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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #100 on: April 17, 2011, 04:53:16 PM »
Just got home from my other company's event.  There's a bank that's beating us now with just over $5K.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #101 on: April 17, 2011, 10:28:10 PM »
Just got home from my other company's event.  There's a bank that's beating us now with just over $5K.

Which bank?

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHEReffERS!
« Reply #102 on: April 17, 2011, 10:34:05 PM »
TARP money!  Get em Azcat

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #103 on: April 17, 2011, 10:38:27 PM »
Just got home from my other company's event.  There's a bank that's beating us now with just over $5K.

Which bank?

I think Cap Fed.  They don't have anything showing online.  It'll probably be mid-week before the online stats are updated with what got turned in on paper today.

Sucks that these OB teams come out of nowhere with their caveman non-online pledges.  Good thing is it'll be pretty hard for them to keep getting pledges now that they turned their crap in.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #104 on: April 21, 2011, 08:09:06 AM »
A big T-Y to slimz for joining the $20+ club.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #105 on: April 22, 2011, 09:18:50 PM »
jthutch is in the $20+ group!

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #106 on: April 25, 2011, 12:37:07 AM »
Hi, Havs.  It's not too late.   :eye:

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #107 on: April 25, 2011, 08:18:25 AM »
jthutch is in the $20+ group!
BTW you can put mine in the keep Havs out folder.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #108 on: April 25, 2011, 09:07:45 AM »
jthutch is in the $20+ group!
BTW you can put mine in the keep Havs out folder.

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If you really want to amp up donations, you should make an Anti-Fake Sugar Dick fund.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #109 on: April 26, 2011, 09:57:12 PM »
jthutch is in the $20+ group!
BTW you can put mine in the keep Havs out folder.

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If you really want to amp up donations, you should make an Anti-Fake Sugar Dick fund.
jtksu

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #110 on: April 26, 2011, 10:01:57 PM »
jthutch is in the $20+ group!
BTW you can put mine in the keep Havs out folder.

 :surprised:

If you really want to amp up donations, you should make an Anti-Fake Sugar Dick fund.
jtksu

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHEReffERS!
« Reply #111 on: April 26, 2011, 10:05:55 PM »
Rumblings of amazing raffle items coming.  I'm definitely going to get in on one of them.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #112 on: April 26, 2011, 10:39:02 PM »
Rumblings of amazing raffle items coming.  I'm definitely going to get in on one of them.

Yep, here's what I know.

Bad news: There's a lot more money being raised by others this year than we planned.  Here's the update I got last Thursday.

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Hi Trim,
 
Here are the preliminary totals for each of our top small companies so far.
 
You are #8 right now based on the total of $4,567.
 
$7,590
$6,356
$6,345
$6,183
$6,075
$5,650
$4,692
$4,567              goEMAW
$3,930
 
We just have 2 more events and only 1 group could possibly catch up with you out of those 2 events.
 
GO EMAW!!!

Last year, $4,000 had my office solidly in 5th.  Looks like we're going to have to be well over $6K this year to bring home a 5th place golden bowling pin troph.  We've still got a couple months to get it done, but it's going to be tough.


Good news: BSAC has donated yet another fabulous prize to be raffled off to donors in an effort to motivate the EMAWs.  Here is your chance to live a small part of the BSAC lifestyle in his GAME-WORN KSTATEO jacket.  What's this you ask?  Some of you may recall illEMAWnati night at the K last Thursday.  What you don't know is that BSAC had been down in South Beach that whole week making sure things went the right way for K-State hoops.  Once the situation had been resolved, he took the private jet to KC to meet up with us for the game. 

We'd all anticipated a warm-weather night when we set up the event, and BSAC comes off the plane in his linen pants and guayabera.  He'd have really been freezing if it hadn't been for the copious amounts of liquor he consumed on the flight.  With no time to stop off at Hall's, all we could do to help him out was give him this ridiculous KSTATEO jacket that LSOC found stashed in his ride.





The jacket turned out to be good luck as the Royals staged a 9th-inning comeback to pull out the victory.  Now, it can be yours.  I'll wait to hear the big man's opinion before we set the minimum donation to qualify for this prize.

We still have the four Houlihan's $30 vouchers that will be raffled off to donors of even $10.  JFC, $10!  If you can't donate $10, you're no better than OBz who told Gooch to go eff himself when Gooch asked for a contribution to what was allegedly one of OBz' favorite causes.  Guess he just likes talking about it to avoid answering football questions...


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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #113 on: April 26, 2011, 10:45:09 PM »
Just got word from BSAC, the jacket will be raffled away amongst all of the $20+ donors!  That's not much to have a chance to walk around in purple nylon EMAW karma.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHEReffERS!
« Reply #114 on: April 26, 2011, 10:49:18 PM »
I was present when BSAC wore that and will certify it's authenticity.  I believe it will still have some glitter on it from a pretty girl.  Please consider.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #115 on: April 26, 2011, 10:50:16 PM »
I was present when BSAC wore that and will certify it's authenticity.  I believe it will still have some glitter on it from a pretty girl.  Please consider.

You gonna let her give you a haircut?

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHEReffERS!
« Reply #116 on: April 26, 2011, 10:55:57 PM »
I was present when BSAC wore that and will certify it's authenticity.  I believe it will still have some glitter on it from a pretty girl.  Please consider.

You gonna let her give you a haircut?

If we raise another $1k.  I will travel to her shop and let her give me the Paulie D.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #117 on: April 26, 2011, 10:58:41 PM »
I was present when BSAC wore that and will certify it's authenticity.  I believe it will still have some glitter on it from a pretty girl.  Please consider.

You gonna let her give you a haircut?

If we raise another $1k.  I will travel to her shop and let her give me the Paulie D.

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I think you should insist on the full $1500 or whatever we need to get the troph.  Where was it, Blue Springs or something?

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHEReffERS!
« Reply #118 on: April 26, 2011, 11:06:36 PM »
It was blue springs.  Let the bidding begin.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #119 on: April 27, 2011, 04:33:08 PM »
trim -

actually thinking about not being a dick and giving some money.  when's the deadline?  will probably give some this weekend (to the "ban jtksu" fund)

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #120 on: April 27, 2011, 04:50:52 PM »
I don't donating crap.  My tax dollars already fund these little hoodrats.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #121 on: April 28, 2011, 08:22:39 AM »
trim -

actually thinking about not being a dick and giving some money.  when's the deadline?  will probably give some this weekend (to the "ban jtksu" fund)

We're not really sure.  Most teams stopped raising money after they bowled, but they keep the site open for at least a month or 2 beyond April 30 when the last bowling event is.  The lady in charge knows that we're going to keep trying until we've earned a troph.

The problem with the "ban ______" method, as we saw with Havs, is that there's nobody who wants the person to stay.  I'd hoped that Havs or his minions would be donating money in opposition to him being banned and the competition would drive some donations.  But everyone wanted Havs banned and his feelings got hurt and he quit.

I had Saul mod the crap out of my account to where jtksu posts don't even show up, but I presume he still sucks.  If banning him it what it takes to get the money we need, so be it.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #122 on: April 28, 2011, 08:25:40 AM »
Welcome _FAN and BW to the $20+ club!

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #123 on: April 28, 2011, 09:19:47 AM »
To be honest I did not know that banning jtksu was an option.  I might be tempted to donate more if we could get him banned. 

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #124 on: April 28, 2011, 09:22:11 AM »
Any collections happening at the spring game?
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