Lol. Guys, I did it again. This one was def partially my fault because i'm an idiot, BUT STILL. Tried to book an Air BnB. I have an account there and I'm pretty sure i've booked with them before. Maybe VRBO but,

. Anywho, apparently ABNB needs your first born to be able to even book a place now. I was in a bit of a rush and the place I wanted only had these dates open and was booked solid. They need a front and back of my ID. I had a pic of my front already and that went through fine. Took a pic of my back and kept getting an error because the file was bigger than 3.5mbs or whatever. I looked and my pics kept coming in around 4. I tried like a million rough ridin' times and finally got my phone to take a pick under the limit. After 20 minutes of rage trying to do this and finally getting it through, guess the dumbass who's ID expired like 3 days ago? I'm now stuck in a loop because it wants my ID that isn't expired. After telling the family that we aren't going on vacation and breaking some stuff, I decide to try my Passport. Great idea right? Well, rough ridin' passports are bigger than IDs so that file was even rough ridin' bigger and I still couldn't get it through. I called and the nice lady suggested that I should download some spyware or use some free software that I can upload my passport too and they will nicely steal my identity in exchange for making the file smaller. I told her no thank you and ended up finding a place on VRBO.
Also, I wasn't even drunk this time
Go Cats