Jersey Shore Master Thread

[LimestoneOutcropping]

1.  Watch Jersey Shore tomorrow night, then every week after. 

2.  Discuss with myself and other elites. 

3.  Find yourself finally accepted and revel in the comfort.

[Winters]

Ummmm its on MTV right?

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Ummmm its on MTV right?

No questions, do your goddamm homework Mr. Winters.

[Winters]

Ummmm its on MTV right?

No questions, do your goddamm homework Mr. Winters.

Yes Mr.Limestone! 

[CrushNasty]

LSOC, I'll ace this assignment.  Then, its fist pumpin like a champ

[LimestoneOutcropping]

1.  The guys are all kind of puny and not very muscular.  I'm bigger.

2.  How awesome is the t-shirt store they work in?!?!  I'd spend my whole allowance in there in a second!

3.  The girls are all very pretty.  I hope they focus on the gals and their love lives for most of the show?

4.  Who is fighting in the next episode, I couldn't tell?

5.  The Situation?

[Brock Landers]

Watched last night, sorry for not reporting sooner.  This might be the best show MTV has ever made.  Seriously.  It almost makes me not care they don't show videos anymore.  In fact, when you're putting stuff this good on the air you don't even need videos.

You know how on The Real World there's always that douchey, obnoxious cast member?  Well for Jersey Shore they made all 8 cast members that person!!  Then they combined the douchiness with a New Jersey accent and fueled the whole thing with alcohol.  Fricking brilliant.  Another observation, people have their regular name, but GMAFB if you don't have a nickname, you're nobody. 

4.  Who is fighting in the next episode, I couldn't tell?

Dude, there's a fight in every episode!  I especially enjoyed the season preview where it shows a dude punching the hell out of Snookie.  Not a slap or a gentle shove to her face, but a good old-fashioned closed-fist punch.  Only on the Jersey Shore can you witness a dude punching a chick and it seems pretty normal. 

Have I mentioned I love this show?     

[CrushNasty]

You know how on The Real World there's always that douchey, obnoxious cast member?  Well for Jersey Shore they made all 8 cast members that person!!  Then they combined the douchiness with a New Jersey accent and fueled the whole thing with alcohol.  Fricking brilliant. 

I wish Joey from Real World Hollywood was on this show. 

[cireksu]

meh

[Thin Blue Line]

Frak. Missed this thread.

[The42Yardstick]

Pretty sure New Jersey's coastline is all polluted and stuff by industrial materials and inordinate amounts of hair gel and B.O. Why start a thread about the "Jersey Shore"? Sounds pretty ugly, IMO

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Watched last night, sorry for not reporting sooner.  This might be the best show MTV has ever made.  Seriously.  It almost makes me not care they don't show videos anymore.  In fact, when you're putting stuff this good on the air you don't even need videos.

You know how on The Real World there's always that douchey, obnoxious cast member?  Well for Jersey Shore they made all 8 cast members that person!!  Then they combined the douchiness with a New Jersey accent and fueled the whole thing with alcohol.  Fricking brilliant.  Another observation, people have their regular name, but GMAFB if you don't have a nickname, you're nobody. 

4.  Who is fighting in the next episode, I couldn't tell?

Dude, there's a fight in every episode!  I especially enjoyed the season preview where it shows a dude punching the hell out of Snookie.  Not a slap or a gentle shove to her face, but a good old-fashioned closed-fist punch.  Only on the Jersey Shore can you witness a dude punching a chick and it seems pretty normal. 

Have I mentioned I love this show?     

B+

You didn't discuss the rad t-shirt shop.  You also failed to mention that more than half of the guidoes on this show are from LI or SI, not jersey.   Otherwise, great job. 

Students, meet Brock Landers, first in the class, valedictorian and class pres.

[fatty fat fat]

just dvr'ed it. I want to beat Landers.

[ksuno1stunner]

gonna be following this show, looks amazing.  i think mtv has a winner with this one.  how can you not be jealous of guidos?  you can hate on them all you want, but they really do look great.

[ksuno1stunner]

 

[fatty fat fat]

god bless mtv.

[ksuno1stunner]

http://www.mtv.com/videos/home.jhtml

can stream on mtv

just finished both episodes.  god this is an amazing show.

ranking of how much i like characters:

1. mike - star of the show.  the "man"
2. pauly d - seems cool, lots of personality
3. vinny - most normal, somebody that would be cool to hang out with.  lack of personality, but likable
4. angelina - hate her, but she makes the show interesting.  pretty hot
5. ronnie - kind of a douche.  but whatever.  i hate the other people more.
6. sammi - bitch move on her part to go with ronnie
7. j-woww - could be interesting later.  is currently not.
8. snooki - i hate everything about her

[phicat1448]

1. mike - star of the show.  the "man" "the situation"

come on stunz

[Brock Landers]

B+

You didn't discuss the rad t-shirt shop.  You also failed to mention that more than half of the guidoes on this show are from LI or SI, not jersey.   Otherwise, great job. 

Students, meet Brock Landers, first in the class, valedictorian and class pres.

Thanks, B+ is pretty solid I guess, this was something I threw together while at work.  If I was at home I could have provided a much more in-depth review worthy of an A.

Yeah, not discussing the the T Shirt shop was a glaring omission, considering that's where they all work.  I especially liked the chicks who were getting customized booty shorts that said "I Love The Situation" on them.  Very elite beachwear.  I think that shop should be discussed further in the "Manhattan Franchise Opportunities" thread.

Re-watching the first episode over the weekend I did notice one of the guys was not even from Jersey or New york at all....but Rhode Island?  GMAFB Rhode Island.

Amazing, AMAZING show.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Pop Quiz:  Who is the most attractive femal cast member?

[LimestoneOutcropping]

JFC, if you are going to live in the Seaside house you have to work the t-shirt shop!!

 

[cat1444]

I think that this article sums up the cast pretty well.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911/

[ksuno1stunner]

angelina, gtfo!!!

updated rankings
1. mike
2. vinnie
3 (tie). ronnie/pauly d
5. j-woww
6. snookie
7. sammi

snookie is starting to grow on me although she is extremely gross.  sammi is so stupid, make up your mind.  pretty dumb to be pissy and flirt with other guys just cause ronnie decided to have fun and dance with other girls (not intimate at all).  had a right to be pissed, kind of a crybaby though about it though.  mike still hasn't disappointed.  he's a star.  i guess if you look closely when ronnie was leaving the club, watch for mike.  missed it and didn't want to stream again, but word is that he is quite epic.  episode 3 kind of disappointed, too much angelina and boyfriend bs,  but it looks like next one is going to be great...

[CrushNasty]

Ronnie's Dancing SKillz: 

 

[phicat1448]

Do you think they will bring in a new girl now? One a little less cockblocky?

[cireksu]

how many epi's have there been?

[BamBam83]

I'm really glad Angelina left, could not stand her! Snooki cracks me up though, she is is hilarious.

[ChokeSlam]

Charcoal in a gas grill?

[Doom and Gloom]

Joisy Shore best show on tv now! 

[cireksu]

how many epi's have there been?

+1