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Kansas State Football / Re: Weis: 2 BCS Bowls - Snyder: 1 BCS Bowl
« on: December 10, 2011, 06:42:25 PM »
Hmmmm....   good question.  The better question is why does the BCS hate K-State?   I think it has something to do with your small-time hayseed status, but I could be wrong.

 :facepalm:

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Kansas State Football / Re: Weis: 2 BCS Bowls - Snyder: 1 BCS Bowl
« on: December 10, 2011, 06:20:09 PM »
Long time listener, 1st time caller beems, love your show.  I have just one question.  If KSU had an automatic BCS berth for finishing in the top 8, how many BCS bowls would K-state have gotten into?

I'll hang up and listen off the air...

Yeah, long time listener, 2nd time caller beems.  Answer the damn question!

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Kansas State Football / Re: Weis: 2 BCS Bowls - Snyder: 1 BCS Bowl
« on: December 10, 2011, 05:27:20 PM »
Long time listener, 1st time caller beems, love your show.  I have just one question.  If KSU had an automatic BCS berth for finishing in the top 8, how many BCS bowls would K-state have gotten into?

I'll hang up and listen off the air...

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Kansas State Football / Re: Hey Pig Aggies
« on: December 10, 2011, 05:00:01 PM »
So KSU .500 vs. SEC and Arky .498 in that time period.  Nobody excels at mediocrity like the Arkansas Razorbacks.  :thumbsup:

actually, I think .500 is probably the definition of mediocrity so sub .500 (say .498) would mean that they can't even achieve mediocrity, let alone excel at it.  But I do smell what you're cooking here though.

 :driving:

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Kansas State Football / Re: SEC sux man
« on: December 10, 2011, 01:00:46 PM »
Is Marylin hot?

Doubt it but who cares.  She claims to swallow but told us she spits.

Do not want to risk that stuff cuming back my way.

 :nono:

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Kansas State Football / Re: AFFLUENT ARKANSAS FAN SIGHTING IN WICHITA!
« on: December 09, 2011, 11:33:51 PM »
I love the invented arrogance you guys have considering that your "state" is not much more than
a weed patch and some gullies between Missouri and Colorado. I understand how living in such
a deserted, featureless, backward place would breed such contempt for other places that have
scenery, headquarter international corporations, elect US Presidents, and have a university that
plays in a real footbal conference.

I don't understand the ignorant-assed use of the word "pigaggie," though. I can't say that
Ive ever heard anything more stupid in my life. Arkansas doesn't have and A&M college
or university, so, "aggie" doesn't apply. We have an engineering school, a medical school,
a law school, the usual. But, we don't have an A&M university, so, you're stupid.

Let's face it. Your state is an afterthought for everyone traveling from the East to Colorado
or from the West to any of the other states but yours.

Funny how you never hear anyone say, "Wow, I've got some vacation time coming up,
I think I need to visit Kansas."

It's also funny that the only real exports from your state are domestic terrorists, religious
nuts, cows, wheat, corn and Kansas/K State grads.

You people are hilarious.

 :dunno:

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Kansas State Football / Re: New SEC division names?
« on: December 09, 2011, 04:03:39 PM »
cotton plantation slaver

tobacco plantation slaver

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Kansas State Football / Re: New SEC division names?
« on: December 09, 2011, 04:01:39 PM »
bloodhounds

coonhounds




banjos

fiddles



moonshine

meth




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Kansas State Football / Re: Help!
« on: December 08, 2011, 08:06:13 PM »
Seriously, the last airbender?  Couldn't find enough research about ken & barbie or what?

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Kansas State Football / Re: New SEC division names?
« on: December 08, 2011, 07:59:40 PM »
sister/wives

mother/aunts

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Kansas State Football / Re: New SEC division names?
« on: December 08, 2011, 07:43:56 PM »
Imperial Wizards

Grand Dragons




Overalls

Jorts

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Kansas State Football / Re: Arkansas has won the Cotton Bowl 4 times
« on: December 08, 2011, 06:58:02 PM »
1965
1976
2000
and in

2012



woo pig sooie



How the eff did you have to edit a post with 4 years, a conjunction, a preposition, an adjective, a noun & a verb?

eff you guys are stupid.

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So, you're saying that everyone Koch employs makes about a billion $ more per year than Walton's sack-n-save employees then, amirite?

Well golly sarge! You're sayin' the average employee at an international petrochemical conglomerate of 70k employees makes a larger income than the average employee at international retail conglomerate of 2.1 million employees? Well surprise, surprise, surprise.


2010 List of States by GDP

Rank State GDP $Million %ofNat Pop GDPperCapita
31 Kansas 128,500 0.89 2.9 44,310
32 Nevada 127,500 0.88 2.7 47,222
33 Utah 116,900 0.81 2.8 41,750 
34 Arkansas 105,800 0.73 2.9 36,483 

You are like almost $8k more poor per year than us per person.  You're rough ridin' poor.  These stats don't lie.


Explain to me how a per capita statistic is relevant to a comparison between two individual corporations?

We have something like 60 of the Walton sack-n-saves and yet we still have a higher GDP/capita.  Imagine how high that number would be if the Kochs bankrolling of Kansans wasn't being pulled down by the Waltons.

Can you keep up now?

 :dunno:

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So, you're saying that everyone Koch employs makes about a billion $ more per year than Walton's sack-n-save employees then, amirite?

Well golly sarge! You're sayin' the average employee at an international petrochemical conglomerate of 70k employees makes a larger income than the average employee at international retail conglomerate of 2.1 million employees? Well surprise, surprise, surprise.

You see, what your Arkansas benefactor did was create a 20th-21st century cotton field.  On the other hand, the Kansas benefactors created a place where people can work without having to worry about making enough money to care for their families.  

If it's good enough for Arkansas though (which exploiting minorities has always been cool there), then it's cool with me.

 :cheers:

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You all do realize that every single redneck joke that your making is about a state that you damn near border? And the same jokes are made about your state by people on the coasts?
It's funny how you Kansans think its some sort of joke to have one of the largest corporations in the world headquartered in one's state, but then again you all would have any experience with that would you?
Our state is so beautiful its got diamonds coming out of the ground, your state is...flat.

We will have the Koch brothers buy your shitty state and sell it to Cuba.
I'm sorry Dorothy, but Koch Industries makes about 1/4th of the revenue of Walmart alone and only employs 3% of the Walmart workforce.


So, you're saying that everyone Koch employs makes about a billion $ more per year than Walton's sack-n-save employees then, amirite?

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Kansas State Football / Re: ChiRP PreBowl Ranking
« on: December 08, 2011, 03:25:28 PM »
the formulas to 5 out of 6 BCS formulas are not known to the public, or the BCS for that matter.  This is Chingons baby, and soon it will be used in the BCS so our cats do not get snubbed anymore.

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Kansas State Football / Re: SEC sux man
« on: December 08, 2011, 03:16:50 PM »
We would probably beat everybody in that conference by at least 78.
I mean LSU? They suck
I mean Alabama? They suck
Florida? more like suckida
Suprised Arkansas St or whoever we are playing didn't win that filth of football.


Sixth grade is gonna be a blast next year. You'll be noticing boobies and all kinds of cool crap.

 :lol:
You owe me a keyboard Sliver!  I just spit tea all over me at this comment.... :tongue:

I always had pigaggie women pegged as swallowers, oh well...
 :dunno:

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Oh great. This will only reaffirm our reputation on scheduling cupcakes. ridiculous.
Kansas State is the cupcake team. You all must be retarted if you think arkansas is a cupcake team. Kansas? What a joke. I hope your crying after joe adams returns a punt on your below average defense.... :excited:


Oh yeah, well after he does that, C.K. is gonna run right over your stupid offensive line.

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I have a theory that the admin/mods of the board MAY HAVE created the initial topic, just to drive traffic to this site.

It worked.


Now, whether people in Kansas actually feel and behave the way they have on this forum is certainly up for question.  And whether the admins/mods truly believe playing Arkansas will injury their reputation, is another issue for discussion.

I for one choose to believe that most KState fans and supporters want to see a good game, would like to see their team win, and can (and should) talk a little harmless smack.  I refuse to believe that the majority of KState fans and supporters are as ignorant, goofy, mean, vile, negative, etc as has been portrayed on here.

YA'LL have a nice day, bless your hearts!




Guys, are you catching this?  This sounds like a a brilliant idea!  How in the hell did someone from Arkansas think of this before us? 
It's a little late in the game now but can we be sure to try this next season.  How in the hell did some dumbass woman (can't believe they let them speak up) think of this before us.

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It is amazing to me how all these "die-hard" sports fans from Kansas State have never heard of the U of A. If they ever bothered to watch Sportscenter, read a sports section of the paper, knew how to get on the internet, they would have known who the Hogs are. Arkansas was ranked number 3 in week 13. ALWAYS ahead of KState. We started in the Top 25. Haven't been out all season. Did you? Didn't think so. Your football team only had two losses, good job. We did too, to the 1 and 2 teams in the nation. I don't think that's too shabby. Your losses were to OU and OSU. OSU lost to Iowa State, they weren't even ranked. OU lost THREE times. THREE. To an unranked Texas Tech team, a #22 Baylor and to OSU. It took you four OTs to beat Texas A&M, we whooped them up and down the field in Cowboys Stadium. Us "hillbillies" made the trip to Dallas and outnumbered the A&M fans. I'll be surprised if your fans can read a map to get to the stadium.

You mean to tell me that you guys are so good that you didn't even have to play a game and you were ranked?

 :runaway:

Guys, I think we are in REAL trouble here.  We are playing a preseason top 25 team!

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Kansas State Football / Re: How well does KSU fans travel for games?
« on: December 06, 2011, 06:02:57 PM »
It's not like we can just start hog calling on Saturday mornings and 100,000 pigs come walking out of the hills with jugs of moonshine to watch a game.

WE HAVE JOBS!

 :bang:

Work on Saturday?!?! Pfft...

:kstategrad:

Game is on a Friday.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Holy crap, their density has become contagious.

 :runaway:

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Kansas State Football / Re: How well does KSU fans travel for games?
« on: December 06, 2011, 05:49:15 PM »
It's not like we can just start hog calling on Saturday mornings and 100,000 pigs come walking out of the hills with jugs of moonshine to watch a game.

WE HAVE JOBS!

 :bang:

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This thread, and everything that has happened in it, may be the most epic thing I have seen on the internet. You guys are awesome and it almost makes me want to convert. Congrats Cats...please use your vastly superior resources and tradition as well as your abundance of 5 star talent to beat the crap out of those racist, inbred, dog fuckers! Boomer Sooner!

Thanks Dustin :cheers:
Thank you for letting me know this damn site blasts your email out there like that...that could have gotten really bad for me!

that's what friends are for!

Wait, you have friends? Oh I see now, he is a Sooner, dumbass...
Thanks    greg... [email protected]
He's even got a racist name.  :sdeek:

Westboro Homophobes calling an Arkansan racist.

Pot meet kettle, pun intended.

How's Jenny-babe doin'? And why did it take you 11 years after you graduated to find someone to stay with you? Are you that undesirable?

You outkicked your coverage Greg.  You'd better get off these interwebs and make sure Jenny isn't stepping out.

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Thanks HogFan3129, it had been awhile since anyone posted a giant block of text.   :thumbs:

 :love:

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