Author Topic: Terrible baby names (Read 16360 times)

CNS · « **Reply #50 on:** January 05, 2011, 01:42:49 PM »

Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on January 05, 2011, 01:40:05 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on January 05, 2011, 12:04:50 PM
Girls with boy names and boys with girl names.

Met a girl named Billie the other day and I thought it was a ridic cute name. Maybe it was just her, though.

Quote from: steve dave on January 05, 2011, 01:00:24 PM
Quote from: GagaCat on January 05, 2011, 12:59:31 PM
Do you know what I hate? More than one middle name.

yes, hate

One of my vendors has a chick named Dusty.

0.42 · « **Reply #51 on:** January 05, 2011, 02:15:31 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 05, 2011, 12:53:38 PM

I hate all bible names that aren't ridiculous - Adam, John, Mark, Paul, Peter, Matthew, Luke, etc.

treysolid · « **Reply #52 on:** January 05, 2011, 03:28:18 PM »

All boys names suck. Never came across one I liked. Girls names are easy - whatever you want for the first name with Ann, Marie, or Leigh as the middle name. Mercedes Ann XXXXXXXX. Candi Leigh XXXXXXXX. Gertrude Marie XXXXXXXX. All good names.

0.42 · « **Reply #53 on:** January 05, 2011, 03:38:42 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 05, 2011, 03:35:43 PM

http://twitpic.com/3nbwzl

Cpenta?

MODS, please move post to "terrible baby names" thread, thx

0.42 · « **Reply #54 on:** January 05, 2011, 03:44:22 PM »

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #55 on:** January 05, 2011, 03:44:55 PM »

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #56 on:** January 05, 2011, 04:22:34 PM »

Is Skipper okay for a given name? To WASPy perhaps?

Do Work Son · « **Reply #57 on:** January 05, 2011, 04:36:03 PM »

Know a family where their last name is Dollar. Silver is the father, son is Nick, and daughter Penny. Pretty fracking awesome.

michigancat · « **Reply #58 on:** January 05, 2011, 04:37:17 PM »

Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on January 05, 2011, 04:22:34 PM

Is Skipper okay for a given name? To WASPy perhaps?

Nah, sounds like you came up with a great name there, Chief.

jtksu · « **Reply #59 on:** January 05, 2011, 04:39:50 PM »

Skipper is a great name, so long as you want your kid to know what daily ass-whippings are all about.

AppleJack · « **Reply #60 on:** January 05, 2011, 05:10:21 PM »

I really dislike the super popular baby names going around right now. Jayden, Cayden, Hayden, Braden, etc. I am sure I have offended someone here cuz 1/2 of every baby squeezed through some chicks snizz is named one of those 4.

sys · « **Reply #61 on:** January 05, 2011, 05:24:24 PM »

i like white people w. black names & black people w. white names. also hispanic people w. german or islamic names. haven't met any islamic or german people w. hispanic names, but i'd probably like that too. do like middle eastern people with christian names.

french names are pretty great for everybody, maybe not quite as much for the french, but ok for them too.

CNS · « **Reply #62 on:** January 05, 2011, 05:26:45 PM »

Quote from: sys on January 05, 2011, 05:24:24 PM

i like white people w. black names & black people w. white names. also hispanic people w. german or islamic names. haven't met any islamic or german people w. hispanic names, but i'd probably like that too. do like middle eastern people with christian names.

french names are pretty great for everybody, maybe not quite as much for the french, but ok for them too.

French have a problem with my guys with girl names rule.

Michelle and Rene for example(don't give a crap about the appropriate marks/punctuation).

Cire · « **Reply #63 on:** January 05, 2011, 05:31:02 PM »

my wife has a mentally Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) uncle named Skipper.

felix rex · « **Reply #64 on:** January 05, 2011, 06:36:23 PM »

Not a fan of "theme" names. For example, if you're last name is wood and you name all your kids after different kinds of woods.

Feel bad for "Teak" and "Cord". Also, want to pick on them during recess.

Arthur Carlson · « **Reply #65 on:** January 05, 2011, 06:52:37 PM »

From the Freakonomics blog.

http://www.babynamewizard.com/namevoyager.html

Cire · « **Reply #66 on:** January 05, 2011, 07:19:11 PM »

what about families where all the kids names start with the same letter. I knew a Jen, Jay, Julia, Jessica family once.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #67 on:** January 05, 2011, 07:24:11 PM »

Quote from: Cire on January 05, 2011, 07:19:11 PM

what about families where all the kids names start with the same letter. I knew a Jen, Jay, Julia, Jessica family once.

I have 5 sibs and we all start with J.

pufiZzle · « **Reply #68 on:** January 05, 2011, 09:12:03 PM »

I have a white trash cousin named Mercedes Benz. Know another dumb slut who just named her kid Bentley. If there is a way to guarantee your kid will be a deusche rocket.....name him bentley

felix rex · « **Reply #69 on:** January 05, 2011, 09:15:03 PM »

Quote from: Cire on January 05, 2011, 07:19:11 PM

what about families where all the kids names start with the same letter. I knew a Jen, Jay, Julia, Jessica family once.

Zack, Zane and Zed

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #70 on:** January 05, 2011, 09:32:11 PM »

Where do you guys stand on the name Zeke?

felix rex · « **Reply #71 on:** January 05, 2011, 09:35:46 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on January 05, 2011, 09:32:11 PM

Where do you guys stand on the name Zeke?

North of the Mason-Dixon line.

EDIT: Caveat for the Michcat rule. If he's educated and a professor or something completely non "Zeke," then I kind of like it (i.e. call big guys "tiny" and whatnot).

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #72 on:** January 05, 2011, 09:51:32 PM »

Wife taught in the ghetto for a couple years. She had a student named feh-MALL-ee (spelled Female).

She also had students with legal names of:

Princess (with a crown over the "i" instead of a dot)

Toi (Toy)

Demon (pronounced day-MUN)

Power

True Luv

Orangejello (pronounced like spelled but say it fast to sound more ghetto)

And yes.....at her school there was a girl named La-a (Ladasha) no lies.....

CNS · « **Reply #73 on:** January 05, 2011, 09:54:44 PM »

Orangejello is my new fav name. That kid is gonna get all the ladies.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #74 on:** January 05, 2011, 10:37:43 PM »

The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.