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WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« on: April 03, 2011, 02:47:54 PM »
The rumblings are true.  It's time once again for the annual goEMAW philanthropy, benefiting Big Brothers Big Sisters.  This year, goEMAW.com has registered as a small business and is competing to be one of the top 5 companies in that category, for which it would receive the golden bowling pin trophy at the awards ceremony in December.  It's hoped that the ceremony will coincide nicely with the HugginsPak and that many of you can be in attendance.

Unlike every other company we're competing with, we only have one team with which to raise all the money.  Despite that handicap, the goEMAW team has already raised $2,215.00 as of this posting.  We'd like to raise $7,000 which would almost assuredly get us first place, but by last year's standards, $4,500 should get us in the top 5.

The event is Bowl For Kids' Sake, although the bowling aspect isn't prevalent anymore.  Our team is bowling April 15, but there are no more "per-pin" pledges, and donations can be made for a month or so after that.  That said, we'd like to have this project pretty well wrapped up by that weekend.

In addition to asking for straight donations, we've organized a dinner this Tuesday April 5 at Avivo Pizzeria in Wichita.  Starting at 6pm, WichitaPizzaCat has arranged for a buffet dinner to be provided for the low cost of $10, with all proceeds going to the BBBS fund.  If you're anywhere close to Wichita, come to this.  If you're not, get anybody you know who can go to go.

Amongst others, team members include MIR, Gooch and myself.  Donations can be made at:

Trim: http://kan.st/8w

MIR: http://kan.st/8x

Gooch: http://kan.st/8y

Johnny Wichita: http://kan.st/8I

A who's who of (go)EMAW celebrities have already donated.  We hope you can spare a few bucks, too.  We haven't asked for much (anything?) the past year+, but we'd really appreciate everyone's help on this project.  

Also, Haverhill has already been put on notice that he will be banned if he doesn't donate $100.  Not sure how he's coming along with that but if you like having him around, you can always donate the money in his honor to keep him here.

Please help out, and get in touch with any of us if you have any questions or any ideas on how we could spread this even more.

T-Y,

Trim

P.S.  Yeah, this is one of the 3-8% of posts of mine that isn't a joke.


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« Last Edit: April 05, 2011, 02:27:48 PM by Trim »

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHEReffERS!
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2011, 02:53:04 PM »
"small" business?  lol

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2011, 02:53:48 PM »
can my donation (no promises) be used to increase haverhill's minimum req'd donation?
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2011, 02:55:16 PM »
"small" business?  lol

I know, but it's judged by how many bowlers the business has entered, not revenue or anything.  Can only imagine what they'd expect out of us donation-wise if they ever saw our books.
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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2011, 02:56:13 PM »
can my donation (no promises) be used to increase haverhill's minimum req'd donation?

I don't see why not.  He's been on a whirlwind tour of the upper midwest all weekend, culminating with eating a fancy lunch with his fat cat parents.  I probably set the bar low at $100.  :dunno:

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHEReffERS!
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2011, 02:56:57 PM »
no paypal?

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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2011, 02:59:50 PM »
no paypal?

No, but if that's the only way you can do it, you could paypal it to me and I can enter the donation for you on my end.  I think you can also just tell me how much you'd want to pledge and they'd send you a paper bill for it later.  :dunno:

I should also note, there's no time like now to start planning out charitable donations for next year's tax purposes.  :fatty:

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHEReffERS!
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2011, 03:01:48 PM »
would twenty bucks make me a cheapie?

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2011, 03:05:57 PM »
would twenty bucks make me a cheapie?

Not at all!

Well, do you mean in comparison to people who've already donated or by what I'd love for all the goEMAW'rs to chip in?  Yes to the former, absolutely not to the latter.  There's already been 7 "ambassador level" ($100+) donors thus far. :surprised:

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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2011, 03:06:43 PM »
I probably set the bar low at $100.  :dunno:

the bar has been raised to $150.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2011, 03:07:22 PM »
I probably set the bar low at $100.  :dunno:

the bar has been raised to $150.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2011, 03:23:26 PM »
I probably set the bar low at $100.  :dunno:

the bar has been raised to $150.

:love:

Bar has been raised to $175.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2011, 03:25:54 PM »
I probably set the bar low at $100.  :dunno:

the bar has been raised to $150.

:love:

Bar has been raised to $175.

Actually, you just jacked it up to $225!

This isn't really how I expected the Haverhill thing to go.  I thought he'd donate the $100 or round up his supper club to get it raised in his name, but whatever helps the kids!

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« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2011, 03:30:52 PM »
Bar has been raised to $175.

Actually, you just jacked it up to $225!

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"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2011, 03:33:51 PM »
Bar has been raised to $175.

Actually, you just jacked it up to $225!

 :emawkid:

Yeah, it's become evident that the only part of my original post that wasn't DNR was this being a referendum on Havs, which is fine.

Donors, please post here and/or as part of your pledge on the donation site whether your pledge is in support of, against or indifferent to Haverhill.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2011, 03:54:25 PM »
Just to make sure it's not getting lost in all the Havs talk, don't forget that the fundraiser dinner at Avivo is in just 2 nights - Tuesday, 4/5.  The buffet will begin at 6 p.m. but come by any time that night.

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHEReffERS!
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2011, 04:37:09 PM »
Just to make sure it's not getting lost in all the Havs talk, don't forget that the fundraiser dinner at Avivo is in just 2 nights - Tuesday, 4/5.  The buffet will begin at 6 p.m. but come by any time that night.

Really wish I could make this thing.

Any thought of a KC area event?

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« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2011, 05:03:09 PM »
Just to make sure it's not getting lost in all the Havs talk, don't forget that the fundraiser dinner at Avivo is in just 2 nights - Tuesday, 4/5.  The buffet will begin at 6 p.m. but come by any time that night.

Really wish I could make this thing.

Any thought of a KC area event?

I tried to get JHGD to set something up at Houlihan's in Manhattan but have been rebuffed so far.

We were lucky enough to have WichitaPizzaCat on the team and be gracious enough to basically donate a night's worth of business to the cause.  If you know anybody in KC who'd like to help, I could definitely talk to them about a variety of options.

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« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2011, 09:52:49 PM »
Rumblings of an Ames BBBS chapter mocking our donation level.  Stay tuned...
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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2011, 01:02:47 PM »
I don't hate kids.

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« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2011, 01:40:11 PM »
I don't hate kids.

Thanks!

Do you hate Havs?

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« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2011, 05:08:14 AM »
When's the Portland event?

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2011, 08:39:59 AM »
no way in hell, :clack:

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Re: WARM UP THE DONATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2011, 08:48:37 AM »
Don't forget, AvivoPak tonight starting at 6.