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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59300 on: April 11, 2016, 08:32:46 PM »
I thought they were going to get rid of that unsafe illegal hill in the off season
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59301 on: April 11, 2016, 08:32:55 PM »
young has no place starting on a major league roster.  hell, i'd rather have gore on the hill.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59302 on: April 11, 2016, 08:33:37 PM »
I thought they were going to get rid of that unsafe illegal hill in the off season

they were too poor. have to wait a year.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59303 on: April 11, 2016, 08:34:26 PM »
Okay, let's just call this and move on to tomorrow.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59304 on: April 11, 2016, 08:35:28 PM »
I thought they were going to get rid of that unsafe illegal hill in the off season

they were too poor. have to wait a year.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59305 on: April 11, 2016, 08:35:31 PM »
young has no place starting on a major league roster.  hell, i'd rather have gore on the hill.
Sys is putting Gore at first when he moves hoz to 2nd.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59306 on: April 11, 2016, 08:36:32 PM »
I would pull Salvy after this inning if the 'stros get one more.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59307 on: April 11, 2016, 08:39:24 PM »
Right where we want them

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59308 on: April 11, 2016, 08:42:11 PM »
Hey, we hit a dong this inning, round of drinks on me what do you say

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59309 on: April 11, 2016, 08:42:35 PM »
Hey, we hit a dong this inning, round of drinks on me what do you say

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59310 on: April 11, 2016, 08:43:55 PM »
We win this game, I buy everyone posting in this thread tonight a beer at fattyfest.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59311 on: April 11, 2016, 08:44:39 PM »
well boys, we ain't gonna win 'em all but this chris young and his rubber arm have me concerned as we look forward into the schedule.  at this rate i don't see him winning a single game this season.  would prefer to have him swap spots with "hochey".

i mean srs, his arm is made of rubber and plastic, mixed with a little bit of cartilage.  where's the muscle, youngsy? 


but as i look at all of these fat houston fans sitting in the stands watching their team, it is a great feeling thinking about how we crushed their souls last season.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59312 on: April 11, 2016, 08:47:49 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59313 on: April 11, 2016, 08:50:15 PM »
Didn't we destroy Houston in every meaningful game they played last year?


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59314 on: April 11, 2016, 08:52:05 PM »
well, as soon as i give up all hope on youngsy, he goes and racks  up his 4th K of the night!  give me 8 more of those youngsy and i'll forgive the 6 runs (if we win this game)


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59315 on: April 11, 2016, 08:52:51 PM »
We usually come back from huge deficits against Houston, so I'm confident
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« Reply #59316 on: April 11, 2016, 08:53:10 PM »
As long as we have gore we have a chance

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59317 on: April 11, 2016, 08:53:39 PM »
I can't imagine how soul crushing it is to have to play in Houston and I don't care one bit if our roys don't feel like showing some effort
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59318 on: April 11, 2016, 08:56:06 PM »
i would feel better about losing to houston if the astros weren't benefitting from the illegal field.  i seriously want to write a strongly worded note to bart giamatti and see if we can't remedy this situ.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59319 on: April 11, 2016, 09:08:06 PM »
Young with the sweet 7.45 ERA

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59320 on: April 11, 2016, 09:11:10 PM »
A roys bad game is dax's viagra  :fatty:
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« Reply #59321 on: April 11, 2016, 09:15:06 PM »
He just loves it, sad

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59322 on: April 11, 2016, 09:22:29 PM »
Anytime rex speaks, I think of this meme

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59323 on: April 11, 2016, 09:54:34 PM »
Houston fans seem like they think this vindicates their 2015 fall?  No way that's true right?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59324 on: April 11, 2016, 09:56:24 PM »
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