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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #75 on: June 15, 2011, 10:56:58 PM »
you guys should totally hit up rock road, bro!  ROCK effING ROAD, BRO!

My townie nieces sound exactly like this. OMG did you know we got a PF Chang RIGHT NEXT TO ABUELO'S ON THE WATER OMG BRICKS AND FOUNTAINS!
Yep.  Every time we visit the sis-in-law, have to go to either one of those places. :( They suck.

My brother-in-law also insists on Texas Roadhouse (which really isn't that bad) and some tiny place called the Fish Market or something. My older, godfather-esque brother-in-law likes to rent out his own section at the Olive Tree for brunch once a week (this was actually pretty good; plus he looks exactly like Andy Garcia and actually wore a tracksuit to the restaurant, which was outstanding).

My wife and her youngest sister used to work at the Hilton and always drag us to the Sunday seafood buffet (crab legs! crepes!). The oldest sister is the one that owns the restaurant, so she hardly ever eats out and insists that we eat at her place (which is phenomenal; she makes homemade baklava that just melts in your mouth).

"Hey guys. Felix Rex here. I think ill start a thread asking for things to do in wichita so that I can eventually post about how I know more about wichita and places to eat there and stuff to do and not do there than everybody on this board combined."

I mean, dear lord. What an bad person.

his wife was lebanese! :fatty:

at first i thought you typed lesbianese!  would have been great!  :fatty:

ha ha, it does kind of look like lesbianese! :lol:

he's going to say that never gets old.  And you know, it, it just doesn't.

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #76 on: June 15, 2011, 11:02:53 PM »
We had a goEMAW meeting of the minds at Larkspur once, highly recommended.
good to know. I'll be attending an event there this weekend and it is critical that it be great.

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #77 on: June 15, 2011, 11:21:45 PM »
he's going to say that never gets old.  And you know, it, it just doesn't.

Good god. It's like you see an animated version of my future in your mind. But srsly I almost recycled the comment about my redneck uncles.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #78 on: June 15, 2011, 11:28:35 PM »
you can fly ICT -LAV and back for around $150 (Best thing to do in Wichita) ICT and LAV are also good-above average people watching airports.



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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #79 on: June 16, 2011, 12:02:19 AM »
he's going to say that never gets old.  And you know, it, it just doesn't.

Good god. It's like you see an animated version of my future in your mind. But srsly I almost recycled the comment about my redneck uncles.

have you ever brought up this common misconception with her?  Hopefully not! Like, after years of marriage, just shout "HAHA OMG UR LESBIAN! Just kidding, lol."  Or bring it up when you see her merry lesbian family, and then laugh about it right into their sinning lesbian whore faces!  Then apologize and take them to the donut hole and talk about how you actually like lesbians and lesbianese things, like Black Swan and flannel.
Or you could just get some donuts at the donut hole.  They're pretty neat.  :thumbs:

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #80 on: June 16, 2011, 12:06:36 AM »
he's going to say that never gets old.  And you know, it, it just doesn't.

Good god. It's like you see an animated version of my future in your mind. But srsly I almost recycled the comment about my redneck uncles.

have you ever brought up this common misconception with her?  Hopefully not! Like, after years of marriage, just shout "HAHA OMG UR LESBIAN! Just kidding, lol."  Or bring it up when you see her merry lesbian family, and then laugh about it right into their sinning lesbian whore faces!  Then apologize and take them to the donut hole and talk about how you actually like lesbians and lesbianese things, like Black Swan and flannel.
Or you could just get some donuts at the donut hole.  They're pretty neat.  :thumbs:

the donut whole actually is pretty close to as good as a cheap flight to vegas

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #81 on: June 16, 2011, 12:51:57 AM »
Whatever the eff that hotdog place is called now is also worth a stop.  :lick:

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #82 on: June 16, 2011, 08:24:44 AM »
My uncles both led with lesbian jokes the first time they met her ("you do know that he just LOOKS like a girl, right?")
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #83 on: June 16, 2011, 08:40:06 AM »
Catzacker's wife!  BOOM!

OT:  Pak'd with Catzacker last weekend. 

You and I have now completed some sort of interconnected Paking circle.

I've pak'd with all 3 of you.  boomroast


The thing is, so has Pete. He just doesn't know it.  :lol:


 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I do too, you jackasses.  I know JW.   :shakesfist:

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #84 on: June 16, 2011, 08:47:40 AM »
Whatever the eff that hotdog place is called now is also worth a stop.  :lick:
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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #85 on: June 16, 2011, 08:56:08 AM »
dog n shake
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #86 on: June 16, 2011, 09:28:51 AM »
I do too, you jackasses.  I know JW.   :shakesfist:

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #87 on: June 16, 2011, 10:21:11 AM »
dog n shake

oh man. dog and shake. such a terrible name. always wanted to try it.

Also, I like how "lesbianese" segued nicely into talk of hot dogs and donut holes.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #88 on: June 17, 2011, 11:13:40 AM »
You could make the drive to Hutch and scope out the Cosmosphere.

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #89 on: June 17, 2011, 11:30:36 AM »
Felix what restaurant does your sister-in-law own? 

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #90 on: June 17, 2011, 11:43:17 AM »
Wichita has a Red Robin.

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #91 on: June 17, 2011, 11:47:10 AM »
Have you SEEN the Andover YMCA swimming pool? :gocho:

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #92 on: June 17, 2011, 12:43:57 PM »
Have you SEEN the Andover YMCA swimming pool? :gocho:

There last weekend...   waiting to try a weekday to see if the cattle clear out.   Place used to be pretty great for throwing on the shades and sitting back for some good ol' fashioned people watch'n - but the last couple of trips with the wife & kids has sucked pretty hard from a scenery stand-point.
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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #93 on: June 17, 2011, 02:55:28 PM »
Have you SEEN the Andover YMCA swimming pool? :gocho:

Yeah its real elite, there are only like 5 more like it in the Wichita area :rolleyes:

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #94 on: June 17, 2011, 03:15:23 PM »
You could make the drive to Hutch and scope out the Cosmosphere.
  OOOHhhh, and the underground salt museum!

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #95 on: June 17, 2011, 09:00:33 PM »
Have you SEEN the Andover YMCA swimming pool? :gocho:

Yeah its real elite, there are only like 5 more like it in the Wichita area :rolleyes:

I've been to two of the others and they're all nasty and run down.  :dunno:
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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #96 on: June 17, 2011, 09:53:47 PM »
The one at 135th and 21st is all brand new and shiny.  :cool:

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #98 on: August 16, 2011, 02:53:16 PM »
The anchor sucks now. 

Johnny.... YOU SUCK  :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw:

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Re: Things in Wichita that don't suck
« Reply #99 on: August 16, 2011, 05:40:16 PM »
You could always grab a quick bite to eat at Willie C's before heading out to see the Wings play.  The the next day you could take the whole fam over to Fantasea.