Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 772699 times)

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #2800 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:20:19 PM »

I'm really into this lake idea now. I can't get over how fun being out on the lake sounds.

Guys anyone who has a boat and lake access send PM. Trying to plan a romantic Saturday. Emo, you and mrs emo are welcome to join, but I got 1st dibs on tube ride bud.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #2801 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:20:56 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on July 23, 2013, 03:18:26 PM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 23, 2013, 03:16:47 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 23, 2013, 01:38:46 PM

A day on the lake does sound pretty fun really.
I'd throw her in the lake with one of those prisoner balls chained to her leg like they do in the cartoons.

That's mean WC. She'd be a happy, loving person IF YOU'D JUST TAKE HER OUT ON THE LAKE

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #2802 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:22:58 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 23, 2013, 03:20:56 PM

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on July 23, 2013, 03:18:26 PM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 23, 2013, 03:16:47 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 23, 2013, 01:38:46 PM

A day on the lake does sound pretty fun really.
I'd throw her in the lake with one of those prisoner balls chained to her leg like they do in the cartoons.

That's mean WC. She'd be a happy, loving person IF YOU'D JUST TAKE HER OUT ON THE LAKE

AND GET HER SOME DAMN SMOKES....eff!1!!!!!1

Spracne · « **Reply #2803 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:30:20 PM »

If she claims to be pregnant, it may behoove you to take a page out of J.J. Redick's abortion contract playbook: http://deadspin.com/j-j-redick-and-his-ex-girlfriend-had-an-abortion-contr-883029608?utm_campaign=so%20cialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_%20twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #2804 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:33:46 PM »

Yeah lets not turn this into the "Weird deadspin pro-athlete stories about dating" thread.

I like it more when its like "Hey guys, I need some advice on how to ask out this cute receptionist at the office, where is a good restaurant for a 1st date?" that sort of thing.

Spracne · « **Reply #2805 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:39:25 PM »

Didn't think it deserved it's own thread. Maybe you should read the rough ridin' article though, it's pretty cray

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2806 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:45:02 PM »

We need a "Things that make you go hmmmm thread" thread.

slobber · « **Reply #2807 on:** July 23, 2013, 04:35:31 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 23, 2013, 03:45:02 PM

We need a "Things that make you go hmmmm thread" thread.

That is every thread on goEMAW.com. You should check it out!

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2808 on:** July 23, 2013, 05:53:42 PM »

Can't get her oil changed because of dui interlock

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2809 on:** July 24, 2013, 09:12:02 AM »

Quote from: seven on July 23, 2013, 05:53:42 PM

Can't get her oil changed because of dui interlock

Please exlpain. TIA.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #2810 on:** July 24, 2013, 09:25:37 AM »

Quote from: Spracne on July 23, 2013, 03:30:20 PM

If she claims to be pregnant, it may behoove you to take a page out of J.J. Redick's abortion contract playbook: http://deadspin.com/j-j-redick-and-his-ex-girlfriend-had-an-abortion-contr-883029608?utm_campaign=so%20cialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_%20twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

This is very Fifty Shades of Grey-esque.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2811 on:** July 24, 2013, 10:08:22 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 24, 2013, 09:12:02 AM

Quote from: seven on July 23, 2013, 05:53:42 PM
Can't get her oil changed because of dui interlock

Please exlpain. TIA.

She says it in the video. I assume because she's too embarrassed.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2812 on:** July 24, 2013, 10:09:57 AM »

Quote from: seven on July 24, 2013, 10:08:22 AM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 24, 2013, 09:12:02 AM
Quote from: seven on July 23, 2013, 05:53:42 PM
Can't get her oil changed because of dui interlock

Please exlpain. TIA.

She says it in the video. I assume because she's too embarrassed.

Ya I heard it, had no idea what it meant. Why can't you get your oil changed because of interlock?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2813 on:** July 24, 2013, 10:19:02 AM »

It's nothing mechanical, she just doesn't want people to know about it. And they'd probably have to blow to pull the car on the lift.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2814 on:** July 24, 2013, 10:43:37 AM »

Oh that's fantastic. Thanks 7.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #2815 on:** July 25, 2013, 04:26:58 PM »

Quote from: j-dub on July 17, 2013, 10:25:16 AM

Quote from: j-dub on December 04, 2012, 10:10:54 PM
Quote from: Jakesie60 on December 04, 2012, 05:44:14 PM
My hope is that j-dub quits his job, packs up his car full of his belongings, and right before he embarks on a journey to the town in which this girl lives, confidentally pulls out his laptop and posts in this thread, "I gotta see about a girl" and we never hear from him again.

it may happen

guys, i gotta go see about a girl.

:turnsupradioandputsitindrive: "rocky mountain high colorado..."

it happened

but

that he's going to be with his girl.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #2816 on:** July 25, 2013, 04:29:46 PM »

Good for him. Ms. Wackysquawk just left for New Orleans today. SHe's gonna bang a bunch of dudes down there, right? Does that mean I can do what I want these next four days?

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #2817 on:** July 25, 2013, 04:42:04 PM »

Moving this weekend

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #2818 on:** July 25, 2013, 04:50:53 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 25, 2013, 04:42:04 PM

Moving this weekend

T's & P's, bro.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #2819 on:** July 25, 2013, 04:55:04 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on July 25, 2013, 04:29:46 PM

Good for him. Ms. Wackysquawk just left for New Orleans today. SHe's gonna bang a bunch of dudes down there, right? Does that mean I can do what I want these next four days?

It sounds like you are in a great relationship built upon a solid foundation of trust. Congratulations.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2820 on:** July 25, 2013, 05:35:13 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on July 25, 2013, 04:29:46 PM

Good for him. Ms. Wackysquawk just left for New Orleans today. SHe's gonna bang a bunch of dudes down there, right? Does that mean I can do what I want these next four days?

I always tell mine: you have fun down there; don't come home with any bacterial/viral/fetus kinda of friends.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #2821 on:** July 25, 2013, 05:40:20 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 25, 2013, 05:35:13 PM

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on July 25, 2013, 04:29:46 PM
Good for him. Ms. Wackysquawk just left for New Orleans today. SHe's gonna bang a bunch of dudes down there, right? Does that mean I can do what I want these next four days?

I always tell mine: you have fun down there; don't come home with any bacterial/viral/fetus kinda of friends.

That's nice of you, Emo.

EuroCat · « **Reply #2822 on:** July 25, 2013, 11:31:37 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on July 25, 2013, 04:29:46 PM

Good for him. Ms. Wackysquawk just left for New Orleans today. SHe's gonna bang a bunch of dudes down there, right? Does that mean I can do what I want these next four days?

We can only hope this means it's time for you to kill off this sock.

slobber · « **Reply #2823 on:** July 26, 2013, 05:55:47 AM »

Quote from: EuroCat on July 25, 2013, 11:31:37 PM

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on July 25, 2013, 04:29:46 PM
Good for him. Ms. Wackysquawk just left for New Orleans today. SHe's gonna bang a bunch of dudes down there, right? Does that mean I can do what I want these next four days?
We can only hope this means it's time for you to kill off this sock.

A funeral and everything, including the current St. Isidore's Priest burying the detailed playbook that Wackysquawk had for this sock.

Tobias · « **Reply #2824 on:** July 26, 2013, 07:05:26 AM »

Quote from: dobber on July 26, 2013, 05:55:47 AM

A funeral and everything, including the current St. Isidore's Priest burying the detailed playbook that Wackysquawk had for this sock.

top secret playbook pic taken by bartender at the falloon