Esky still being the leadoff hitter is what is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). I was much more frustrated at the beginning of the year when Ned announced that Esky was hitting leadoff than I was when he announced that Moose was hitting second. Alex is by far the best leadoff candidate on this team. He has better power, average, and discipline at that spot than any other spot in the lineup (not to mention it's where he has the most experience). Yet, Ned refuses to look at that one spot in the order objectively and it's infuriating. Ned has grown on me, but batting Esky at leadoff over Gordo should actually be a fireable offense if we were to miss the playoffs this year.