I like old school western Kansas farmer names.
Delbert is my fave.
I knew a Delbert growing up. 
so did i

also, i was making fun of the delbert guy to another person because delbert was new and i was like "yeah, he is crazy looking and weird and dumb and looks like he might be a serial killer" and then the guy was like "what, like him?" and new delbert guy was sitting right behind me.
