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Offline chum1

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3775 on: December 30, 2013, 07:44:34 PM »
Congrats!
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3776 on: December 30, 2013, 07:47:58 PM »
What does the orgasm part have to do with it fanning you dirtbag?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3777 on: December 30, 2013, 07:52:29 PM »
Quote from: mocat on December 30, 2013, 07:47:58 PM
What does the orgasm part have to do with it fanning you dirtbag?
Not fanning, but:
http://articles.latimes.com/1996-02-19/news/ls-37686_1_female-orgasm


"Research suggests that a woman's sexual climax has a more active reproductive purpose. The uterine contractions during orgasm may greatly increase a woman's chance of becoming pregnant by propelling sperm from the uterus into the Fallopian tubes, where eggs are fertilized."
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3778 on: December 30, 2013, 07:53:47 PM »
sounds like a link someone would find when googling how to not end up a deadbeat dad
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3779 on: December 30, 2013, 09:07:45 PM »
Quote from: mocat on December 30, 2013, 07:47:58 PM
What does the orgasm part have to do with it fanning you dirtbag?

I thought this was common knowledge. The cervix dips down into the spooge pool during orgasm or something.  You can watch video of it, if you're so inclined.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3780 on: December 30, 2013, 09:08:48 PM »
wtf is a cervix
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3781 on: December 30, 2013, 09:09:37 PM »
wtf is an orgasm
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3782 on: December 30, 2013, 09:22:17 PM »
Wow. Lots of selfish, bad lovers outed in this thread.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3783 on: December 30, 2013, 09:28:37 PM »
Also, dat baby is def ERII 2.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3784 on: December 30, 2013, 09:36:09 PM »
banging chicks is cool
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3785 on: December 30, 2013, 09:40:14 PM »
Quote from: Three Bones Jebediah on December 30, 2013, 09:36:09 PM
banging chicks is cool

Not as cool as the cervix proboscis extending down into the goo pool to harvest its share upon orgasm.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3786 on: December 30, 2013, 09:41:56 PM »
It got really rough ridin' weird in here really fast.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3787 on: December 30, 2013, 09:44:26 PM »
Quote from: puniraptor on December 30, 2013, 09:40:14 PM
Quote from: Three Bones Jebediah on December 30, 2013, 09:36:09 PM
banging chicks is cool

Not as cool as the cervix proboscis extending down into the goo pool to harvest its share upon orgasm.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3788 on: December 30, 2013, 09:59:52 PM »
Will someone tell me what a goddamn orgasm is? I have prom in 4 months.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3789 on: December 31, 2013, 11:01:34 AM »
Quote from: Willesgirl on December 30, 2013, 09:22:17 PM
Wow. Lots of selfish, bad lovers outed in this thread.

there's more than one way to give an orgasm
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3790 on: January 01, 2014, 12:41:33 PM »
Quote from: mocat on December 31, 2013, 11:01:34 AM
Quote from: Willesgirl on December 30, 2013, 09:22:17 PM
Wow. Lots of selfish, bad lovers outed in this thread.

there's more than one way to give an orgasm

Left hand.  Right hand.  Cherry pie?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3791 on: January 02, 2014, 08:49:10 AM »
what in the eff happened in here
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3792 on: January 02, 2014, 09:05:11 AM »
Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 02, 2014, 08:49:10 AM
what in the eff happened in here

Fanning quit goEMAW and this thread lost its way.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3793 on: January 02, 2014, 10:56:52 AM »
i guess i missed fanning quitting. which thread  :users:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3794 on: January 02, 2014, 10:57:56 AM »
Quote from: lopakman on January 02, 2014, 09:05:11 AM
Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 02, 2014, 08:49:10 AM
what in the eff happened in here

Fanning quit goEMAW and this thread lost its way.

then williesgirl decided to come in and fanning brag to anonymous internet posters about her sex life at which point it got weird as eff.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3795 on: January 02, 2014, 10:58:12 AM »
Quote from: j-dub on January 02, 2014, 10:56:52 AM
i guess i missed fanning quitting. which thread  :users:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3796 on: January 02, 2014, 11:03:18 AM »
Quote from: WillieWatanabe on January 02, 2014, 10:58:12 AM
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yeah, found it. dammit guys. fanning is a treasure.
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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3797 on: January 02, 2014, 11:10:10 AM »
Quote from: j-dub on January 02, 2014, 11:03:18 AM
Quote from: WillieWatanabe on January 02, 2014, 10:58:12 AM
Quote from: j-dub on January 02, 2014, 10:56:52 AM
i guess i missed fanning quitting. which thread  :users:

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yeah, found it. dammit guys. fanning is a treasure.

There is a 0% chance he quits gE for good.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3798 on: January 02, 2014, 11:13:24 AM »
Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on January 02, 2014, 11:10:10 AM
Quote from: j-dub on January 02, 2014, 11:03:18 AM
Quote from: WillieWatanabe on January 02, 2014, 10:58:12 AM
Quote from: j-dub on January 02, 2014, 10:56:52 AM
i guess i missed fanning quitting. which thread  :users:

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yeah, found it. dammit guys. fanning is a treasure.

There is a 0% chance he quits gE for good.

This.  Someone post his tweet though, I missed it.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3799 on: January 02, 2014, 11:18:01 AM »
Quote from: Limestone on January 02, 2014, 11:13:24 AM
Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on January 02, 2014, 11:10:10 AM
Quote from: j-dub on January 02, 2014, 11:03:18 AM
Quote from: WillieWatanabe on January 02, 2014, 10:58:12 AM
Quote from: j-dub on January 02, 2014, 10:56:52 AM
i guess i missed fanning quitting. which thread  :users:

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yeah, found it. dammit guys. fanning is a treasure.

There is a 0% chance he quits gE for good.

This.  Someone post his tweet though, I missed it.

FANMAN_KSU ?@FANMAN_KSU  29 Dec 
@yogalikeabana Love the sarcasm tweet. Tell the boys I said hi, @goEMAW. I think I'm done there. Go cats & stay sexy! Cats, man! #Kstate

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