Author Topic: Jersey Shore Master Thread (Read 15719 times)

kstate16 · January 09, 2010, 07:00:47 PM

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i would probably punch snooki in the face, no lie. stupid spoiled whore. pisses me off having to look at her let alone listen to her talk

stfu, snooks is adorable.

OMG absolutely. Snooks is fantastic.
There's something about her I just can't fracking stand. I think it has alot to do with such a whore she is and still can't get laid.

Weird that you would hate that

I know.

It might be because of this chick in high school that reminds me of her. She was obsessed with me and would never leave me alone, dirty skank, not hot.

pissclams · January 11, 2010, 09:03:20 PM

the Situation is on Leno tonight

JTKSU · January 11, 2010, 11:50:20 PM

Quote from: kstate16 on January 09, 2010, 07:00:47 PM

Quote from: steve dave on January 09, 2010, 07:33:47 AM
Quote from: kstate16 on January 09, 2010, 03:52:28 AM
Quote from: steve dave on January 08, 2010, 03:24:23 PM
Quote from: michigancat on January 08, 2010, 02:54:32 PM
Quote from: kstate16 on January 08, 2010, 02:34:43 PM
i would probably punch snooki in the face, no lie. stupid spoiled whore. pisses me off having to look at her let alone listen to her talk

stfu, snooks is adorable.

OMG absolutely. Snooks is fantastic.
There's something about her I just can't fracking stand. I think it has alot to do with such a whore she is and still can't get laid.

Weird that you would hate that
I know.

It might be because of this chick in high school that reminds me of her. She was obsessed with me and would never leave me alone, dirty skank, not hot.

Let me guess: You knocked her up and are still married to her?

nicname · January 14, 2010, 11:42:17 PM

I wish this show would never end

michigancat · January 15, 2010, 06:34:52 AM

OMG last night was fantastic.

Best was when Situation's date fell down the stairs.

waks · January 15, 2010, 07:12:58 AM

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Do you think they will bring in a new girl now? One a little less cockblocky?

there should be right? i remember on the real world one season, some girl left and they brought someone else on.

i really hope they choose a huge guidette. i mean, sammi is kind of not really guidette it seems, word is snookie may not be italian since her parents don't have the accent (to be fair she does act guidette)? jwoww...getting there. angelina really was a huge wtf.

ummmmmmm hello!!!!

would rather them bring in a dude tbh, the dudes make the show. if they had jersey shore 2, all dudes would make for awesome tv. maybe biased since the girls are really hard to like.
Real World San Diego. Frankie (from Kansas City) left so they brought in Charlie. Remember when Cameron jumped on Charlie's guitar and broke it because Charlie didn't go into work that day and got them all in trouble?

I really wish this elite Real World knowledge hadn't gone ignored. I haven't been this proud of a post since my Kat Kid thread.

michigancat · January 15, 2010, 07:33:00 AM

Also loved Vinny clowning Situation/Situationette. He was all like, "your sister likes my junk", and Mike was all like, "nuh uh!", so Vinny was all like, "grind on my situationette", and was then like, "oh snap! It's Tanya! Peace out, Situationette", and then situation was "hey, wtf! my sister likes you" and then vinny is all "SMOOSH!" and Situation was like, "Damn".

QuinnMac · January 15, 2010, 09:00:37 AM

Quote from: michigancat on January 15, 2010, 07:33:00 AM

Also loved Vinny clowning Situation/Situationette. He was all like, "your sister likes my junk", and Mike was all like, "nuh uh!", so Vinny was all like, "grind on my situationette", and was then like, "oh snap! It's Tanya! Peace out, Situationette", and then situation was "hey, wtf! my sister likes you" and then vinny is all "SMOOSH!" and Situation was like, "Damn".

and then the sloppy seconds in AC! was a tremendous job by Vinny!

QuinnMac · January 15, 2010, 09:02:13 AM

And I learned Israeli chicks are INSANE!

pufizzle · January 15, 2010, 09:09:05 AM

"One shot!.......One shot bro!!!" - after Ronnie destroyed the dude

Dr.Spaceman · January 15, 2010, 10:26:22 AM

but it was self-defense, bro!

cas · January 16, 2010, 11:02:32 AM

Quote from: QuinnMac on January 15, 2010, 09:02:13 AM

And I learned Israeli chicks are INSANE!

true that. wow. that t-shirt could become an internet phenomenon.

fatty fat fat · January 16, 2010, 07:23:27 PM

vinny is good.

ECN · January 20, 2010, 11:01:55 AM

Quote from: pufizzle on January 15, 2010, 09:09:05 AM

"One shot!.......One shot bro!!!" - after Ronnie destroyed the dude

The guy who Ronnie knocked out cold in last week's episode of "Jersey Shore" claims he got sucker punched in the back of the head -- and now the guy says he wants a rematch with his new nemesis.

Jersey Shore Ronnie

Stephen Izzo tells TMZ he was trying to fight MTV security after they broke up his group's expletive-filled tussle with the "Jersey" cast -- when Ronnie came out of nowhere and delivered a haymaker to the back of his head. Izzo says the cuts on his face were caused by his sudden headfirst fall into the unforgiving brick ground below.

Izzo now wants a rematch with Ronnie ... and this time he wants it to be a fair fight.

BTW: Ronnie was arrested after the knockout, and Izzo says he's gonna show up for Ronnie's court appearance in a couple of weeks.

per TMZ

LimestoneOutcropping · January 20, 2010, 11:15:52 AM

Ronnie has said a few times that there are several guys down on the Shore who tried out for the show, but didn't make it and that is why they are always harassing him and the others.

As a master of the Shore, I believe this and wish Ronnie the best of luck in defending his lady against all the haters.

Kat Kid · January 20, 2010, 07:28:39 PM

Quote from: LimestoneOutcropping on January 20, 2010, 11:15:52 AM

Ronnie has said a few times that there are several guys down on the Shore who tried out for the show, but didn't make it and that is why they are always harassing him and the others.

As a master of the Shore, I believe this and wish Ronnie the best of luck in defending his lady against all the haters.

"Its a lady bro."

Winters · January 20, 2010, 07:39:30 PM

DJ Pauly D

cas · January 20, 2010, 07:48:49 PM

sad to see it come to an end tomorrow.

Winters · January 20, 2010, 07:53:23 PM

Quote from: cas on January 20, 2010, 07:48:49 PM

sad to see it come to an end tomorrow.

I will literally shed a tear

MakeItRain · January 20, 2010, 10:09:12 PM

http://www.babelgum.com/4022027/kids-reenact-mtvs-hit-series-jersey-shore.html

ChicagoCat · January 20, 2010, 10:24:44 PM

There is an Italian girl that works with me that I have now nicknamed "Snickers." She does not want to be called that.

pissclams · January 21, 2010, 07:27:21 AM

looks like Snooks hooks up with The Situation tonight for some hot tub action.

LimestoneOutcropping · January 21, 2010, 10:48:51 AM

Quote from: pissclams on January 21, 2010, 07:27:21 AM

looks like Snooks hooks up with The Situation tonight for some hot tub action.

We have all seen this coming for weeks. Before I go to sleep most nights I pray that their union creates a perfect guido baby and it gets its own show.