For what it's worth, the only proof I need that there is a God is that I never made any babies. Now, granted, I had something to do with it -- I bought condoms by the crate. But while I'm (1) a pretty good stepdad (to adult kids), (2) an okay step-grandpa (to kids I only have to see once or twice a year), and (3) a decent uncle (see 1 and 2), I know for a fact that I would be a terrible dad. Plus, if I were a dad I wouldn't be getting away with half the stuff I do now, and I wouldn't have traveled or lived in all the cool places I've been. So yeah, people, I'm one of those irresponsible, selfish people who doesn't like kids and really doesn't like your kids.