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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59275 on: April 11, 2016, 03:24:32 PM »
he needs to learn to slide headfirst (which he did on the score yesterday).
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59276 on: April 11, 2016, 04:12:18 PM »
you know who knows how to slide headfirst? 

Jarrod Dyson

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59277 on: April 11, 2016, 04:44:27 PM »
When cf3 and WackyCat08 get together, it's like a huge gore hatefest I bet
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59278 on: April 11, 2016, 04:47:57 PM »
put me firmly on team Gore

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59279 on: April 11, 2016, 04:48:31 PM »
can you even imagine how much crap wacky is going to talk on Hosmer when he signs with Team X in 2018 or whatever?  :frown:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59280 on: April 11, 2016, 04:56:39 PM »
we all love morales, but a super easy way to keep gore up all year next year would be to sign (or promote) a dh that can also play fourth outfielder.


signing zobsie could have made it super easy this year.   :cry:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59281 on: April 11, 2016, 04:57:02 PM »
I love Hoz! I hope he makes bank from our new TV contract. Either way, I hope gets set for life.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59282 on: April 11, 2016, 05:01:01 PM »
I love all these guys, minus maybe Dusty Coleman. He can still get mumped! Gore is adorable and really fast, but I'll be happy to have Dyson back.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59283 on: April 11, 2016, 05:08:27 PM »
you know who knows how to slide headfirst? 

Jarrod Dyson

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A gif of gore laughing and then the dumbass lf lip curled would be great.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59284 on: April 11, 2016, 05:29:57 PM »
When cf3 and WackyCat08 get together, it's like a huge gore hatefest I bet

we went on and on about how much we hate him at our March meeting. In April we're going to focus on hating Wade Davis.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59285 on: April 11, 2016, 05:35:23 PM »
Cf3 would never be able to leave this thread. If you piss him off enough, he will just kick your ass out of here.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59286 on: April 11, 2016, 06:49:44 PM »
we should play only the B team guys tomorrow. chris young at minute maid park is pretty LOL

Agreed.

Chris Young's career numbers at Minute Maid:

3 starts, 17.0 IP, 6.35 ERA, 8 HR, .619 SLG (despite only giving up 13 hits total with a .941 WHIP)

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The loser starting against Young tonight has a 135.00 ERA. This is going to be embarrassing for them. Royals will probably hit 10 home runs TONIGHT!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59287 on: April 11, 2016, 07:03:44 PM »
we should play only the B team guys tomorrow. chris young at minute maid park is pretty LOL

Agreed.

Chris Young's career numbers at Minute Maid:

3 starts, 17.0 IP, 6.35 ERA, 8 HR, .619 SLG (despite only giving up 13 hits total with a .941 WHIP)

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The loser starting against Young tonight has a 135.00 ERA. This is going to be embarrassing for them. Royals will probably hit 10 home runs TONIGHT!

In the first inning! Omg :lol:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59288 on: April 11, 2016, 07:12:39 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59289 on: April 11, 2016, 07:13:15 PM »
They burning tires at the stadium or what, good grief

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59290 on: April 11, 2016, 07:16:06 PM »
This field is illegal.  I forgot about how bad it is.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59291 on: April 11, 2016, 07:26:36 PM »
Did rasmus live in a van by the river all off season :lol:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59292 on: April 11, 2016, 07:28:02 PM »
:frown:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59293 on: April 11, 2016, 07:47:48 PM »
Houston is so houstony
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59294 on: April 11, 2016, 08:11:52 PM »
I liked it a lot last year when the royals had 5 or 6 guys batting above .400 at this point in the season. Getting lots of hits is fun.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59295 on: April 11, 2016, 08:18:49 PM »
Cf3 would never be able to leave this thread. If you piss him off enough, he will just kick your ass out of here.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59296 on: April 11, 2016, 08:20:39 PM »
This field is illegal.  I forgot about how bad it is.

I am 100% in favor of letting Gore play CF the rest of the series. Or Dusty Coleman even.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59297 on: April 11, 2016, 08:23:07 PM »
Man a salvy dong would have been amaze there.    Also nice to see Gordon smacking it around today.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59298 on: April 11, 2016, 08:30:32 PM »
illegal outfield angled wall

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59299 on: April 11, 2016, 08:32:33 PM »
It's like we are playing in a circus.  Might as well let gore get some AB's for Cain.
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