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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7940 on: July 09, 2021, 11:18:23 PM »
A couple of months ago I went on 1 date with a young lady and asked her about her worst first date....

Her - "well this guy thought he was a big deal because he was an announcer for a local team"

Me - "So I'm kinda of a big sports fan, what team did he work for?"

Her - "I can't remember but (makes a motion to signify a big nose)...

Me - (interrupts her) "Brian Hanni, voice of the  Kansas jayhawks?!?"

Her - "yeah, his name was Brian so that's probably him"


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7941 on: July 09, 2021, 11:19:50 PM »
:lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7942 on: July 10, 2021, 01:06:59 AM »
Hell yes! :emawkid:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7943 on: July 10, 2021, 08:57:22 AM »
Those are all great stories


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7944 on: July 10, 2021, 09:05:46 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7945 on: July 10, 2021, 04:41:38 PM »
keep them coming. feel free to post your tinder chats and whatever as well. i want to see that silver tongue at work.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7946 on: July 10, 2021, 09:30:05 PM »
I can’t imagine what a first date with Brian Hanni is like


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7947 on: July 10, 2021, 09:32:56 PM »
I think I can

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7948 on: July 10, 2021, 10:46:38 PM »
I can’t imagine what a first date with Brian Hanni is like
She said it was like a job interview. He had a list of like 40 questions to ask her, no organic conversation just him firing off questions.

What are you looking for?
What are your life goals?
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
What is a challenge you recently overcame?

Etc etc.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7949 on: July 11, 2021, 12:34:02 AM »
He wants the threesome, HE GETS THE THREESOME!!
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