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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7900 on: June 08, 2016, 02:24:52 PM »
Had a woman tell me she loved me . . . on the first date  :eek: :facepalm:
Lets hear some deets!

This thread use to have some damn zeal

What I've learned is that at my (maybe any) age, being an emotionally and physically decent person brings out the crazy like, well, crazy. I mean like absolute, bat f'ing crap crazy. Like show up at my front door high as eff in a trench coat with you know what underneath.

I need to start writing all this stuff down.  Like a recent chapter would be titled "How I went to break things off with a girl and ended up drinking bourbon lemonades and eating a chocolate chip pot brownie".

So yeah, I'm making bad decisions. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7901 on: June 08, 2016, 02:30:08 PM »


What I've learned is that at my (maybe any) age, being an emotionally and physically decent person brings out the crazy like, well, crazy. I mean like absolute, bat f'ing crap crazy. Like show up at my front door high as eff in a trench coat with you know what underneath.

I need to start writing all this stuff down.  Like a recent chapter would be titled "How I went to break things off with a girl and ended up drinking bourbon lemonades and eating a chocolate chip pot brownie".

So yeah, I'm making bad decisions.

Those sound like good decisions to me. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7902 on: July 15, 2016, 10:44:16 AM »
So being a good friend to crazy, bored married female friends is paying off.

I have a date with a chick that seems to be a good bit of trouble from aforementioned married friend (this one is 34).  Also, been introduced to several 23-27 year olds who are open to dating someone my age (35). 

 :billdance:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7903 on: September 25, 2016, 09:50:38 PM »
J-Dub is a married man guys. I know he'll return here and post again sometime. Most importantly he is as content and happy as he's ever been in his life. Proud of our guy J-Dub.



(his girl is a squawk  :frown:)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7904 on: September 25, 2016, 09:55:04 PM »
did he dance his ass off?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7905 on: September 25, 2016, 09:58:54 PM »
did he dance his ass off?

oh yes sir. he sweat through multiple layers of clothes. he was in full on celebration mode

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7906 on: September 25, 2016, 09:59:33 PM »
:thumbs:

we need oscar deets

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7907 on: September 25, 2016, 10:03:32 PM »
They entered the reception to Born to Run obvs. I just said "Tramps like you were born to run baby" at the end of my toast even tho it made no sense. Also the opening line to my toast was "Please raise your glasses to honor 2 people tonight..... John Elway and oscar Springsteen  :lol:"

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7908 on: September 25, 2016, 10:05:22 PM »
oh, and he wore these:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7909 on: September 25, 2016, 10:05:32 PM »
:lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7910 on: September 25, 2016, 10:25:59 PM »
I bet CF3's toast was amaze

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7911 on: September 26, 2016, 06:32:55 AM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7912 on: November 09, 2016, 12:13:43 AM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7913 on: May 23, 2017, 02:53:59 PM »
 :lol:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7914 on: May 23, 2017, 02:59:38 PM »
Heard about that on am radio yesterday. Oh man.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7915 on: May 23, 2017, 04:01:10 PM »
Gee I wonder why that guy is still single

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7916 on: May 23, 2017, 04:03:49 PM »
Quote from: Katdaddy
He should at least be compensated for the ruined popcorn after he cut the hole in the bottom of the bucket for no reason.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7917 on: January 05, 2019, 08:31:41 PM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7918 on: January 07, 2019, 11:24:39 AM »

women should be barred from having unlimited texting. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7919 on: January 07, 2019, 11:32:16 AM »
yeah, rough ridin' women, won't ever stop talk to texting, fml, smdh