Things in Wichita that don't suck

[OK_Cat]

Had some good sushi in an area near old town(i think), I think it was in a place called the square, or something.  It was in a strip mall square with fountain and crap near.  Near a movie theater or something.

Anyway, it was good. 

This automatically makes me hate it.

The sushi is at Hana and it's not in a goddamn strip mall.  It's a square with shops and pretty good bars and restaurants in Old Town.  In the same square is a wine and tappas bar that I like a lot called Oeno.  Cafe Moderne is also in the same square and I love it.  OK_Cat talks crap on Wichita because he hasn't been told where the good smelling elites go.  When he gasses up the camino and comes to town he hangs out at Fat Tony's and Wichita Wild games with the rest of his mullet wearing, casino loving, MMA watching, toothless Okie hillbilly buddies.

Also Fish Market isn't my thing but everyone who has eaten there loves it.

The zoo is elite, the 100+ degree temps this weekend is very much non-elite

really taking a strange turn of events in this thread, with the black guy defending wichita like it's a thriving metropolis.

i mean, come on, guy.  don't get all worked up and choke on your spangles, or whatever you eat in wichita.  meanwhile, i'll be chilling in bricktown with Sitch.

[AppleJack]

Wichita? I spent a week there one night 
 

When was the last time you even left johnson county?  I bet on or before 2005.  

2003, went to the Lake of the Ozarks for a few hours, came back that night.

[yoga-like_abana]

Close relative of mine worked at cafe moderne for quite a while. Not anymore. Good place though.

great story rick tell us more

[Dr Rick Daris]

Close relative of mine worked at cafe moderne for quite a while. Not anymore. Good place though.

great story rick tell us more

Different relative used to work at the place Saul brought up (larkspur). Also good. Can't wait til someone brings up tanyas soup kitchen though. Oh the stories I will tell...

[Gooch]

The anchor sucks now. 

Unfortunately true.

[Saulbadguy]

Spangles is disgusting.

[steve dave]

you guys should totally hit up rock road, bro!  ROCK effING ROAD, BRO!

My townie nieces sound exactly like this. OMG did you know we got a PF Chang RIGHT NEXT TO ABUELO'S ON THE WATER OMG BRICKS AND FOUNTAINS!

Yep.  Every time we visit the sis-in-law, have to go to either one of those places. :( They suck.

My brother-in-law also insists on Texas Roadhouse (which really isn't that bad) and some tiny place called the Fish Market or something. My older, godfather-esque brother-in-law likes to rent out his own section at the Olive Tree for brunch once a week (this was actually pretty good; plus he looks exactly like Andy Garcia and actually wore a tracksuit to the restaurant, which was outstanding).

My wife and her youngest sister used to work at the Hilton and always drag us to the Sunday seafood buffet (crab legs! crepes!). The oldest sister is the one that owns the restaurant, so she hardly ever eats out and insists that we eat at her place (which is phenomenal; she makes homemade baklava that just melts in your mouth).

"Hey guys. Felix Rex here. I think ill start a thread asking for things to do in wichita so that I can eventually post about how I know more about wichita and places to eat there and stuff to do and not do there than everybody on this board combined."

I mean, dear lord. What an bad person.

yeah, kind of didn't understand what the eff was going on with all that

[wetwillie]

Heard Tanya's Soup Kitchen made a come back this winter, make a mean fruity tea is what my contact says anyway.

[tdaver]

Mike's Wine Dive

Zaytun

[pissclams]

anyone here like to party their asses off?  anyone here like rivers? 


i got two words for you that's going to make your partyboner crack your forehead wide open.... RIVER rough ridin' FEST.

[Trim]

i mean, come on, guy.  don't get all worked up and choke on your spangles, or whatever you eat in wichita.  meanwhile, i'll be chilling in bricktown with Sitch.

eff bricktown and their nazi cops.

Also, FR, if you know how to upload old goEMAW podcasts to the server, come do that.

[felix rex]

you guys should totally hit up rock road, bro!  ROCK effING ROAD, BRO!

My townie nieces sound exactly like this. OMG did you know we got a PF Chang RIGHT NEXT TO ABUELO'S ON THE WATER OMG BRICKS AND FOUNTAINS!

Yep.  Every time we visit the sis-in-law, have to go to either one of those places. :( They suck.

My brother-in-law also insists on Texas Roadhouse (which really isn't that bad) and some tiny place called the Fish Market or something. My older, godfather-esque brother-in-law likes to rent out his own section at the Olive Tree for brunch once a week (this was actually pretty good; plus he looks exactly like Andy Garcia and actually wore a tracksuit to the restaurant, which was outstanding).

My wife and her youngest sister used to work at the Hilton and always drag us to the Sunday seafood buffet (crab legs! crepes!). The oldest sister is the one that owns the restaurant, so she hardly ever eats out and insists that we eat at her place (which is phenomenal; she makes homemade baklava that just melts in your mouth).

"Hey guys. Felix Rex here. I think ill start a thread asking for things to do in wichita so that I can eventually post about how I know more about wichita and places to eat there and stuff to do and not do there than everybody on this board combined."

I mean, dear lord. What an bad person.

"Hey guys. Rick Daris here. I know a ton of great things to see and do in Wichita. And by "a ton" I mean less than you could learn in a weekend staying with foreign in-laws who don't like to leave the house."

I mean, do you at least know a good shoe store to buy specialized shoes for your duck feet?

P.S. How was Bethesda?  

[Pete]

Catzacker's wife!  BOOM!

[Saulbadguy]

Oh man, this thread has really taken a turn for the worst.

[chum1]

Do they still have Carlos O'Kelly's? 

[Johnny Wichita]

Catzacker's wife!  BOOM!

OT:  Pak'd with Catzacker last weekend. 

[Pete]

Catzacker's wife!  BOOM!

OT:  Pak'd with Catzacker last weekend. 

You and I have now completed some sort of interconnected Paking circle.

[steve dave]

Catzacker's wife!  BOOM!

OT:  Pak'd with Catzacker last weekend. 

You and I have now completed some sort of interconnected Paking circle.

I've pak'd with all 3 of you.  boomroast

[ew2x4]

Spangles is disgusting.

Their fries are amazing.

[jtksu]

Their breakfast bagel stuff is pretty tight.  Also like their mushroom swiss sourdoughs.   

[michigancat]

you guys should totally hit up rock road, bro!  ROCK effING ROAD, BRO!

My townie nieces sound exactly like this. OMG did you know we got a PF Chang RIGHT NEXT TO ABUELO'S ON THE WATER OMG BRICKS AND FOUNTAINS!

Yep.  Every time we visit the sis-in-law, have to go to either one of those places. :( They suck.

My brother-in-law also insists on Texas Roadhouse (which really isn't that bad) and some tiny place called the Fish Market or something. My older, godfather-esque brother-in-law likes to rent out his own section at the Olive Tree for brunch once a week (this was actually pretty good; plus he looks exactly like Andy Garcia and actually wore a tracksuit to the restaurant, which was outstanding).

My wife and her youngest sister used to work at the Hilton and always drag us to the Sunday seafood buffet (crab legs! crepes!). The oldest sister is the one that owns the restaurant, so she hardly ever eats out and insists that we eat at her place (which is phenomenal; she makes homemade baklava that just melts in your mouth).

"Hey guys. Felix Rex here. I think ill start a thread asking for things to do in wichita so that I can eventually post about how I know more about wichita and places to eat there and stuff to do and not do there than everybody on this board combined."

I mean, dear lord. What an bad person.

his wife was lebanese!

[pissclams]

you guys should totally hit up rock road, bro!  ROCK effING ROAD, BRO!

My townie nieces sound exactly like this. OMG did you know we got a PF Chang RIGHT NEXT TO ABUELO'S ON THE WATER OMG BRICKS AND FOUNTAINS!

Yep.  Every time we visit the sis-in-law, have to go to either one of those places. :( They suck.

My brother-in-law also insists on Texas Roadhouse (which really isn't that bad) and some tiny place called the Fish Market or something. My older, godfather-esque brother-in-law likes to rent out his own section at the Olive Tree for brunch once a week (this was actually pretty good; plus he looks exactly like Andy Garcia and actually wore a tracksuit to the restaurant, which was outstanding).

My wife and her youngest sister used to work at the Hilton and always drag us to the Sunday seafood buffet (crab legs! crepes!). The oldest sister is the one that owns the restaurant, so she hardly ever eats out and insists that we eat at her place (which is phenomenal; she makes homemade baklava that just melts in your mouth).

"Hey guys. Felix Rex here. I think ill start a thread asking for things to do in wichita so that I can eventually post about how I know more about wichita and places to eat there and stuff to do and not do there than everybody on this board combined."

I mean, dear lord. What an bad person.

his wife was lebanese!

at first i thought you typed lesbianese!  would have been great! 

[michigancat]

you guys should totally hit up rock road, bro!  ROCK effING ROAD, BRO!

My townie nieces sound exactly like this. OMG did you know we got a PF Chang RIGHT NEXT TO ABUELO'S ON THE WATER OMG BRICKS AND FOUNTAINS!

Yep.  Every time we visit the sis-in-law, have to go to either one of those places. :( They suck.

My brother-in-law also insists on Texas Roadhouse (which really isn't that bad) and some tiny place called the Fish Market or something. My older, godfather-esque brother-in-law likes to rent out his own section at the Olive Tree for brunch once a week (this was actually pretty good; plus he looks exactly like Andy Garcia and actually wore a tracksuit to the restaurant, which was outstanding).

My wife and her youngest sister used to work at the Hilton and always drag us to the Sunday seafood buffet (crab legs! crepes!). The oldest sister is the one that owns the restaurant, so she hardly ever eats out and insists that we eat at her place (which is phenomenal; she makes homemade baklava that just melts in your mouth).

"Hey guys. Felix Rex here. I think ill start a thread asking for things to do in wichita so that I can eventually post about how I know more about wichita and places to eat there and stuff to do and not do there than everybody on this board combined."

I mean, dear lord. What an bad person.

his wife was lebanese!

at first i thought you typed lesbianese!  would have been great! 

ha ha, it does kind of look like lesbianese!

[Dr Rick Daris]

Catzacker's wife!  BOOM!

OT:  Pak'd with Catzacker last weekend. 

You and I have now completed some sort of interconnected Paking circle.

I've pak'd with all 3 of you.  boomroast

The thing is, so has Pete. He just doesn't know it. 

[Johnny Wichita]

Catzacker's wife!  BOOM!

OT:  Pak'd with Catzacker last weekend. 

You and I have now completed some sort of interconnected Paking circle.

I've pak'd with all 3 of you.  boomroast

The thing is, so has Pete. He just doesn't know it.