Nosy Neighbors

[CNS]

LOL at anyone who thinks Johnson County is the epitome of what upper class is. Hint, when I say upper class I'm talking about the 1-2 percent of the nation that could be classically defined based on generational wealth, education and taste. There maybe 1 ore 2 families in Kansas that even qualify as truly upper class.

Apparently you rough ridin' hayseeds think that when your cousin Jethro won the Powerball he automatically became upper class.

Everyone else are just middle class trailer park residents.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

[steve dave]

06wildcat's foppish wealth has really escalated as this thread has progressed

[WillieWatanabe]

I had a nosy neighbor that tried to put up a camera aimed at our garage!  I told her to take it down or I'd call the cops.  She didn't, so I called the cops and she took it down.  Then, she started calling the cops on our dog who slept INSIDE every single night.  So, the cops told us to file a complaint against her.  Then one day, my dog was in the backyard....and then she wasn't.  Have never seen the dog since.  We moved promptly.  

You're neighbor won...and won big. Boom, roasted, headshot.

it's cute how often people emulate 'clams

did you see the picture he put together for me?!?! 

[felix rex]

06wildcat is rough ridin' clowning all these west egger rubes.

HEY HOAers, ENJOY YOUR FLAMINGOS AND BASKETBALL HOOPS AND LACK OF BEAUTIFUL SHIRTS! 

[HeinBallz]

I didn't realize I was bbs'n with a bunch of rough ridin' trillionaires.   Hey assholes, would you mind bailing out the government so I can camp in the core of engineers park at the lake next week?

But back to nosy neighbors, I've had them before, but now all of the neighbors on my block are pretty reclusive and everyone takes care of their crap just as well as I do and we all seem to get along really well.

Although, I may have been considered that nosy neighbor myself a couple of years ago when a new couple moved in across the street and left their wireless router open for anyone to access.  I could see all of their shared files - vacation photos, tax documentation, etc.  Nothing juicy.  I looked with the thought in mind that, hey, If some ho is going to leave all her windows open and walk around the house naked, I'm probably going to look no matter how ugly she is - and this wasn't really any different.   I finally felt sorry for the poor ignorant bastard, so I sent a print to his shared printer that read, "you might want encrypt your wireless router.  signed - a concerned neighbor."

It took him a couple of weeks, but he finally got the message.

[ChiComCat]

LOL at anyone who thinks Johnson County is the epitome of what upper class is. Hint, when I say upper class I'm talking about the 1-2 percent of the nation that could be classically defined based on generational wealth, education and taste. There maybe 1 ore 2 families in Kansas that even qualify as truly upper class.

Apparently you rough ridin' hayseeds think that when your cousin Jethro won the Powerball he automatically became upper class.

If my cousin Jethro won powerball he would sure as crap buy one of those million dollar lots you talk about and plant his trans am right on there on the lawn.  Those sons of bitches better have a HOA

[Rage Against the McKee]

LOL at anyone who thinks Johnson County is the epitome of what upper class is. Hint, when I say upper class I'm talking about the 1-2 percent of the nation that could be classically defined based on generational wealth, education and taste. There maybe 1 ore 2 families in Kansas that even qualify as truly upper class.

Apparently you rough ridin' hayseeds think that when your cousin Jethro won the Powerball he automatically became upper class.

If my cousin Jethro won powerball he would sure as crap buy one of those million dollar lots you talk about and plant his trans am right on there on the lawn.  Those sons of bitches better have a HOA

http://www.beverlyhillshoa.org/

[felix rex]

One time, one of the Afghanis who live across the street said something like "Hey, I noticed you were watching TV until around 3 the other night." Was very creepy. Bought more curtains.

[WildcatNkilt]

LOL at anyone who thinks Johnson County is the epitome of what upper class is. Hint, when I say upper class I'm talking about the 1-2 percent of the nation that could be classically defined based on generational wealth, education and taste. There maybe 1 ore 2 families in Kansas that even qualify as truly upper class.

Apparently you effing hayseeds think that when your cousin Jethro won the Powerball he automatically became upper class.

If my cousin Jethro won powerball he would sure as cac buy one of those million dollar lots you talk about and plant his trans am right on there on the lawn.  Those sons of bitches better have a HOA

http://www.beverlyhillshoa.org/

$50 HOA is cheap

[KSU_foo]

I had a nosy neighbor that tried to put up a camera aimed at our garage!  I told her to take it down or I'd call the cops.  She didn't, so I called the cops and she took it down.  Then, she started calling the cops on our dog who slept INSIDE every single night.  So, the cops told us to file a complaint against her.  Then one day, my dog was in the backyard....and then she wasn't.  Have never seen the dog since.  We moved promptly.  

Wait wait wait wait. Your neighbor killed your dog?

No, his dog ran away and he moved before it came back.  Dog is prob wandering around wondering WTF. 

Mystery of the lifetime.  I hated that old woman.  She always had this big black dude over there helping her with yard work. Very    Wait wait wait...it was a BLACK lab!!  I'm surprised I didn't see her (dog) swinging from a branch on my tree!

[wiley]

I had a nosy neighbor that tried to put up a camera aimed at our garage!  I told her to take it down or I'd call the cops.  She didn't, so I called the cops and she took it down.  Then, she started calling the cops on our dog who slept INSIDE every single night.  So, the cops told us to file a complaint against her.  Then one day, my dog was in the backyard....and then she wasn't.  Have never seen the dog since.  We moved promptly. 

You're neighbor won...and won big. Boom, roasted, headshot.

That's damn near rough ridin' god like (unreal tourney fans)

[Pendergast]

I feel like I missed my opening, but eff it.  Out here in the OC (that's right, I said it, what?), you can't buy a damn house without an HOA.  10 to 50 million dollar houses: HOA.  Entry level (yes entry level) half million dollar house?  HOA.

The clubhouse doesn't pay for itself bad person.

[hemmy]

I thought this was about NOISY neighbors, which is far worse.

[felix rex]

There's a Mexican family down the street who holds giant backyard barbecues complete with extra-loud electronic keyboard-sounding music. They also got in trouble with the HOA (lol) because they planted corn in the flower bed (was kind of hilarious).

[steve dave]

There's a Mexican family down the street who holds giant backyard barbecues complete with extra-loud electronic keyboard-sounding music. They also got in trouble with the HOA (lol) because they planted corn in the flower bed (was kind of hilarious).

this family sounds awesome.  i plant tomatoes which is against our HOA but they are scared of me so they check themselves before wrecking themselves. 

[michigancat]

rough ridin' suburbanites

[Rage Against the McKee]

I thought this was about NOISY neighbors, which is far worse.

Not really, unless they are noisy on weeknights. I would much rather put up with noise than have some dumbass come over and try to tell me what to do.

[felix rex]

There's a Mexican family down the street who holds giant backyard barbecues complete with extra-loud electronic keyboard-sounding music. They also got in trouble with the HOA (lol) because they planted corn in the flower bed (was kind of hilarious).

this family sounds awesome.  i plant tomatoes which is against our HOA but they are scared of me so they check themselves before wrecking themselves. 

The bbq events are complete with tents with Verizon logos on them. No idea where they got them, but kinda jealous. For Mexican independence day and also World Cup events, they stake an enormous Mexican flag in their front yard between two posts with a wire strung across the middle. HOA also frowned on that, but they played the ethnic pride card (of the 40 households in the neighborhood, 37 are black). Boom, asado.

[steve dave]

There's a Mexican family down the street who holds giant backyard barbecues complete with extra-loud electronic keyboard-sounding music. They also got in trouble with the HOA (lol) because they planted corn in the flower bed (was kind of hilarious).

this family sounds awesome.  i plant tomatoes which is against our HOA but they are scared of me so they check themselves before wrecking themselves. 

The bbq events are complete with tents with Verizon logos on them. No idea where they got them, but kinda jealous. For Mexican independence day and also World Cup events, they stake an enormous Mexican flag in their front yard between two posts with a wire strung across the middle. HOA also frowned on that, but they played the ethnic pride card (of the 40 households in the neighborhood, 37 are black). Boom, asado.

did you go over to their ridiculously awesome sounding party?

[felix rex]

There's a Mexican family down the street who holds giant backyard barbecues complete with extra-loud electronic keyboard-sounding music. They also got in trouble with the HOA (lol) because they planted corn in the flower bed (was kind of hilarious).

this family sounds awesome.  i plant tomatoes which is against our HOA but they are scared of me so they check themselves before wrecking themselves. 

The bbq events are complete with tents with Verizon logos on them. No idea where they got them, but kinda jealous. For Mexican independence day and also World Cup events, they stake an enormous Mexican flag in their front yard between two posts with a wire strung across the middle. HOA also frowned on that, but they played the ethnic pride card (of the 40 households in the neighborhood, 37 are black). Boom, asado.

did you go over to their ridiculously awesome sounding party?

No. Never been invited.  Plus, some quick profiling heavily suggests these are family affairs. Did I mention that they own two monster trucks? Well, they do. I've always just assumed they were drug lords or something. Thought about "randomly" walking by once and playing the "yo hablo espanol tambien" card or maybe a "que bueno tu quinceanera" to see if I could score an invite.

[Branson Bound]

There's a Mexican family down the street who holds giant backyard barbecues complete with extra-loud electronic keyboard-sounding music. They also got in trouble with the HOA (lol) because they planted corn in the flower bed (was kind of hilarious).

this family sounds awesome.  i plant tomatoes which is against our HOA but they are scared of me so they check themselves before wrecking themselves. 

The bbq events are complete with tents with Verizon logos on them. No idea where they got them, but kinda jealous. For Mexican independence day and also World Cup events, they stake an enormous Mexican flag in their front yard between two posts with a wire strung across the middle. HOA also frowned on that, but they played the ethnic pride card (of the 40 households in the neighborhood, 37 are black). Boom, asado.

did you go over to their ridiculously awesome sounding party?

No. Never been invited.  Plus, some quick profiling heavily suggests these are family affairs. Did I mention that they own two monster trucks? Well, they do. I've always just assumed they were drug lords or something. Thought about "randomly" walking by once and playing the "yo hablo espanol tambien" card or maybe a "que bueno tu quinceanera" to see if I could score an invite.

My wife would bake them a pie, and the next thing you know, I would be over there downing Tecate's with those folks.

[AbeFroman]

LOL at anyone who thinks Johnson County is the epitome of what upper class is. Hint, when I say upper class I'm talking about the 1-2 percent of the nation that could be classically defined based on generational wealth, education and taste. There maybe 1 ore 2 families in Kansas that even qualify as truly upper class.

Apparently you rough ridin' hayseeds think that when your cousin Jethro won the Powerball he automatically became upper class.

Ever been to Mission Hills?

[_33]

I didn't realize I was bbs'n with a bunch of rough ridin' trillionaires.   Hey assholes, would you mind bailing out the government so I can camp in the core of engineers park at the lake next week?

But back to nosy neighbors, I've had them before, but now all of the neighbors on my block are pretty reclusive and everyone takes care of their crap just as well as I do and we all seem to get along really well.

Although, I may have been considered that nosy neighbor myself a couple of years ago when a new couple moved in across the street and left their wireless router open for anyone to access.  I could see all of their shared files - vacation photos, tax documentation, etc.  Nothing juicy.  I looked with the thought in mind that, hey, If some ho is going to leave all her windows open and walk around the house naked, I'm probably going to look no matter how ugly she is - and this wasn't really any different.   I finally felt sorry for the poor ignorant bastard, so I sent a print to his shared printer that read, "you might want encrypt your wireless router.  signed - a concerned neighbor."

It took him a couple of weeks, but he finally got the message.

How do I know if my wireless router is encrypted or whatever?   

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

I didn't realize I was bbs'n with a bunch of rough ridin' trillionaires.   Hey assholes, would you mind bailing out the government so I can camp in the core of engineers park at the lake next week?

But back to nosy neighbors, I've had them before, but now all of the neighbors on my block are pretty reclusive and everyone takes care of their crap just as well as I do and we all seem to get along really well.

Although, I may have been considered that nosy neighbor myself a couple of years ago when a new couple moved in across the street and left their wireless router open for anyone to access.  I could see all of their shared files - vacation photos, tax documentation, etc.  Nothing juicy.  I looked with the thought in mind that, hey, If some ho is going to leave all her windows open and walk around the house naked, I'm probably going to look no matter how ugly she is - and this wasn't really any different.   I finally felt sorry for the poor ignorant bastard, so I sent a print to his shared printer that read, "you might want encrypt your wireless router.  signed - a concerned neighbor."

It took him a couple of weeks, but he finally got the message.

How do I know if my wireless router is encrypted or whatever?   

If you don't know, it probably isn't! 

[_33]

I didn't realize I was bbs'n with a bunch of rough ridin' trillionaires.   Hey assholes, would you mind bailing out the government so I can camp in the core of engineers park at the lake next week?

But back to nosy neighbors, I've had them before, but now all of the neighbors on my block are pretty reclusive and everyone takes care of their crap just as well as I do and we all seem to get along really well.

Although, I may have been considered that nosy neighbor myself a couple of years ago when a new couple moved in across the street and left their wireless router open for anyone to access.  I could see all of their shared files - vacation photos, tax documentation, etc.  Nothing juicy.  I looked with the thought in mind that, hey, If some ho is going to leave all her windows open and walk around the house naked, I'm probably going to look no matter how ugly she is - and this wasn't really any different.   I finally felt sorry for the poor ignorant bastard, so I sent a print to his shared printer that read, "you might want encrypt your wireless router.  signed - a concerned neighbor."

It took him a couple of weeks, but he finally got the message.

How do I know if my wireless router is encrypted or whatever?   

If you don't know, it probably isn't!