Have only seen episodes 3 and 4. Def. the best show that MTV has put out in a very long time. Maybe the best in reality TV history?
On to the show.
Sammy "Sweethart" is definantly the hottest of the chicks, and probably the most normal. Her budding romance with Ronnie is a thing of beauty. Guy talks about not falling in love at the shore and then promptly cries like a bitch when he sees her talking to the cop. "Smooshing," is probably what I will call having sex from now on.
The "Situation" more like creepy old dude who acts like a &@#%ing hs idiot. He seriously has no game and it is highlighted time and time again by his lack of ability to seal the deal. He is also clownsuit material on many other levels including the bbq grilling(though the biggest f-up there was Pauley). You know that 30 year old guy who still goes to KSU parties and hits the dance floor at Tubby's yeah that is "The situation." From now on I will refer to him as "The Abortion," as that is what he should have been while still in the womb.
Def. like snookie. I'm not a fan of the dark orange tan she sports on the show, but she is
hilarious and &@#%ing crazy. Any chick who lets her cooch rock out on the dance floor and makes out with other chicks is good in my book. I think "Snook" would be pretty fun to party with. Side note: she didn't deserve to get punched by that douche at the bar. He stole her drink and then wouldn't give it back. Watch the show idiots.
Also, like her emotional side as shown in the attachment to her mom. For more on Snookie
http://www.youtube.com/user/nikky406 I need to see more from Vinnie, seems like a cool dude. younger than the other dudes in the house, probably waiting to come out of his shell. I expect big things from "Vin" as the show progresses.
That brings us to Pauley-D. The mother frakking man IMHO. Sure, he sports the ultimate "guido-douche" uniform but seems to be a pretty cool dude. Not a nancy pussy-whipped mofo like ronnie or a complete failure like "The Abortion." Pauley-D is a DJ at one of the hottest clubs in the Providence, RI metro. THE PROVIDENCE METRO!! He def. has his pimp game on lockdown and is only thwarted by "The Abortions" less than steller performance. Pauley is the man and "The Abortion" should fall in line and be his wingman, not the other way around. Snookie and Pauley are the types that end up good friends with each other while not hooking up with each other, yet hooking up with everyone else.
Lastly, J'Woww.... more like J-
look she's got two things going for her. Besides that she is the most annoying type of girl in the world. Has a BF, gets drunk, forgets that she has a BF, then forgets that she forgot. Too top it of she looks like complete trailor trash and sounds like Marge Simpson's sister. GTFOOMF J-
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I really liked this episode, though I thought they could have spent more time focusing on the "snook hook" than Snookie and her mom, but whatevs its all good in my book. Only, leaves more for next week. I'm hoping that they replace Angelina with some superwild party girl or a JAP(jewish american princess) the latter would def. cause some drama.
To answer your questions LSOC.
1. Yes they are all quite small, but they have compensated well by going to the gym, maintaining a glossy tan and clean hairstyles. Italians by nature are diminuative so you can't fault them for it. More reason to stay "Fresh to Death" as Pauley-D puts it.
2. It is awesome and would be a great job especially if part of your pay was to live in a sweet beach house. I could get lost in there. GTFOOMF "threads".
3. Sammy is pretty. Snookie while orange could be pretty hot once you cleaned all the crap off her see this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sGmNHjSIv4. J-
not so much. I think the show would get pretty boring just focusing on the chicks love lifes. I would rather see the rando skanks that the dudes bring home and the girls fight and maybe make out with each other some more.
4. Some chick calls Snookie a "fat troll" so J-Woww beats her up, or at least tries.
5. See above the dude is a trainwreck. He's 28 by the way, put that into your equation.
And a nice parting gift.
