Master Dating Thread

[scottwildcat]

 

These are fun:

http://shine.yahoo.com/photos/2013-letters-notes-slideshow/

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

If my math is correct, there is a chance I became a dad last week 

[scottwildcat]

If my math is correct, there is a chance I became a dad last week 

Wait.......WHAT

[CNS]

If my math is correct, there is a chance I became a dad last week 

WackyisInnocent

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

If my math is correct, there is a chance I became a dad last week 

Wait.......WHAT

My bitch of an ex had her baby last week. I never really thought about the timing much when she told me she was prego at the end of summer. But now that I think of it, that would put conception somewhere around mid march-mid april. Just around the time she was coming to mhk to visit on the weekends (we weren't together, just sexing).

[CNS]

Grats, Ell.  Kids are great.  Boy or girl?

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I'm scared, guys. 

[CNS]

If my math is correct, there is a chance I became a dad last week 

Also, if this is true this should be nominated for the worse father related post of the year or something.

[WillieWatanabe]

If my math is correct, there is a chance I became a dad last week 

Also, if this is true this should be nominated for the worse father related post of the year or something.

he should have went with the "FUTURE WILDCAT RECRUIT CLASS OF 2030." route.

[The Big Train]

Congrats ERII. I love the fact you kept your avi pic the same to express your surprise. 

[Institutional Control]

Congrats, ERII. Being a parent should be a piece of cake if you never have to meet the kid.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

She was supposed to come to the spring game in april but started acting weird/emotional. Then shortly after that we just stopped seeing each other (distance and going different places in life). This kid is mine isn't it?  Holy eff god damnit.

[WillieWatanabe]

She was supposed to come to the spring game in april but started acting weird/emotional. Then shortly after that we just stopped seeing each other (distance and going different places in life). This kid is mine isn't it?  Holy eff god damnit.

does she think it is?

[scottwildcat]

I'm scared, guys. 

  I'm here for ya IRL bud.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

She was supposed to come to the spring game in april but started acting weird/emotional. Then shortly after that we just stopped seeing each other (distance and going different places in life). This kid is mine isn't it?  Holy eff god damnit.

does she think it is?

We don't speak so I'm not sure. I just saw a pic of the baby and it doesn't look like me so that's a good sign at least.

[Tobias]

when god closes a door (fanning) he opens a window (ER2)

[Dugout DickStone]

She was supposed to come to the spring game in april but started acting weird/emotional. Then shortly after that we just stopped seeing each other (distance and going different places in life). This kid is mine isn't it?  Holy eff god damnit.

does she think it is?

We don't speak so I'm not sure. I just saw a pic of the baby and it doesn't look like me so that's a good sign at least.

It's not yours dude.  She was humping a lot of dudes. 

[8manpick]

ERIIIsInnocent

[lopakman]

She was supposed to come to the spring game in april but started acting weird/emotional. Then shortly after that we just stopped seeing each other (distance and going different places in life). This kid is mine isn't it?  Holy eff god damnit.

does she think it is?

We don't speak so I'm not sure. I just saw a pic of the baby and it doesn't look like me so that's a good sign at least.

Why don't you just ask her?  Might be a little awkward, but better than spending the rest of your life wondering.  Or you could go on Maury Povich.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

She was supposed to come to the spring game in april but started acting weird/emotional. Then shortly after that we just stopped seeing each other (distance and going different places in life). This kid is mine isn't it?  Holy eff god damnit.

does she think it is?

We don't speak so I'm not sure. I just saw a pic of the baby and it doesn't look like me so that's a good sign at least.

It's not yours dude.  She was humping a lot of dudes.

Not a lot, but 1 other dude who she's now engaged to.

[michigancat]

If my math is correct, there is a chance I became a dad last week 

Wait.......WHAT

My bitch of an ex had her baby last week. I never really thought about the timing much when she told me she was prego at the end of summer. But now that I think of it, that would put conception somewhere around mid march-mid april. Just around the time she was coming to mhk to visit on the weekends (we weren't together, just sexing).

LOL, this is how you do the dating thread you fools.

[mocat]

go steal a hair off that baby's head and take it to your neighborhood DNA lab to compare to one of your hairs

[scottwildcat]

She was supposed to come to the spring game in april but started acting weird/emotional. Then shortly after that we just stopped seeing each other (distance and going different places in life). This kid is mine isn't it?  Holy eff god damnit.

does she think it is?

We don't speak so I'm not sure. I just saw a pic of the baby and it doesn't look like me so that's a good sign at least.

It's not yours dude.  She was humping a lot of dudes.

Not a lot, but 1 other dude who she's now engaged to.

No way she thinks it's yours (or will admit if she does) if she is engaged to the dude.

[yoga-like_abana]

thank god someone pumped some life into this thing..

congrats on the swirl baby ERII

[gatoveintisiete]

And we have the paternity results in for Desiree and ERII,.....................ERII.. You are NOT the father