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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2775 on: July 22, 2013, 08:29:16 PM »
Basically, if you can afford a KC apartment right out of college, you're a trust fund baby.
Wow! Great breakdown, friend.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2776 on: July 22, 2013, 08:58:14 PM »
Living at home, girl I'm kind of talking to also lives at home.  It's like rough ridin' high school all over again.

Going through this exact same thing right now. It's awful. Moving out in a week thankfully.

You guys are adults now, so act llike it and bang chicks in your room under the Michael Jordan posters taped up on your wall. Do you think your parents hold off on banging because you're there?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2777 on: July 22, 2013, 09:05:18 PM »
What blows my mind in all this is that fanning claims that he lived with his parents for a few years after college and he still managed to rack up more than 80k of debt.   What further blows my mind in all this madness is that he is taking out his anger on me for all the poor decisions he has made in the past.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2778 on: July 22, 2013, 09:08:39 PM »
What blows my mind in all this is that fanning claims that he lived with his parents for a few years after college and he still managed to rack up more than 80k of debt.   What further blows my mind in all this madness is that he is taking out his anger on me for all the poor decisions he has made in the past.
Oh man, he mad. Make a separate thread, dork. This is the Master Dating Thread.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2779 on: July 22, 2013, 09:12:08 PM »
fanning, shut up

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2780 on: July 22, 2013, 09:12:42 PM »
thats in a loving way

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2781 on: July 22, 2013, 09:20:02 PM »
Do your parents really care if a girl stays over?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2782 on: July 23, 2013, 09:54:57 AM »
my favorite aspect of fanning is that if we forget that he's a late 20's (?) person, everything he says is also something that a 16 year old boy would say.   :lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2783 on: July 23, 2013, 09:56:34 AM »
my favorite aspect of fanning is that if we forget that he's a late 20's (?) person, everything he says is also something that a 16 year old boy would say.   :lol:

He's not in highschool?  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2784 on: July 23, 2013, 10:06:06 AM »
my favorite aspect of fanning is that if we forget that he's a late 20's (?) person, everything he says is also something that a 16 year old boy would say.   :lol:

He's not in highschool?  :horrorsurprise:

that's clams.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2785 on: July 23, 2013, 10:24:14 AM »
my favorite aspect of fanning is that if we forget that he's a late 20's (?) person, everything he says is also something that a 16 year old boy would say.   :lol:

He's not in highschool?  :horrorsurprise:

that's clams.

yeah. true story alert***---

clams came up to a fball game last year and asked if he could stay at my place since it's close to the stadium and he was coming up with his older brother and wouldn't have a car for most of his time there. i said sure that's fine. then he shows up at my house at around 10pm or so with his highschool girlfriend (senior, but still) and expects that i'm just going to let them sleep in the same room. uh, no. couch for clams and gf slept in the guest room just down the hall from my wife and i's room. i mean give me a break, i'm having no part in that. nice try though clams.  :lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2786 on: July 23, 2013, 10:42:54 AM »
my favorite aspect of fanning is that if we forget that he's a late 20's (?) person, everything he says is also something that a 16 year old boy would say.   :lol:

He's not in highschool?  :horrorsurprise:

that's clams.

yeah. true story alert***---

clams came up to a fball game last year and asked if he could stay at my place since it's close to the stadium and he was coming up with his older brother and wouldn't have a car for most of his time there. i said sure that's fine. then he shows up at my house at around 10pm or so with his highschool girlfriend (senior, but still) and expects that i'm just going to let them sleep in the same room. uh, no. couch for clams and gf slept in the guest room just down the hall from my wife and i's room. i mean give me a break, i'm having no part in that. nice try though clams.  :lol:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2787 on: July 23, 2013, 10:44:38 AM »
sorry to break it to you, rick, but a few pages back clams was bragging about sneaking into the guest room that night.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2788 on: July 23, 2013, 11:13:33 AM »
my favorite aspect of fanning is that if we forget that he's a late 20's (?) person, everything he says is also something that a 16 year old boy would say.   :lol:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2789 on: July 23, 2013, 12:18:06 PM »
What I'm trying to say is, most girls in KC (where are you now?), mommy and daddy paid for their school and helped them get a place to get started. Most guys have college loan debt and have to stay at home for a bit to get ahead. Take advantage of their situation and your no rent.
I'm in KC, but I will be traveling a crap ton so it's kinda Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) to get an apartment at the moment. I do have a buddys to crash at (and have used the crap out of it), but they aren't always the one's I'm out with. Kind of seems like a dick move just showing up with a girl to bang on their couch. When I think of all the girls I know in KC with their own apts on the plaza there is no freaking way they are paying for all of it. These are also girls I'm not remotely attracted to.

I just need to think back to high school and how I was able to get my 16 yr old ass laid.

Just remind them how you arent attracted and take the other girls there to bang  :fatty: Surprised WackyCat didnt think of this already


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2790 on: July 23, 2013, 12:46:16 PM »
:nono:

Ms. WackySquawk is going to ruin this entire thread, isn't she?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2791 on: July 23, 2013, 12:55:15 PM »
:nono:

Ms. WackySquawk is going to ruin this entire thread, isn't she?
I'm trying to revoke her membership, but I'm pretty sure Trim wants to make her a mod.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2792 on: July 23, 2013, 01:10:33 PM »
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Ms. WackySquawk is going to ruin this entire thread, isn't she?
I'm trying to revoke her membership, but I'm pretty sure Trim wants to make her a mod.

I would think that interest would be the only reason she stops, and lets be honest, getting to that level may run off 90% of the other posters too. 


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2793 on: July 23, 2013, 01:38:46 PM »
   :sdeek:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2794 on: July 23, 2013, 01:47:03 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2795 on: July 23, 2013, 01:48:21 PM »
Just a warning guys, after dating comes marriage and some of you will end up with this. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2796 on: July 23, 2013, 02:07:33 PM »
They both seem like horrible ppl

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2797 on: July 23, 2013, 02:08:05 PM »
Well they have a way of finding each other.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2798 on: July 23, 2013, 03:16:47 PM »
   :sdeek:

A day on the lake does sound pretty fun really.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2799 on: July 23, 2013, 03:18:26 PM »
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A day on the lake does sound pretty fun really.
I'd throw her in the lake with one of those prisoner balls chained to her leg like they do in the cartoons.  :D