he's going to say that never gets old. And you know, it, it just doesn't.
Good god. It's like you see an animated version of my future in your mind. But srsly I almost recycled the comment about my redneck uncles.
have you ever brought up this common misconception with her? Hopefully not! Like, after years of marriage, just shout "HAHA OMG UR LESBIAN! Just kidding, lol." Or bring it up when you see her merry lesbian family, and then laugh about it right into their sinning lesbian whore faces! Then apologize and take them to the donut hole and talk about how you actually like lesbians and lesbianese things, like Black Swan and flannel.
Or you could just get some donuts at the donut hole. They're pretty neat.