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Offline Brock Landers

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Terrible baby names
« on: January 05, 2011, 11:56:19 AM »
The names, not the actual babies. 

Starting off with Sheahon.  Rick Daris has also thrown Dakota into the ring.  What else ya got??


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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2011, 11:58:27 AM »
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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2011, 11:59:48 AM »
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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2011, 12:00:05 PM »
was thinking of starting a thread to help name my future baby. might just use this one.  :emawkid:

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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2011, 12:01:03 PM »
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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2011, 12:04:47 PM »
Harry if your last name is Peter or palm  :)
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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2011, 12:04:50 PM »
Girls with boy names and boys with girl names.

Ex: I know a man named Stacy

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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2011, 12:05:28 PM »
Sadie - another dog name like Dakota
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Dane - know a lot of douchebags named Dane


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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2011, 12:05:46 PM »
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just cause i knew an bad person named Brock. Maybe it was Brook.  It was probably Brook, nevermind.  

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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2011, 12:09:31 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2011, 12:16:02 PM »
Dane - know a lot of douchebags named Dane
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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2011, 12:32:21 PM »
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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2011, 12:33:53 PM »
The names, not the actual babies. 

Starting off with Sheahon.  Rick Daris has also thrown Dakota into the ring.  What else ya got??

not so much throwing it into ring as i am starting a new thread titled "worst baby boy name ever", writing dakota in the message, locking in and pinning it to the top of the forum. there are bad names but dakota is without a doubt the worst.

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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2011, 12:35:46 PM »
I thought Dakota was a girls name.
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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2011, 12:36:19 PM »
Cody for short?
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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2011, 12:37:15 PM »
I thought Dakota was a girls name.

no. there are a lot of guys named dakota, koty, kody, etc running around and they are all horrible, terrible human beings. all of them.
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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2011, 12:45:33 PM »
I thought Dakota was a girls stripper name.

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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2011, 12:48:36 PM »
Dakota is a great name for a boy, especially if you want that boy to grow up to be a great adventurer/detective.

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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2011, 12:50:04 PM »
Know a dude named Florence.

Goes by Flo.

Horrible.

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« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2011, 12:53:38 PM »
I hate all bible names that aren't ridiculous - Adam, John, Mark, Paul, Peter, Matthew, Luke, etc.  I'm OK with the jewish names for jewish kids and all the ridiculous names (not including Noah which is awful while also being ridiculous).  

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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2011, 12:54:12 PM »
Western ks cousins named Tinker, Trixie, Trek, Keana...

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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2011, 12:54:39 PM »
Western ks cousins named Tinker, Trixie, Trek, Keana...

I approve of these names

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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2011, 12:57:12 PM »
Never been a fan of alliteration w/ names.
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Re: Terrible baby names
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2011, 12:57:17 PM »
all baby names are stupid.

eff your stupid kids.