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« Reply #875 on: December 21, 2015, 04:17:19 PM »
It kind of sounds like ChiCat works in a field where everyone loves to pat themselves on the back. The people I have interviewed I always told them NOT to dress up just to see if they follow directions or not. That said I still do all the things I am degrading (cover letters, wear a suit depending on the company). BUT I DON'T ENJOY IT!

I hope you're not in a position where you interview any longer, shitbag.

Don't worry, you have to have more than a peanut brain to get hired.

yup, that's exactly what i was getting after. you rough ridin' nailed it!

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« Reply #876 on: December 21, 2015, 04:21:33 PM »
hmm, you know what, young buck? that cover letter that you copied and pasted off the internet has proven to me that you can communicate.  like a mofo.  hired!


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« Reply #877 on: December 21, 2015, 04:32:09 PM »
As I said, these were entry level positions. Most the jobs I've hired for don't require a genius.  I would argue that a lot of entry level jobs pretty much require an effort, ability to communicate, and a good attitude.  You guys can search for the hidden genius that can't bother with a rough ridin' cover letter if you want but the obvious has served me well.

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« Reply #878 on: December 21, 2015, 05:37:16 PM »
hired!


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« Reply #879 on: December 22, 2015, 06:37:17 AM »
What is the longest job interview you have been in? I have one Friday that is 5 hours. I hope they at least buy me lunch, or maybe it's some sort of endurance test.

I got the job :Woohoo:

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« Reply #880 on: December 22, 2015, 06:39:02 AM »

What is the longest job interview you have been in? I have one Friday that is 5 hours. I hope they at least buy me lunch, or maybe it's some sort of endurance test.

I got the job :Woohoo:
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« Reply #881 on: December 22, 2015, 07:01:06 AM »
Woohoo nice!

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« Reply #882 on: December 22, 2015, 08:58:11 AM »
thanks! I'm very excited about this step up in job title (and the :kstategrad: step up)

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« Reply #883 on: December 22, 2015, 09:13:45 AM »
thanks! I'm very excited about this step up in job title (and the :kstategrad: step up)
% increase?

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« Reply #884 on: December 22, 2015, 09:17:34 AM »
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« Reply #885 on: December 22, 2015, 09:18:39 AM »
holy crap Abe nice work

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« Reply #886 on: December 22, 2015, 09:18:58 AM »
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« Reply #887 on: December 22, 2015, 09:19:46 AM »
Wow! :thumbs:

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« Reply #888 on: December 22, 2015, 10:00:13 AM »
That is pretty sweet. Nice job Abe!



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« Reply #889 on: December 22, 2015, 07:56:27 PM »
Wow. Sweet jump in pay!   :party: :emawkid:

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« Reply #890 on: December 22, 2015, 10:03:55 PM »
40% raise, yikes


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« Reply #891 on: December 23, 2015, 12:09:10 AM »
Thanks guys, just trying to keep up with the Joneses. Don't want people thinking I graduated from some pig aggie school or something

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« Reply #892 on: December 23, 2015, 02:05:18 AM »
Cover letters matter to some people, which is why you should do it if it's a job you really want. I wrote one for the last two or three jobs I've gotten.

I think it is an extra hurdle to weed people out.  It separates those who do blind resume dumps from those who actually sat back for a second and really considered the reasons they want the particular job.

Yep. When I'm looking at applicants and someone doesn't write a cover letter while everyone else does, I assume the person who doesn't write the cover letter doesn't really want the job. It really doesn't require that much effort to write one if you've done it before.
Agree.  I tried applying for a handful of internal positions within recent weeks (resume/profile only) - nothing.  Then I sent a cover letter-like email for each job (but less paragraphy and boilerplatey) - something like 70% response rate within 2 days.  That's all the evidence I need that they are worthwhile.  I think software is one industry where the value is questionable given that sites like github and stackoverflow provide more meaningful predictors of competency than even resumes in many cases, but I think cover letters are a really, really good indcator of how much applicants care, which has to correlate to the odds of the applicant accepting the job (i.e., not wasting the hiring team's time) if offered.

Also...I generally don't review cover letters of interviewees (interviews/resumes only), but I am genuinely shocked at how awful some of the follow-up ("thanks for ur time!", I never learned subject-verb agreement, etc.) emails are.  I can only imagine how bad their cover letters must have been - would have been automatically no-piled if I'd been the one screening them.  Side note: I generally assume that I overestimated someone's IQ by at least 10 points and that they are really desperate if they send a trite thank-you e-mail to my engineering team (through HR) after the interview.  For eff's sake.

Recent revelation for me: "objective" statements are usually absurd and have no place in most resumes (unless your intentions are truly unclear).  Ditching those 3-4 lines of nothingness allowed me to condense the old 'sume to one page and make pretty much every character breathtakingly impressive.  I didn't realize that objectives have become passe.  How embarrassing!
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« Reply #893 on: December 23, 2015, 04:20:00 AM »
Yes, it should be obvious that your objective should be landing the job you're applying to.

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« Reply #894 on: January 07, 2016, 02:53:30 PM »
They're bringing in a photographer to take my head shots next week, for some of our marketing stuff that we're rolling out for 2016.  :blush: I might be on a few billboards in Kentucky, you guys! :ohno: :Wha:

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« Reply #895 on: January 07, 2016, 03:08:18 PM »
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« Reply #896 on: January 07, 2016, 03:33:23 PM »
are you sure wacky?  think...

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« Reply #897 on: January 07, 2016, 07:18:21 PM »
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« Reply #898 on: January 14, 2016, 09:20:19 AM »
Hey guyz, ben ji checking in here with his new job  :gocho:.  Got the full benefits package today and found something I thought was pretty cool in regards to time off for holidays.

My company recognizes 12 holidays. We get 6 days off for the major ones (Christmas, new years, 4th of july etc) and 6 floating "personal holidays". The 6 "personal holidays" take the place of the random gov holidays like MLK, Presidents, columbus etc. We have to work on those days but can take our 6 personal holidays whenever we please, so its basically like an extra 6 days of vacation.

They also offer a HDHP and HSA so I'm going to head over to the investing thread and get some advice about the best way to use my HSA.

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« Reply #899 on: January 14, 2016, 09:21:24 AM »
What rough ridin' Justin Bieber song is this?!  :curse: