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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5325 on: July 17, 2014, 10:18:47 AM »
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5326 on: July 17, 2014, 10:19:44 AM »
she must be allergic to adorableness and also back sweat

jeez

love: the way my tongue tingles when i drink a sour beer

hate: lower back sweat while driving

fair game  :dunno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5327 on: July 17, 2014, 10:21:17 AM »
New Date: 7/20.
:adios:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5328 on: July 17, 2014, 10:23:02 AM »
I'm going tomorrow, 7/18 (my birthday)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5329 on: July 17, 2014, 10:24:08 AM »
Nobody breaks up on a Sunday, 8mp. Why would you waste the weekend? I hope everything is ok good bud, j-dub, and I really hope she doesn't end things on 7/18/2014 (7pm) over some coffee and an exchangement of over night oscar shirts.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5330 on: July 17, 2014, 10:24:50 AM »
Nobody breaks up on a Sunday, 8mp. Why would you waste the weekend? I hope everything is ok good bud, j-dub, and I really hope she doesn't end things on 7/18/2014 (7pm) over some coffee and an exchangement of over night oscar shirts.

 :nono:  7/18 is mine bruh

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5331 on: July 17, 2014, 10:25:29 AM »
Nobody breaks up on a Sunday, 8mp. Why would you waste the weekend? I hope everything is ok good bud, j-dub, and I really hope she doesn't end things on 7/18/2014 (7pm) over some coffee and an exchangement of over night oscar shirts.

 :nono:  7/18 is mine bruh
I was typing it and you beat me by a second. I have the time down son, you don't!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5332 on: July 17, 2014, 10:25:58 AM »
I'm going tomorrow, 7/18 (my birthday)

ill do what i can to celebrate your birthday bud
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5333 on: July 17, 2014, 10:29:08 AM »
Betting pool is null and void if j-dub initiates the breakup
:adios:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5334 on: July 17, 2014, 10:31:28 AM »
Betting pool is null and void if j-dub initiates the breakup

what if i initiate a "so where are we here" convo?
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5335 on: July 17, 2014, 10:32:00 AM »
Depends on if you wait until Sunday
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5336 on: July 17, 2014, 10:34:18 AM »
should i do the first live action real-time blog breakup in this thread's history?
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5337 on: July 17, 2014, 10:39:18 AM »
should i do the first live action real-time blog breakup in this thread's history?
Have clams record it down on the plaza. He'll meet you somewhere. Oh, sorry, @pissclams!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5338 on: July 17, 2014, 10:42:57 AM »
all the warning signs are going off. i'm just waiting for the final bomb to drop.  :popcorn:

You went all in too quickly, didn't you?

no, you heartless bad person

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Sorry it isn't working out...or maybe you are reading the signals wrong?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5339 on: July 17, 2014, 10:45:00 AM »
all the warning signs are going off. i'm just waiting for the final bomb to drop.  :popcorn:

You went all in too quickly, didn't you?

no, you heartless bad person

 :blush:

Sorry it isn't working out...or maybe you are reading the signals wrong?

well, mrs gooch, in this area, i trust my instincts. because, my instincts are honed.

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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5340 on: July 17, 2014, 10:46:37 AM »
I wish you would at least be a "bad person" and have "some fun" when you date these girls. But I guess that wouldn't make you adorable, j-dub if you did that all the time.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5341 on: July 17, 2014, 10:56:14 AM »
I wish you would at least be a "bad person" and have "some fun" when you date these girls. But I guess that wouldn't make you adorable, j-dub if you did that all the time.

 :lol: thanks bud
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5342 on: July 17, 2014, 12:21:50 PM »
it was that damn shakespeare in the park


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5343 on: July 17, 2014, 12:22:43 PM »
it was that damn shakespeare in the park

no. that stroke of genius bought me more time i'm sure
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5344 on: July 17, 2014, 12:24:06 PM »
it was that damn shakespeare in the park

no. that time of genius bought me more strokes i'm sure

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« Reply #5345 on: July 17, 2014, 12:27:03 PM »
it was that damn shakespeare in the park

no. that time of genius bought me more strokes i'm sure

 :surprised:

you dork

I wish you would at least be a "bad person" and have "some fun" when you date these girls. But I guess that wouldn't make you adorable, j-dub if you did that all the time.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5346 on: July 17, 2014, 01:00:04 PM »
Nobody breaks up on a Sunday, 8mp.



3X.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5347 on: July 17, 2014, 01:06:34 PM »
The Royals better win this damn division for J-Dub.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5348 on: July 17, 2014, 01:11:30 PM »
Nobody breaks up on a Sunday, 8mp.



3X.
:lol: You wasted the weekend then. Break up Friday, get drunk with your bros all weekend, smash, feel better on sunday. That's what a piece of crap like myself would do.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5349 on: July 17, 2014, 01:13:10 PM »
It sickens me that J-Dub might be single when I see some of the idiots I know who are not. It makes me want to punch a brick wall. Its J-Dub. He's the best.