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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3750 on: December 30, 2013, 02:26:14 PM »
Ell, side by side pics.  You and the kid.  Post them.  Let the board solve this mystery.

This is really the only way to know for sure, unless you want to get Maury involved.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3751 on: December 30, 2013, 02:30:50 PM »
Not much you can do, ERII.  If she doesn't want to admit it might be yours, only option is to pursue a legal case for paternity which could be a huge waste of money if it's not your kid.

I was in a similar situation about 20 years ago.

were you the father or not!?

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« Reply #3752 on: December 30, 2013, 02:41:56 PM »
Ell, side by side pics.  You and the kid.  Post them.  Let the board solve this mystery.

Pakheaded of course.
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« Reply #3753 on: December 30, 2013, 02:43:17 PM »
Ell, side by side pics.  You and the kid.  Post them.  Let the board solve this mystery.

Pakheaded of course.

Welp you are the father ERII.

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« Reply #3754 on: December 30, 2013, 02:43:59 PM »
Ell, side by side pics.  You and the kid.  Post them.  Let the board solve this mystery.

Pakheaded of course.

post pics of you and the girl then we can put them into the baby face calculator then compare the computer generated baby face to the IRL baby face

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« Reply #3755 on: December 30, 2013, 02:46:32 PM »
Ell, side by side pics.  You and the kid.  Post them.  Let the board solve this mystery.

Pakheaded of course.

post pics of you and the girl then we can put them into the baby face calculator then compare the computer generated baby face to the IRL baby face

Your face should be pakheaded, hers probably not
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3756 on: December 30, 2013, 02:52:34 PM »
pm'd metalhead pics. Can't wait to hear the results of my paternity test  :ohno:

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« Reply #3758 on: December 30, 2013, 02:58:27 PM »
pm'd metalhead pics. Can't wait to hear the results of my paternity test  :ohno:

it's a baby, man. i'm no doogie howser.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3759 on: December 30, 2013, 03:03:01 PM »
What's her @?  I can probably get to the bottom of this.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3762 on: December 30, 2013, 03:10:21 PM »
lol 'raptor

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« Reply #3764 on: December 30, 2013, 03:15:18 PM »
99.3% guaranteed scientific accuracy.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3766 on: December 30, 2013, 03:30:59 PM »
Looks like a very serious baby

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« Reply #3767 on: December 30, 2013, 04:01:47 PM »
pm'd metalhead pics. Can't wait to hear the results of my paternity test  :ohno:

it's a baby, man. i'm no doogie howser.

i put in a phone call to steve wilkos' manager. i'll let you know when he gets back to me.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3768 on: December 30, 2013, 06:01:50 PM »
Not much you can do, ERII.  If she doesn't want to admit it might be yours, only option is to pursue a legal case for paternity which could be a huge waste of money if it's not your kid.

I was in a similar situation about 20 years ago.

were you the father or not!?

I don't know. I never said anything and she never told me whether I was or wasn't. 

I've seen pictures of the girl now on Facebook. Hard to say one way or the other by the pics.

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« Reply #3769 on: December 30, 2013, 06:25:43 PM »
I'm going to be brutally honest here, because you need to hear this: That baby is yours, almost without a doubt.

She started acting weird, because she knew she had to go bang someone responsible and trick him into believing she was having his baby.

I am speaking from my own experience and that of my many female friends -- it is very, very rare for women to carry on sexually repeatedly with multiple partners. If she was regularly having sex with you, she wasn't regularly having relations with someone else. You can take that to the bank.

If she was having regular relations with you, she stopped at the time she started having regular relations with someone else. If the baby was born very recently and was fully cooked, you can just about do the math of when conception occurred. Were you with her during that four or five day period? She probably WASN'T with someone else, and even if she was, if she had a longer sexual relationship with you than with him, it's STILL most likely yours. The only way it's less likely to be yours than new guy is if she was unable to have an orgasm with you. But other guy was able to rock her world.

Statistically, you're either marginal in the sack or that baby's yours. Congrats.

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« Reply #3770 on: December 30, 2013, 06:31:31 PM »
I'm going to be brutally honest here, because you need to hear this: That baby is yours, almost without a doubt.

She started acting weird, because she knew she had to go bang someone responsible and trick him into believing she was having his baby.

I am speaking from my own experience and that of my many female friends -- it is very, very rare for women to carry on sexually repeatedly with multiple partners. If she was regularly having sex with you, she wasn't regularly having relations with someone else. You can take that to the bank.

If she was having regular relations with you, she stopped at the time she started having regular relations with someone else. If the baby was born very recently and was fully cooked, you can just about do the math of when conception occurred. Were you with her during that four or five day period? She probably WASN'T with someone else, and even if she was, if she had a longer sexual relationship with you than with him, it's STILL most likely yours. The only way it's less likely to be yours than new guy is if she was unable to have an orgasm with you. But other guy was able to rock her world.

Statistically, you're either marginal in the sack or that baby's yours. Congrats.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3771 on: December 30, 2013, 06:32:08 PM »
Oh man!  that was a fun read.

I agree with Williesgirl.  It is def Ell's kid.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3772 on: December 30, 2013, 06:33:59 PM »
 :lol:

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« Reply #3773 on: December 30, 2013, 06:37:45 PM »
Quote from: Willesgirl
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3774 on: December 30, 2013, 06:51:40 PM »
I'm going to be brutally honest here, because you need to hear this: That baby is yours, almost without a doubt.

She started acting weird, because she knew she had to go bang someone responsible and trick him into believing she was having his baby.

I am speaking from my own experience and that of my many female friends -- it is very, very rare for women to carry on sexually repeatedly with multiple partners. If she was regularly having sex with you, she wasn't regularly having relations with someone else. You can take that to the bank.

If she was having regular relations with you, she stopped at the time she started having regular relations with someone else. If the baby was born very recently and was fully cooked, you can just about do the math of when conception occurred. Were you with her during that four or five day period? She probably WASN'T with someone else, and even if she was, if she had a longer sexual relationship with you than with him, it's STILL most likely yours. The only way it's less likely to be yours than new guy is if she was unable to have an orgasm with you. But other guy was able to rock her world.

Statistically, you're either marginal in the sack or that baby's yours. Congrats.

Good lord fanning.


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