Things in Wichita that don't suck

[ew2x4]

you guys should totally hit up rock road, bro!  ROCK rough ridin' ROAD, BRO!

I love Jimmy's Diner.

[felix rex]

you guys should totally hit up rock road, bro!  ROCK rough ridin' ROAD, BRO!

My townie nieces sound exactly like this. OMG did you know we got a PF Chang RIGHT NEXT TO ABUELO'S ON THE WATER OMG BRICKS AND FOUNTAINS!

[Saulbadguy]

you guys should totally hit up rock road, bro!  ROCK rough ridin' ROAD, BRO!

I love Jimmy's Diner.

King's X Waffle ftw

[Saulbadguy]

you guys should totally hit up rock road, bro!  ROCK rough ridin' ROAD, BRO!

My townie nieces sound exactly like this. OMG did you know we got a PF Chang RIGHT NEXT TO ABUELO'S ON THE WATER OMG BRICKS AND FOUNTAINS!

Yep.  Every time we visit the sis-in-law, have to go to either one of those places. :( They suck.

[AppleJack]

Wichita? I spent a week there one night 









 

[pissclams]

ROCK rough ridin' ROAD, BROS!  

[felix rex]

you guys should totally hit up rock road, bro!  ROCK rough ridin' ROAD, BRO!

My townie nieces sound exactly like this. OMG did you know we got a PF Chang RIGHT NEXT TO ABUELO'S ON THE WATER OMG BRICKS AND FOUNTAINS!

Yep.  Every time we visit the sis-in-law, have to go to either one of those places. :( They suck.

My brother-in-law also insists on Texas Roadhouse (which really isn't that bad) and some tiny place called the Fish Market or something. My older, godfather-esque brother-in-law likes to rent out his own section at the Olive Tree for brunch once a week (this was actually pretty good; plus he looks exactly like Andy Garcia and actually wore a tracksuit to the restaurant, which was outstanding).

My wife and her youngest sister used to work at the Hilton and always drag us to the Sunday seafood buffet (crab legs! crepes!). The oldest sister is the one that owns the restaurant, so she hardly ever eats out and insists that we eat at her place (which is phenomenal; she makes homemade baklava that just melts in your mouth).

[Tobias]

mods please denote felix rex "goEMAW cultural ambassador" status

[pissclams]

harrison ford  @ pleasures!

[felix rex]

I was watching James Bond in the movie theater where you can eat when I got the news that Snyder was re-hired. Bad experience all around. #wherewereyou

[CNS]

Had some good sushi in an area near old town(i think), I think it was in a place called the square, or something.  It was in a strip mall square with fountain and crap near.  Near a movie theater or something.

Anyway, it was good. 

[felix rex]

Had some good sushi in an area near old town(i think), I think it was in a place called the square, or something.  It was in a strip mall square with fountain and crap near.  Near a movie theater or something.

Anyway, it was good. 

This automatically makes me hate it.

[MakeItRain]

Had some good sushi in an area near old town(i think), I think it was in a place called the square, or something.  It was in a strip mall square with fountain and crap near.  Near a movie theater or something.

Anyway, it was good. 

This automatically makes me hate it.

The sushi is at Hana and it's not in a goddamn strip mall.  It's a square with shops and pretty good bars and restaurants in Old Town.  In the same square is a wine and tappas bar that I like a lot called Oeno.  Cafe Moderne is also in the same square and I love it.  OK_Cat talks crap on Wichita because he hasn't been told where the good smelling elites go.  When he gasses up the camino and comes to town he hangs out at Fat Tony's and Wichita Wild games with the rest of his mullet wearing, casino loving, MMA watching, toothless Okie hillbilly buddies.

Also Fish Market isn't my thing but everyone who has eaten there loves it.

The zoo is elite, the 100+ degree temps this weekend is very much non-elite

[ew2x4]

you guys should totally hit up rock road, bro!  ROCK rough ridin' ROAD, BRO!

I love Jimmy's Diner.

King's X Waffle ftw

Yes. Also love Jimmy's Marvie Malt.

[Dr Rick Daris]

you guys should totally hit up rock road, bro!  ROCK effING ROAD, BRO!

My townie nieces sound exactly like this. OMG did you know we got a PF Chang RIGHT NEXT TO ABUELO'S ON THE WATER OMG BRICKS AND FOUNTAINS!

Yep.  Every time we visit the sis-in-law, have to go to either one of those places. :( They suck.

My brother-in-law also insists on Texas Roadhouse (which really isn't that bad) and some tiny place called the Fish Market or something. My older, godfather-esque brother-in-law likes to rent out his own section at the Olive Tree for brunch once a week (this was actually pretty good; plus he looks exactly like Andy Garcia and actually wore a tracksuit to the restaurant, which was outstanding).

My wife and her youngest sister used to work at the Hilton and always drag us to the Sunday seafood buffet (crab legs! crepes!). The oldest sister is the one that owns the restaurant, so she hardly ever eats out and insists that we eat at her place (which is phenomenal; she makes homemade baklava that just melts in your mouth).

"Hey guys. Felix Rex here. I think ill start a thread asking for things to do in wichita so that I can eventually post about how I know more about wichita and places to eat there and stuff to do and not do there than everybody on this board combined."

I mean, dear lord. What an bad person.

[felix rex]

Had some good sushi in an area near old town(i think), I think it was in a place called the square, or something.  It was in a strip mall square with fountain and crap near.  Near a movie theater or something.

Anyway, it was good. 

This automatically makes me hate it.

The sushi is at Hana and it's not in a goddamn strip mall.  It's a square with shops and pretty good bars and restaurants in Old Town.  In the same square is a wine and tappas bar that I like a lot called Oeno.  Cafe Moderne is also in the same square and I love it.  OK_Cat talks crap on Wichita because he hasn't been told where the good smelling elites go.  When he gasses up the camino and comes to town he hangs out at Fat Tony's and Wichita Wild games with the rest of his mullet wearing, casino loving, MMA watching, toothless Okie hillbilly buddies.

Also Fish Market isn't my thing but everyone who has eaten there loves it.

The zoo is elite, the 100+ degree temps this weekend is very much non-elite

My nephew goes to preschool at the zoo and bitches all the time about how far of a walk it is to the elephants.

[jtksu]

you guys should totally hit up rock road, bro!  ROCK rough ridin' ROAD, BRO!

My townie nieces sound exactly like this. OMG did you know we got a PF Chang RIGHT NEXT TO ABUELO'S ON THE WATER OMG BRICKS AND FOUNTAINS!

Yep.  Every time we visit the sis-in-law, have to go to either one of those places. :( They suck.

My brother-in-law also insists on Texas Roadhouse (which really isn't that bad) and some tiny place called the Fish Market or something. My older, godfather-esque brother-in-law likes to rent out his own section at the Olive Tree for brunch once a week (this was actually pretty good; plus he looks exactly like Andy Garcia and actually wore a tracksuit to the restaurant, which was outstanding).

My wife and her youngest sister used to work at the Hilton and always drag us to the Sunday seafood buffet (crab legs! crepes!). The oldest sister is the one that owns the restaurant, so she hardly ever eats out and insists that we eat at her place (which is phenomenal; she makes homemade baklava that just melts in your mouth).

Legends has a surprisingly good prime rib buffet on Friday or Saturday night, can never remember which one.  Fish Market is damn tasty.  Olive Tree closed like a year ago or so.

[jtksu]

Had some good sushi in an area near old town(i think), I think it was in a place called the square, or something.  It was in a strip mall square with fountain and crap near.  Near a movie theater or something.

Anyway, it was good. 

This automatically makes me hate it.

The sushi is at Hana and it's not in a goddamn strip mall.  It's a square with shops and pretty good bars and restaurants in Old Town.  In the same square is a wine and tappas bar that I like a lot called Oeno.  Cafe Moderne is also in the same square and I love it.  OK_Cat talks crap on Wichita because he hasn't been told where the good smelling elites go.  When he gasses up the camino and comes to town he hangs out at Fat Tony's and Wichita Wild games with the rest of his mullet wearing, casino loving, MMA watching, toothless Okie hillbilly buddies.

Also Fish Market isn't my thing but everyone who has eaten there loves it.

The zoo is elite, the 100+ degree temps this weekend is very much non-elite

My nephew goes to preschool at the zoo and bitches all the time about how far of a walk it is to the elephants.

Tell him to go left first.

[jtksu]

Anchor

Garage Bar in Delano

Great place if you like to look at chicks who are too ugly to cut it at the stripclub.  Not so great if you don't appreciate that type of thing.

[Johnny Wichita]

The anchor sucks now. 

that's awful news.  like saul I haven't eaten there.  is the whole place crappy?  new ownership?

Same owner.  New chef (or maybe A chef).  They jacked with the food which used to be pretty good for bar food.  There are still some good options but it is not as good as it used to be across the board.  The service always sucked but was tolerable with the food/atmosphere.  Now they are getting ready to jack with the bar setup and the menu again.  

[Dr Rick Daris]

Had some good sushi in an area near old town(i think), I think it was in a place called the square, or something.  It was in a strip mall square with fountain and crap near.  Near a movie theater or something.

Anyway, it was good. 

This automatically makes me hate it.

The sushi is at Hana and it's not in a goddamn strip mall.  It's a square with shops and pretty good bars and restaurants in Old Town.  In the same square is a wine and tappas bar that I like a lot called Oeno.  Cafe Moderne is also in the same square and I love it.  OK_Cat talks crap on Wichita because he hasn't been told where the good smelling elites go.  When he gasses up the camino and comes to town he hangs out at Fat Tony's and Wichita Wild games with the rest of his mullet wearing, casino loving, MMA watching, toothless Okie hillbilly buddies.

Also Fish Market isn't my thing but everyone who has eaten there loves it.

The zoo is elite, the 100+ degree temps this weekend is very much non-elite

Close relative of mine worked at cafe moderne for quite a while. Not anymore. Good place though.

[felix rex]

Had some good sushi in an area near old town(i think), I think it was in a place called the square, or something.  It was in a strip mall square with fountain and crap near.  Near a movie theater or something.

Anyway, it was good. 

This automatically makes me hate it.

The sushi is at Hana and it's not in a goddamn strip mall. It's a square with shops and pretty good bars and restaurants in Old Town.  In the same square is a wine and tappas bar that I like a lot called Oeno.  Cafe Moderne is also in the same square and I love it.  OK_Cat talks crap on Wichita because he hasn't been told where the good smelling elites go.  When he gasses up the camino and comes to town he hangs out at Fat Tony's and Wichita Wild games with the rest of his mullet wearing, casino loving, MMA watching, toothless Okie hillbilly buddies.

Also Fish Market isn't my thing but everyone who has eaten there loves it.

The zoo is elite, the 100+ degree temps this weekend is very much non-elite

Will try (and thanks for the mature and constructive post)

[Johnny Wichita]

Wichita? I spent a week there one night 
 

When was the last time you even left johnson county?  I bet on or before 2005.  

[Johnny Wichita]

My wife and her youngest sister used to work at the Hilton and always drag us to the Sunday seafood buffet (crab legs! crepes!).

All you can drink champagne.  Great deal if you are looking to get weird on a Sunday morning.  Used to do this often. 

[Saulbadguy]

We had a goEMAW meeting of the minds at Larkspur once, highly recommended.