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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7950 on: July 11, 2021, 01:28:13 PM »
lol


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7951 on: July 12, 2021, 12:10:03 PM »
He wants the threesome, HE GETS THE THREESOME!!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7952 on: October 15, 2021, 01:44:52 PM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7953 on: October 15, 2021, 03:03:03 PM »
is it supposed to be funny or what is he going for here?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7954 on: October 15, 2021, 03:07:18 PM »
is it supposed to be funny or what is he going for here?
Does he need to do a Trump impersonation or something for you?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7955 on: October 15, 2021, 03:15:58 PM »
it wasn’t funny


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« Reply #7956 on: October 15, 2021, 03:16:52 PM »
i mean he has a couple good impressions, i'm not sure he does trump tho

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7957 on: October 15, 2021, 03:32:17 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7958 on: October 15, 2021, 03:44:16 PM »
If that was trump as the boyfriend then yeah it might have been funny  :dunno:
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« Reply #7959 on: October 15, 2021, 03:53:50 PM »
If that was trump as the boyfriend then yeah it might have been funny  :dunno:
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« Reply #7960 on: October 15, 2021, 04:12:28 PM »
Kick their asses Wacky, I thought it was funny and I like Joey's stuff.  These haters just haven't been introduced to a new group in a million years or maybe ever so they can't relate!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7961 on: October 15, 2021, 04:15:33 PM »
Joey was really funny pre bar stool but he’s still ok now. He’s kind of gone down the podcast and interviewer route now.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7962 on: October 15, 2021, 04:17:52 PM »
Kick their asses Wacky, I thought it was funny and I like Joey's stuff.  These haters just haven't been introduced to a new group in a million years or maybe ever so they can't relate!
Right?! Clams has never went two blocks in his life in the past 20 years and lifeofstone7 has 1 address in his Uber adventures and that’s at stayathomeClams…. It’s sickening!

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« Reply #7963 on: October 15, 2021, 04:22:35 PM »
Joey was really funny pre bar stool but he’s still ok now. He’s kind of gone down the podcast and interviewer route now.
To be fair, he made fun videos on his own time and wasn’t paid for it. Now that it’s his career, he probably feels forced to give a lot of content, and I’m not sure he was ready for it. He still makes me smile,  so that’s the overall goal. I’ve seen funnier things from him, but this relates a lot. Especially as a former pellet gather.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7964 on: October 15, 2021, 05:14:28 PM »
Kick their asses Wacky, I thought it was funny and I like Joey's stuff.  These haters just haven't been introduced to a new group in a million years or maybe ever so they can't relate!
Right?! Clams has never went two blocks in his life in the past 20 years and lifeofstone7 has 1 address in his Uber adventures and that’s at stayathomeClams…. It’s sickening!
Lol.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7965 on: October 15, 2021, 06:42:51 PM »
M^2 just liked this tweet, so happy to feel better about my comedy preferences now:


https://twitter.com/pourmecoffee/status/1448827275135303683?s=21
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7966 on: October 15, 2021, 06:44:50 PM »
That video was two minutes long? Hard pass after ten seconds. Sorry wacks

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7967 on: October 15, 2021, 09:51:54 PM »
Yeah, I watched all of that 2 minute video and got like 3 lol's. But thank you wacky for providing content for this blog so we can use the ad money to buy nails to sprinkle underneath cars with ISU decals tomorrow.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7968 on: October 15, 2021, 10:26:10 PM »
Yeah, I watched all of that 2 minute video and got like 3 lol's. But thank you wacky for providing content for this blog so we can use the ad money to buy nails to sprinkle underneath cars with ISU decals tomorrow.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7969 on: October 15, 2021, 10:28:34 PM »
I think this bump helped clams and 7 to prank call me from their dungeon.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7970 on: February 10, 2022, 10:40:55 AM »
With the Super Bowl game coming up, I've never shared this #fanningbrag on here and I thought I should share. My Super Senior year of college, I met a girl in Oklahoma City. I drove back to see her a lot for about 3 months. She was a good 'ole Texas girl, who was a dancer at Oklahoma City University. Anyways, she ended up telling me her ex boyfriend in High School was Matthew Stafford and that, that's why she was bad at relationships, because he kinda messed her up.

I didn't believe her, so I stalked her Facebook and it checked out. She wasn't lying. It was the most random thing I ever encountered. Anyways, long distance never works out, but I thought you guys and gals should know, I'm pretty much on the same level as Matthew Stafford. You're all blessed for having encountered me. Anyways, eff that guy, go Bengals!
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7971 on: February 10, 2022, 11:05:05 AM »
Has her stock risen or fallen?

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« Reply #7972 on: February 10, 2022, 11:19:04 AM »
Has her stock risen or fallen?
She unfriended me from Facebook awhile back. I think she did some cleaning up. Honestly not sure, but she was definitely out of my league at the time.

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« Reply #7973 on: February 10, 2022, 12:04:24 PM »
With the Super Bowl game coming up, I've never shared this #fanningbrag on here and I thought I should share. My Super Senior year of college, I met a girl in Oklahoma City. I drove back to see her a lot for about 3 months. She was a good 'ole Texas girl, who was a dancer at Oklahoma City University. Anyways, she ended up telling me her ex boyfriend in High School was Matthew Stafford and that, that's why she was bad at relationships, because he kinda messed her up.

I didn't believe her, so I stocked her Facebook and it checked out. She wasn't lying. It was the most random thing I ever encountered. Anyways, long distance never works out, but I thought you guys and gals should know, I'm pretty much on the same level as Matthew Stafford. You're all blessed for having encountered me. Anyways, eff that guy, go Bengals!

Great fanning brag

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7974 on: February 11, 2022, 05:38:25 AM »
Stafford's sloppy seconds that he mind mumped.

Quite the brag.

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