This ranks up there was dumb restaurant name spelling in my anger scale.
It's really nonsensical, yeah.
This oasis of authenticity may inspire me to post some pictures from my travels to Stars & Stripes All American Bar & Restaurant in St. Gallen, Switzerland.

Love that their stock photo of America stuff includes what appears to be an early 2000s UIUC football player.
Also, here'th thumthin (jay leno voice): i guessed that picture to be early 2000s, so I looked up the 2001 Illinois football roster to see if they had a white #87 tight ends. Turns out, they did! And it's current Illinois Athletic Director Josh Whitman. How about that? cc @MrBread
@mrbread is that current UIUC AD Josh Whitman?